I like these young starlets enough to wait around for their bikini pics to hit so that I can post them on this site…but I generally have a hard time remembering which one is which…and I heard pussy in Zombieland came out as a dyke , I was hoping it was Little Miss Sunshine cuz that would have been funny…but it turned out it was the one who plays Mark Zuckerberg’s neighbor for a few minutes.

Clearly, she is trying to get noticed by pulling a Lohan, even though everyone knows lesbians don’t exist and the only girls who are lesbians are built like dudes and dress like dudes, the only hot dykes are chicks who were molested by dudes enough growing up to fear dick….or who are easily influenced and manipulated by the girls built like dudes through friendship to “try it out” cuz “guys are jerks” and “i’m your best friend, trust me it feels good”…not that it matters,

Cuz this is Emma Stone and she is the only Zombieland pussy worth noticing today…and she’s not using cheap or bottom-feeding stunts like pulling the “I’m a lesbian, talk about me” card like she’s fucking Anne Heche…..

I hate publicity stunts…unless they come with video footage of the bullshit….which hasn’t happened in this PR strategy yet….

Here is Emma Ston at some event cuz I wannna fuck her…

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I don’t know why, but I’m really digging Emma Stone. Her face is weird. Her body nothing special, but there’s just something about her that I like and I think it has to do with being the only pussy I would have fucked on Zombieland, the kid who played Zuckerberg was a close second though….

See, I’m a dude with no attention span and I can’t handle movies unless I can fixate on a bitch to get me through the two hours, you know imagining them in all kinds of more interesting scenarios, mainly bouncing on my dick in various locations, mainly anywhere, because otherwise movies just make me fall asleep…..

Here are her legs…I’m into them…I just can’t explain why…but we’ll just call it marketing…

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I don’t know why I like Emma Stone. But I like Emma Stone. She kinda has an inbred face like she was first cousins and sisters with Kristen Stewart, but for some reason, I’m drawn in. Maybe it’s cuz I saw Zombieland and the only other pussy in the shit was Little Miss Sunshine who despite potential of breaking down as a childstar who was exploited, is a little to young for me….or Maybe it’s cuz I was drunk watching Letterman at my creepy neighbor’s house and I spent what felt like hours, but what was really just a few minutes trying to see up her short dress and these are the before and after pictures of that glorious experience I had.

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Emma Stone is one of these new Actresses who are getting a lot of buzz and by buzz I mean perverted dudes jerking off to her. She’s like that Amanda Seyfried twat, pretty much on the fence to be the the next big thing…to get fucking huge and take the fuck over, but not quite there. I’ve been getting a lot of emails by my standards (1 email) about how I need to feature her and her red haired pussy more often so here she is in InStyle.

Shit is boring but I’m anticipating a quick rise to the top, a quick fall when she is replaced by the 1000s of girls who are hotter an more talented than her, then lots of nudity….at least that’s what I’m hoping for…cuz I like nudity, better than this garbage…

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