I don’t really know if these are that interesting to anyone, I just saved them onto my computer, and figured I might as well post them because I have nothing better to do, and because I like 18 year old versions of most women, especially when those women have desecrated themselves due to a lack of respect and hormones, with child birth…and life..you know parties, and random cocks, and all things that make a girl less appealing to lick, unless you’re like me and figure you’ll just like them all…

I probably should have found the high res so you can zoom in on her vagina that had not been fully abused, but why mock a girl with what was, when you can just go out and find other 18 year olds to entertain your pervert needs…

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There was some scandal or hype or whatever about Victoria’s Secret model, who is probably best known for getting knocked up by a Black DJ, Doutzen Kroes, posting the above pic of her with no make-up on…to remind the world that models are a blank canvas for make-up artists and photographers with great cameras, lenses and lighting to maximize their “lines” and features and make them into the babes you think they are…SMOKE AND MIRRORS

I guess she’s doing it as a public service announcement for all the eating disorders she has likely caused being affiliated with the evil empire Victoria’s Secret…

But the funny thing in all of it is that within a few hours, she posted a bikini pic, just to remind everyone that no one gives a fuck about her face, her career is based on this mom body….

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Doutzen Kroes is Riding some statues, and she’s fully clothed in some fashion bullshit for Vogue or some other obscure market fashion imprint…and I am posting it because she’s a lingerie model, and we like lingerie models, even when they represent and evil corporation that exploits Bangladeshi workers to make good margins on over-priced, well marketed, low quality, underwear for middle America…that I guess isn’t even really lingerie or lingerie modelling, but is generally half naked…but more importantly…I am posting this because a woman pressed up against plaster must be a fetish somewhere…

I like to take high concept, beautifully shot things, and take a huge shit on them…and make them bad..It’s my thing.

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Doutzen Kroes is a pregnant lingerie model…who is out doing lingerie modelling while pregnant…unless of course she’s not actually pregnant when these were shot…even though if she was it would be way hotter…kinda like some “high” fashion ready to drop porn…something that High Fashion is missing…and I’m not talking getting a pregnant Cindy Crawford posing naked on the cover of Vogue while pregnant, I’m talking full on trying to hide the fetus inside her cuz she wants one more job to help pay for the baby formula before the stripclub makes her stop working due to insurance purposes…

Either way, hot pics.

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At risk of sounding racist…and based strictly on my observations visiting the local walmart..where I am stuck in line behind young, fat, white single mothers with 50 shades of brown babies…black guys love knocking up white girls…

I guess there is no exception to the rule when it comes to the rich, famous, supermodel variety of white girl…and the black DJs who might as well be white who married them…

Because Doutzen Kroes is pregnant for a second time…and here is a little tribute of what was, before the second baby ravages her like it was Woody Allen and her body was 7…leaving her a mess or a stretched out shell of what she once was…from Vogue Brazil June 2013

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Doutzen Kroes in a shoot by Michael Beauplet…it’s up on some hipster in her apartment high concept shit that isn’t really high concept at all but bitch is in panthose, gym socks and a fucking leotard spread eagled on the floor making it good enough for me…

I mean if you look at anything, from Hollywood to fucking porn, photography to fashion…everyone has run out of ideas and it’s just one big perpetual idea wheel slowly turning so the repeat is spread out enough that people who notice don’t bother caring anymore cuz they’ve grown up and started families…you know have thrown away their lives and interests in exchange for a life of suburban lawn mowing out of touch hell…

But I still like looking at babes posing…cuz I got nothing else going on.

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2 Weeks ago Doutzen Kroes posted a picture of her husband, some black DJ from Ibiza or some shit, jerking off to her mom ass putting on a webcam show, like some low level web cam girl trying to pay her rent without getting a real job, in what is offensive as fuck, at least to me, and should be flagged and deleted off Instagram, even if there’s no spread asshole in the pic, because we know what’s going on, and no one wants to see this married couple on the road missing each other….it’s the fucking worst…

This pervert shit I call her trying to keep his balls empty so he doesn’t fuck groupies like he fucked her when she was a groupie…even though we all knows he does…it’s part of knocking up a Victoria’s Secret model…you have no choice but to find other relevant pussy to stick your dick in….

Either way, it happened…

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You’d think that being a Victoria’s Secret model, you’d have all the push up bras needed to make your tits look like implants, but yet mom and babe Doutzen Kroes threw that option out that window and said to herself “I’m gonna let my mom tits sag” but in some random imported accent…and I guess in protest to the brand that made her and paid her a lot of money…like a teenage girl trying to piss off her dad by fucking a black dude…only worse because I hate when the truth in titties is thrown down my throat…like when you bring a girl home with you only for the padded underwire shit to reveal her A-Cups…and not even because I hate small tits, in fact I love small tits, but I just don’t like a girl who blatantly lies…it’s like what else are you lying about….we’ll discuss after the roofies wear off…seeing as that’s the only way any of us get girls in push up bras home with us…

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