I can’t stand Ellen, or the women who think Ellen is the greatest thing to happen to Daytime television. She irritates me in her lesbianism, childish, wholesome and family friendly, even though she fists bitches in her spare time and exploits two british cousins who sing Nicki Minaj, like her own child sex ring with youtube stars…..what I am saying is that she’s the fucking worst…

I don’t give a fuck about Emma Stone or the hype that comes with her…She’s hardly hot, marketed to virgin losers, who believe she’s just so cool and the greatest girl ever….while all I see is some bitch who doesn’t give me boners…

Not even when dancing in an idiotic segment for the lesbian network….

Boring….but you’ll like it.

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Emma Stone is like this year’s JUNO, you know a bitch who gets a whole lot of hype but based on her physical appearance, it is totally unwarranted but because nerds like her…for whatever reason…whether it be her silly roles she’s cast in…or the fact that nerds find her attainable…it doesn’t change the fact she’s got little uninteresting tits and a pretty boring body…..you know the kind of body a 15 year old fat boy has more sex appeal than…no pedo…..making me wonder why she’s in these bikini pics….but realizing I love bikini pics…even on fake redhead skinny bitches more famous than they should be…

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PAPARAZZI AREN’T NICE

I don’t know what these pictures are from, who took them…I just know they were sent to me and are apparently Emma Stone…a bitch who is so fucking overrated it is ridiculous…but who has positioned herself to be masturbation fodder for nerds…unfortunately a good place to be because the world is full of nerds and more importantly movie companies are trying to reach the nerds so they cast the bitch over and over again….even though she’s got no sex appeal…or more importantly…no ass….

PAPARAZZI AREN’T NICE

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I really don’t know what all the rage about Emma Stone is….She doesn’t show her tits….she doesn’t show her ass….to the point that I don’t even know if she’s got an ass or tits…she’s cute at best…but for some reason she’s a fucking it-girl. I think the entertainment industry has wronged us….or at least Emma Stone’s team of handlers and publicists have…cuz fame like this should come via scandal and not from just being a fucking redhead….Either way, she’s at an event, almost as slutty as the time she was at an event SHOWING LEG ….she needs to step it up fast.

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These are some boring pictures of Emma Stone, because I figure I only get hate mail when I post these boring paparazzi pics, when people are coming here exclusively for nipples and bikini pictures, cuz that’s all the world wants from me….

I mean, boring unless you’re bi-polar, Jim Carey, or just a virgin loser who finds happiness in all things Emma Stone, because you think she’s one of your kind, a nerd, since she’s the love interest of all nerds in the movies, which to them translates to potential love interest to them, cuz they aren’t capable of seperating the fact she’s a fucking actor, and their obsessions and masturbation take over their lives…making the more reclusives until one day showing up at one of her events only to realize the truth about her…It’s hard out there for a nerd.

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This post is dedicated to Jim Carrey and every other virgin loser who thinks she’s one of them because she was in a movie where she was the love interest of a virgin loser/virgin loser, like the guy from the Facebook movie and the guy from Arrested Development who are likely not actual virgin loser, and likely ripping blow off whore pussy, but they are virgin lose icon, and she’s been in movies with them as their love interest at least once or twice….

Here she is making out with some Canadian dude named Ryan Gosling on set….and I figure watching people dressed like they are in the 1920s-40s kissing is erotic to some of you who jerk off to your granny’s old photo albums…while the rest of us need some fucking fisting, squirting, and throat fucking to get us hard thanks to be so desensitized from the internet cuz before the internet there was a time we could get hard holding hands, or looking at National Geographic tit. Those were the days.

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Emma Stone is getting a lot of hype these days…

I don’t really know why, maybe it is cuz hollywood needs a cute hot young redhead to star in shitty movies….and Lohan is predisposed….only instead of being a heroin snorting, self absorbed, little cunt of a person that was totally unappreciative of everything she was handed in her spoiled little life…but instead became a tormented soul…she seems almost decent….maybe too decent for my liking, almost wholesome…cuz she hasn’t had any slutty scenes, any nude pics, any drunken disasters, and pussy flashes or nipple slips…..but I doubt anyone in Hollywood is any of those things…cuz you have to have no soul, decency, self-respect to make it in Hollywood….so this is just an image they are trying to portray….and by they I mean her team of people who don’t want us knowing she’s been pregnant a dozen time and has 15 houseboys who fuck her up the ass at the same time in her basement….but that’s all speculation.

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Emma Stone is the new Lohan. Which isn’t saying all that much because Lohan is a pile of shit of a person…with everything wrong with her, all tormented and haggard both personally and professionally…except for her awesome tear drop shaped fake tits….which are fantastic….but it ist to say her legs are awesome and thin and I like watching her suck on a spoon like a dirty little whore….

I’m a fan of this 22 year old box and all the work she’s been getting…but I just hope her rise to the top involves a lot of nude scenes, sex tapes, pussy flashes, a lot of bikini pics, and some tities….cuz it won’t be fair to us if her PR people play her up to be all wholesome and shit…cuz wholesome and shit is boring…even when it is in staged paparazzi bikini pics..or spoon sucking pics….Hollywood needs a whore…fingers crossed she’s the one…

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Top Quote of the article was calling out the paparazzi for the scum that they are, but more importantly, calling out other celebs who call them and stage these photos cuz celebs are insecure cunts who need to stay in the public eye….It is all strategic to sell movie seats….but the general public doesn’t know that…

‘Hey, Emma! Listen, I’m going to delete these pics. Here’s my card. ‘If you ever go to the beach with your friends or walk out of your house in your pajamas, call me.’” Stone, confused, refused his card. “He’s like, ‘But I’m deleting these pictures, see?’ … These guys try to strike up a deal with you so you feel like they’re your friend. I didn’t even know that was a thing—that people would call them.”

I still don’t really remember who Emma Stone is. I know she’s in the new Spiderman as Kirsten Dunst and that she whines a lot about losing the role in heroes to Hayden Panettiere, like it was her claim to fame, and like Hayden Panettiere’s mom wasn’t fucking the executives behind the show, cuz Soap Stars are the hookers of Hollywood….I mean other than the actual hookers…not that it matters…here she is in a bikini for Vanity Fair….not enoug Labia for my liking…but a bikini never the less.

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This is a little too high concept for me…I figure when you put a bitch in a fashion magazine all you need to do is get her naked…or half naked and shit’s instantly art….You don’t need to go all Cirque du Soliel/I did too many drugs/I like being obscure…cuz really all everyone wants to do when they see these kinds of pics is jerk off to the bitch in them, not have some twisted mind fuck like you’re living in some other dimension and you just got warped there…if you know what I mean…which you do, because we are one….

But I am down with EMMA STONE ….and I barely even know who she is, or even find her that hot, I’m pathetic like that….and it turns out that I haven’t done nearly enough posts on her to get myself arrested for stalking, or being a threat to her….so I’ll take what I can get of her…to add to my collection…if you know what I mean…which you do cuz you’re weird…

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