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Archive for the Cora Skinner Category

2009

08

Oct

Diana Ross’s Son is Banging Brody Jenner’s Ex of the Day

In life changing news you really need to know, Evan Ross, Diana Ross’ son is dating an underwear model named Cora Skinner who used to date Brody Jenner. I guess she’s into guys who live off their parents’ success, or maybe guys who live off their parents’ success like girls who have big tits but aren’t really actual underwear models.
She’s more like one of those bottom feeding sluts who moved to LA with a portfolio of pictures her friend in photography class took of her in her underwear. One of those self-proclaimed underwear models that landed some low level jobs that involved her in her underwear for companies who needed pics of a chick worth seeing in her underwear in her underwear, but couldn’t afford the high prices a real model would charge.

We have girls like this all over the city and they do the same thing as Cora by trying to sleep their way into becoming famous because getting naked didn’t work for them like it was supposed to. Despite the obvious fact that they are failures who just don’t have what it takes, but instead bottom feed, they still manage to walk around with their noses in the air like they are fuckin’ superstars and I seriously hate that snobby cunt behavior, especially when bitch isn’t clearly as hot as she thinks she is. Cunts….

The biggest joke in all this is that this nobody slut sells 8×10 pictures of herself . Who the fuck told her that was a good idea and if she came up with it herself, that is the high maintenance ego I was talking about, cuz she is a nobdoy but doesn’t realize she’s a nobody. If people are actually buying this shit, they deserve to be shot for being fucking an idiots and for encouraging this whore..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cora Skinner|Diana Ross|Evan Ross|Lingerie Model

2008

06

Jun

Brody Jenner Gets His Pussy In a White Bikini of the Day

The thing I like about Brody Jenner is that he realizes no one gives a fuck about him and has gone so far as to brand his entire body with his name as some kind of billboard in hopes that the name resonates with some people and they turn to each other and say “Jenner, that sounds familiar, isn’t there someone on TV named Jenner” causing some kind of disagreement that leads them approaching the motherfucker to settle the bet they are having and sometimes that means vagina gets thrown his way because girls seem to care about that shit more than dudes do.

Yesterday, you saw him with his robot corpse looking plastic surgery ridden mother and his hot bikini model he’s fucking, and here are some more pics of them day 2 only she’s in a white bikini which is pretty much my favorite kind of bikini because they usually are semi-see through while the girl wearing it has no idea and unsuspecting flashing is the best kind of flashing, like all the times I drop my pen at Starbucks to crawl around under the tables when really I am just panty hunting. I am deceiving like that.

Posted in:Bikini|Brody Jenner|Cora Skinner

2008

05

Jun

Brody Jenner’s Mom is in a Bikini of the Day

Brody Jenner has a mother and she’s got a fuckin’ tight body. I am not sure if it’s a side-effect of the valium popping and an addiction to cocaine like most classy chicks, but I like to think she’s just natural beauty with a rock solid face that cares about her health enough to schedule 4 hour workout sessions with her 20-something personal trainer who she’s fucking and by personal trainer, I mean plastic surgeon.

I kinda feel bad for Brody Jenner, because having a mom this solid is a fucking curse because your first masturbation fantasies take place with a pair of her dirty panties on your face and your recent memories of walking in on her in the shower and that’s gotta fuck with your head a bit, something I am sure you know a lot about since your mom’s tits are bother the first and last set of tits you’ve sucked.

BONUS – Some Pictures of his Girlfriend Cora Skinner in a Bikini, But Why Would You Want to See Her After You’ve Just Seen His Mom, That’s Like choosing cheese in a can to top your cracker instead of the caviar…..you ghetto fuck.

Posted in:Bikini|Brody Jenner|Cora Skinner|Mom