Doutzen Kroes is a Victoria’s Secret model from the Netherlands, with a black husband and two black babies, aka a broken vagina that I guess she tapes up so that she can still participate in the Victoria’s Secret brain washing informercials, that the whole world is watching because they think these girls are hot, which they are, important, which they aren’t, and not peddling garbage sweat shop gear, which they are….because it’s all she’s ever done that matters….and without them…she’s nothing but a mom of two with a good body…and I guess that’s good enough.

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Doutzen Kroes has black babies, I wonder what the racists think of that, because you know the only people jerking off to Victoria’s Secret Catalogs are white trash hicks, who still get catalogs in their trailer parks, because them computer things are confusing…

That said, she’s boring, these pics are boring, models are boring and overpriced mall underwear made in sweatshops for middle of the road people is boring.

But they have an infomercial coming out, and I guess putting Doutzen, their Dutch star in mainstream advertorial, to seem like people care about these models, and they do, when they shouldn’t…is all part of the hustle..

TO SEE HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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Doutzen Kroes already had her baby, so I am not too sure why I am releasing these pictures now, I assume it is because I am not releasing them at all, I didn’t take them. I wasn’t involved in the schedule, I am just a Robin Hood motherfucker who repurposes pictures other people take of women who don’t talk to me and will never talk to me – and make jokes about them that aren’t even that funny and hardly jokes..

It’s like what can I say about these, that she has a half black baby inside her for the second time, and she felt the need to celebrate it because all mothers think carrying a child is a beautiful thing, despite it being totally unnatural and scary…even a pivotal scene in the movie Aliens….

I can talk about ready to drop porn and how it is some depressing shit for some people who have just out grown masturbation to normal shit, so lonely they crave pregnant women in their lives…so tapped out from jerking off to regular porn, it is the only way they can come..

Or I can just post the pics…How about I do that…I mean they aren’t even that good.

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Doutzen Kroes, Victoria’s Secret model just shat out her second baby, and I am not saying that because it is half black thanks to her choice in big penises she fills her Dutch model pussy up with. That would be racist and I am not racist.

I am saying that because the birthing process is disgusting, far more disgusting than actual shitting, because it’s through the vagina, that is probably a mangled mess they are probably having a hard time putting the pieces back together on, the kind of Vagina the lingerie model will have to tape up to not spill out of her brazilian cut seamless panties Victoria’s Secret shove her in when her body is back in shape, in like 2 weeks cuz models aren’t human..and that’s why we like them…but we don’t like this baby making business…it makes perfectly good girls to masturbate to…boring, played out, and old fucking news…

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Samsung should be paying me for promoting this campaign staring the mother of a half black baby or two that she made in the VIP room at a rave or super-club in Vegas with the DJ, because everyone knows the EDM DJ is the most important, overpaid, specimen of man, who has been clever enough to fuck the system on little to no talent because that’s just the world we live in…brain wash the retard college kids with Ecstasy and Robotic sounds that penetrate their brains..

But Samsung isn’t paying me, so I get to rip into this shitty campaign staring a pregnant with her second interracial in a bikini in the pool, strategically cropping out her body, because she’s pregnant, even though she is only around because of her body…

It’s fucking Samsung, they have money, they could have booked any non-pregnant model and at least shown some ass cheek…

If she’s in a fucking pool, in a bikini, you gotta deliver that bikini, otherwise put her in a fucking snowsuit. You fools.

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Wanna know one thing I like better than seeing a pregnant model… seeing a not pregnant model.

That’s all I have to say about that, no wait, I have a rant brewing up inside me, and that rant is that if bitch wants to get pregnant, she might as well retire. She made a decision to commit her life to being half naked for money, and now she’s gone on to get knocked up, but twice by a brother who you know cheats on her, I mean he’s a touring DJ and the non-mom models groupies probably want a piece of him…

Not that it matters…

What matters is that, when you commit to becoming famous for being half naked, you need to put your personal life aside, and you need to trap your men in other ways, like say, by being a fucking babe, instead of by polluting your uterus…

Even though, you know she will bounce back from this, and look better than most moms, reminding the world that fat moms are just lazy and making excuses, like part of some secret society of cake eaters…

She’s still damaged fucking goods, and for that brands should protest her…seriously…

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