2011
16
May
A reader sent me this email yesterday:
More blackchicks please
This is me listening to the people….not that Ciara is even black or even a chick….I mean cuz the rumors from a while ago used to scream that she’s got Dick…not that you could really tell in these pics…
Posted in:Ciara
2011
16
Mar
In the event you were concerned with the condition of Ciara’s legs, you’ll be happy to know, she’s still got them….
I don’t know what anyone would be concered with the condition of Ciara’s legs, but I figured it was the only angle I had on this post, cuz I don’t even remember who Ciara is….
Wasn’t she the Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard who everyone thought was a post-op tranny? You know in a it takes a dude to know how to really suck dick cuz he has a dick kinda way….
Well, that makes this post a little more questionable….maybe I should focus on pregnant bitches who I know have official lady parts, you know since this gender bender shit is out of control…Gays to the left of me, trannies to the right of me, lesbians behind me, and bi sexuals everywhere else….I blame all the hormones processed foods.
I’m pretty sure she’s got a dick, it may be one of those dick clit pussies, but there’s no way this bitch has testicles…or is there?
Posted in:Ciara
2011
15
Feb
Am I really posting on Ciara in a semi see through shirt that you can kinda see her bra in….apparently I am…and I feel almost as pathetic as you do masturbating to it…you fucking weirdo…
All I gotta say is you can see Ciara’s bra and who fucking cares.
Posted in:Ciara
2010
17
Feb
This is a shitty quality video, with real shitty sound is supposed to be singer Ciara who used to be a man or was born with a cock or some other bullshit rumor that’s been goin’ on of years poppin’ her booty on stage at what must be a mall performance cuz she’s irrelevant.
It’s too awkward for me to even figure out what’s going on, or what her ass even looks like when being popped in some bullshit MJ Tribute that’s a solid 8 months too late and that needs to seriously stop polluting my life, cuz I’ve moved on, mainly cuz I don’t care, but I do think dwelling on shit is unhealthy….
Bonus: Here’s a video of some girl dancing slow to a Lil Wayne and Ciara song that was just uploaded and I’m not complaining despite how awkward filming yourself dancing around is.
Posted in:Booty Poppin|Ciara
2009
09
Dec
When viewing these pictures of Ciara dressed like some kind of Trophy whore you’d win from the escort agency for being the customer of the year because your awkward ass made a lot of money in software in the 90s and your skills at getting pussy never quite matured past the age of 12 letting or some shit, but motherfucker’s bank account did and since then he’s gone through a different whore every second night, some more wholesome than the next, never quite questionning the authenticity of their pussies, always just assuming shit was always an integral part of the girl and not something she modified in her later years….remember she was most likely born with a cock…not that that would stop you.
Pics via INF
2009
18
Nov
Here’s more proof that Ciara is actually a man as she gets into her Lambo.
Everyone knows women don’t drive Lambo’s, they drive minivans.
You might as well just walked around with a boner in sweatpants it’d be a less obvious cover-up, dude.
For the record, I realize that I did just write Lambo instead of Lamborghini like I am some kind of chachi motherfucker and I’m punishing myself accordingly….
Pics via Fame
2009
06
Nov
I think the least of Ciara’s worries are that she has a pimple, you know considering she’s rumored to have a dick or to have been born with a dick, you know some serious transexual, transgendered or a hermaphrotie, meaning she may want to spend less time covering up her forehead blemishes and more time sorting out her gender, cuz chicks with dicks are the kind of people who end up dead in ditches when they fuck with the wrong dude.
Pics via Fame
2009
16
Sep
I guess I run a fashion site without knowing anything about fashion. I’m the next Anna Wintour or some shit, you know the star of The September Issue or some homobullshit, because here I am writing about what a bitch is wearing, when you have eyes and can figure it out on your fucking own.
This is Ciara, she fucks Diddy for exposure, since the last 5 years haven’t brought her that much success, and whoring herself is the best way to the top, and now she’s stepped it up a notch and has started leaking nude pics and dressing like a whore, even though this isn’t actually what whores dress like, it’s some suburban misconception and not accurate at all, you know something people are always willing to drop when a bitch dresses a little slutty, but when it really has no relevance, since the whores I know don’t wear designer, they wear soiled panties and ripped mini skirts and they smell like piss, rotting flesh, broken condoms and broken dreams and here is Ciara….
Pics via Mavrix
Posted in:Ciara|Leather Shorts|See Thru
2009
28
Aug
2009
30
Jul
The rumor when Ciara first came out was that she was born with a dick, which happens more than we know, and even the girl you may be dating could have been one of these hybrid humans for all you know, you know, where the doctors see both genitals and know a life as a hermie just isn’t a life anyone deserves to live, so they give the parents the choice of what gender to make them, and based on how they decorated the nursery they decide, like some kind of breeder buffet, or some shit, so they chop the dick off if there’s female reproductive organs or sew up the pussy if there isn’t and the secret is never let out of the bag, cuz that could be some harmful information to the kid’s self esteem, so instead it is left as a dirty little secret between the parents, reminding them everytime they looked at their child, how shitty their reproductive organs are, blaming each other and utlimately ending in divorce, because you can’t stay with someone who tainted your life with a freak.
But based on Ciara’s tits, I have a feeling she was born a woman…..I don’t see any Adam’s Apple….and if she wasn’t she’s probably still worth a round if no one’s lookin’
Bonus that is not really a bonus – Here are her legs in some pretty ….
