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2016

02

Mar

Emma Stone’s Killer Fitness Pose of the Day

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I think this is probably the best picture I’ve seen of super famous, not quite sure why, mainly because of the weird thing she does with her mouth when she talks, that I’d call a lisp, but that virgin loser comic book fans are too busy masturbating to to notice…

The reason this is probably the best picture of her…is because her average looking face isn’t in it…

That’s a fit fucking ass, squeezed in nicely by her leggings, because all this girl has to do to fill her days – is hit the gym, count her money and read scripts she’s already got the job for, to decide what the best way to Oscar is…

Actors are fucking lame, but this one’s won some kind of lottery, so I appreciate her, because I can tell in all her roles that she’s thinking “why the fuck am I here, how the fuck did this happen, I just did an indy movie and WTF, I went viral”…and viral, at least when it comes to pussy is all I know…

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2016

19

Feb

Emma Stone’s Booty of the Day

Emma Stone is a weird mouthed celebrity….you know another one of these huge stars on the Kristen Stewart, Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence kick that make zero sense to me…not even when I stare at her ass in leggings, because I know that leggings lie, but more imporantly, because I know she’s just overrated, has a huge nerd fanbase, who is relentlessly loyal to her, despite her weird mouth,

Makes no sense to me..But bitch gets paid…more than her Soccer Mom Audi Q5 is letting on…bitch gets paid…more than you’d expect her to get paid based on her weird mouth alone…

It’s just the way the world works, there are these girls who are just loved and eaten up by hollywood for no real reason at all…other than that producers can get higher budgets for movies and thus line their pockets with more money…

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2015

18

Dec

Emma Stone in Lingerie for Cabaret Promo Pics of the Day

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Emma Stone is a huge star, mainly because she’s managed to get the nerds, who are probably all at Star Wars, to buy into her bullshit through strategic acting jobs she’s taken…

I never found her all that cute, which has clearly had a huge impact on her success, because I dictate all….but she doesn’t offend me, she just has a weird mouth…

Well, she’s in Cabaret, the play that turned into a movie, where she’s playing the Renee Zellweger / Liza Minnelli character…exciting right…not really, but she’ll be in lingerie the whole production, and her fans, who are primarily into comic books, have cum themselves looking at her in more clothes…that’s what happens when you’re a grown man who has never seen live tits.

This are the promo pics..I feel like I’ve already seen…but all this shit is so repetitive…

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2015

17

Jun

Emma Stone for WSJ Magazine of the Day

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Emma Stone is boring and so are these pics for WSJ magazine…so why am I posting it?

Because..why do I post any of this nonsense, it’s all garbage bullshit used to sell product, or fill movie seats, using puppets that aren’t even as hot as they should be, considering they are puppets, making the whole operation seem lazy as fuck…

It’s like if I was an evil corporation or film company, I would create stars out of the hottest things I could find, not some dumpy, flat chested, awkward, looking like she had asthma and was allergic to everything, the weirdo lesbian in the high school her hippie stage parents probably pulled her out of….to make her into Emma Stone…

Maybe I am looking too deep into this…but when not naked…I get annoyed…it’s like why do I even notice you…non-nude overpaid Emma Stone….because I am maniupulated into your lies…

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2015

15

May

Emma Stone Cannes Hosiery Flash of the Day

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I don’t know if you virgin losers can handle this….Emma Stone hosiery…thanks to the wind in Cannes blowing up her dress to show her thigh high pantyhose…and the reality is that I am not a virgin loser, I am just a loser…who doesn’t even like Emma Stone, or think she’s hot, or that she matters…but for some reason…a reason I call loving lingerie..being exposed due to nature…a fetish I’ve had for a long time…I think this is amazing…

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2015

11

May

Emma Stone for Interview of the Day

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Photographer Craig McDean took these pictures of Emma Stone for Interview Magazine, that weren’t as scandalous as I would hope for, you know nude…or half nude…since that’s the way girls get famous these days…and I guess once they are already famous, they are smart enough to wait it out until the proper amount of money is offered so that she can really monetize them tits….unless she’s already been nude, but I generally don’t give a shit about Emma Stone, or understand her fame, or why the nerd virgins have taken it upon themselves to make her and her quirky weird mouth rich and famous…but she’s happened…and here she is in Interview….exciting…but not as exciting as her recently being single…for the real virgin losers out there…that’s a beacon of hope…like some comic book hero finally winning…unlike you or really me…unless you suck at life so good…you’re the champion of sucking at life…which I think I am….

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2015

22

Apr

Emma Stone – Banana Face of the Day

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Emma Stone won in the paparazzi pictures of the day with this picture as her latest role…Banana Face..

You know she’s hiding from the paparazzi, because I guess she’s been rumored to be broken up with her boyfriend the lamest spiderman ever….but I like to think this “action hero”…is a better look for her, but that’s probably because I don’t buy into the nerd hype, and I don’t believe Emma Stone is all that special, and really I don’t hate her or her fame and fortune based on exploiting nerds and their loyalty, it’s just smart business…I just hate her mouth…which when she’s covering it up with a banana…doing her whole Banana face…far more politically correct than black face she doesn’t annoy me at all…

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2015

23

Feb

Emma Stone Panty Flash of the Day

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Emma Stone isn’t hot…she’s got a weird fucking mouth and the fact that she has a career after booking some Michael Cera indy movie blows my fucking mind. I guess she just went viral amongst the nerds and is getting serious pay days now. It’s weird…at least based on her weird fucking mouth that annoys the fuck out of me…for no real reason…because I don’t have to watch it eat, in fact I don’t have to watch it ever…I can turn her and really every celebrity off..thanks to the power button on my TV and that makes me happy, and makes me wish the rest of the world did too…cuz this girl has no business being rich…I don’t care how hard she flashes her panties on the Oscar red carpet to distract from her mouth, or to give people something to talk about…she is not good enough to matter…panty flash or not…but she matters…and that falls onto us as the real failures, we created this…and I don’t understand why…but as long as the panties are shown, I’m gonna look at them….cuz panties are a fetish of mine, looking and sniffing, and pulling them to the side…not me wearing them…I’m a weird pervert…but not that weird.

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2014

05

Nov

New Pics of Emma Stone for Cabaret of the Day

Emma Stone is trying to prove to the world that she’s not some shitty overrated actor who got lucky and landed a blockbuster movie role that she’s barely memorable in…you know that is just very fucking nerd friendly, like all she has done, which is perfect for nerd movies…Plays the accessible girl…dudes who don’t get laid will get sucked the fuck in….and I guess they did…

But now, she’s really testing herself, (HA), by doing a stage show, like real acting, trying to prove herself, her trade, by attempting some next level concept of a stage show..that is less forgiving than when she’s being shot on camera…and I guess who cares, she’s doing it in lingerie…for Cabaret…and anything to distract from her mouth…is good.

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2014

16

Oct

Emma Stone Lingerie of the Day

I guess Emma Stone is trying to legitimize her acting career, from being the nerdy obscure girl in some nerd targeted low budget movie, to being the nerdy obscure girl in some nerd targeted blockbuster that put her on the fucking map, now wanting to do some Chicago Musical theatre where she’s playing the Renee Zellweger part, with a less mutated but equally unattractive face…all in lingerie to be Broadway official…now she can be considered an actual actor…instead of the scam that should still be working at the local third wave coffee shop making Lattes…with acting dreams and aspirations that ideally would have never actually happened – but unfortunately did.

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