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2024

09

Oct

Instagram DJ Charly Jordan in the Sauna of the Day

Her name is Charly Jordan. You have probably never heard of her, but she’s some instagram model turned DJ because it’s the alternative or at least the add on to being an instagram whore selling nudes.

I don’t really know how that whole DJ thing works these days since it’s all on the COMPUTER and not the old vinyl mixing my old as shit retard brain is used to…

I just assume the computer does the mixing and the DJ dances around in a slutty outfit to hype up the crowd for a lot of money.

It’s like SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS or AI bullshit, but with a human in the mix to fake it….

She is a skinny chick, with little tits, and she’s in the SAUNA showing her party girl abs doing some bullshit, far less bullshit than her DJing, but still clickbait….

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2024

18

Jun

Charly Jordan’s Tits of the Day

Charly Jordan is some Gen Z tiktok sensation from Vegas who we’ll assume went viral for her provocative dance moves….shaking her ass half naked while lip synching to songs for CHINA to BRAINWASH America through short form content.

She ended up deciding to be a DJ, since DJing doesn’t really require any work, the computer does it all for you, not like back in the days of buying records and only being able to DJ if you were rich, now the spotify and AI do it for you, so that you can just get booked thanks to having that built in audience and ability to dance around half naked and lip synching….

She has a Vegas residency, tours and is important….because she’s transitioning to “actress” and has a few notches in her acting belt already…

She recently had a sex tape she was actively participating in the filming of leaked to the internet, I am sure leaked by her in hopes of a viral moment, but we’re too desensitized to care about anyone’s self produced sex tape…

At this stage in the game, we’ve seen it all and it’d have to be pretty extreme sex to actually matter….not some staged shameless bullshit with her rich kid pretty boy boyfriend who watches himself the entire time because he’s pretty queer and probably sent the video to all his boyfriends…

I won’t post the stolen sex tape, but I will however post these titty pics, because I don’t like taking the bait.

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2019

16

Dec

Rachel Cook and Charly Jordan Boring Photoshoot of the Day

Rachel Cook and Charly Jordan teaching you lessons in how to recruit men to sign up to your patreon or only fans pretending you are curating a magazine, when really you’re just finding ways to get people to pay you monthly, since it’s too competitive to chase after brand deals like it was early instagram and now you have to take that fan club, exclusive content, membership like this was early internet porn, approach to your slutty behavior that you pretend is high end, high concept, empowered sex positive celebrating celebrity behavior…cuz dudes are idiots and will sign up for shit like this if they think it is helping some whore they jerk off to on instagram….

Girls and fast cars…so lame to me…but I guess exciting to the right kind of bro into babes and cars…who you know is out there.

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