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Archive for the Crackhead Category

2011

02

Feb

Gay Crackhead Pole Dances on the Street Corner of the Day

I don’t find this as funny as the dudes in the video do…I mean the only funny shit about this video is ow into this dude pole dancing they are…it’s like they are really into this motherfucker dancing around…giggling like horny school girls, so into that I’m pretty sure they may be comin’ around late night to pay him another dollar to suck their dicks….cuz when I see crackheads, gay or straight, I never try to direct them in some gay homeless man fetish videos…I’m more into getting them shitting in public…or creeping out girls…by chasing them around with their dicks…

Posted in:Crackhead

2010

11

Feb

Crackwhore Interview of the Day

I always laugh when I watch Intervention because I find drug addiction a fucking joke. I also love drug addicted prostitutes who fuck their sons and lick their assholes and have disgusting bodies because they are affordable and a lot of fun.

The only thing I hate about this is the dude behind the camera, dude needs to hire someone who is actually funny to make his videos for him. I’ve been interviewing whores for more than a decade and I get way more solid fucking shit, I just don’t have a video camera and really I like keeping it between me and the girls, cuz exploiting these already damaged people just isn’t as fun or even as funny and takes pretty much no fucking skill or intelligence to make happen. It’s pretty much everywhere, just bring out your camera…..

But you’ll probably get a kick out of this…and no respect goes out to the idiots who would brand their logo on this shit like it’s some kind of exclusive.

Maybe the money they make off this video should be donated to help these women get out of the gutter.

Posted in:Crackhead|Interview

2009

21

Oct

Crackhead Channels Michael Jackson’s Ghost of the Day

I think life is more entertaining with drunks and addicts cuz they are funny and just don’t give a fuck. Sure they usually stink, but who am I kidding, I fucking stink too. I have been drunk and got crackhead chicks to show me their pussies for a few bucks, I have had crackhead dudes drop their pants, and the ultimate crackhead moment, other than the numerous crackheads I’ve had sex with, or accidentally eaten out, was when a crackhead wanted to have a dick size competition with a friend of mine, using 3 hot chicks leaving the club as the judges, only to pull out a huge dirty erection and chase one of the girls into a back alley….I never found out what happened to her, because I went home but I am sure it ended in HIV transmission.

That said, here’s some crack head channeling the ghost of Michael Jackson thru song, which is better than this guy I know who channels Michael Jackson thru molesting little kids, or me who channels Michael Jackson thru masturbation, because sometimes, when I touch myself, I like to feel like the star of the show and all these dead celebs are watching me in amazement, sure it’s weird, but Estelle Getty, Patrick Swayze, Aaron Spelling and Anna Nicole Smith really knows how to make me cum…..

Posted in:Crackhead|Michael Jackson

2009

05

May

Mischa Barton Lookin’ Great of the Day

Mischa Barton is slowly starting to look more like the kind of girl I like. All she needs to do is lose a couple of teeth. Not shower for a couple of days. Wear the same panties that she half heatedly washes in the bus station sink with handsoap, giving it the fresh scent of asshole, aids, old pussy and public washroom when it take them off with my teeth and dig in for an expensive all you can eat mean that you will remember for a lifetime when you are forced to get your tosils removed a few weeks later from the severe infection. I think I’m in love.

Posted in:Crackhead|Disgusting|Mischa Barton