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2014

17

Sep

Emma Stone’s Invisible Legs of the Day

Do you want to know what I think about Emma Stone? Either do I. My opinion doesn’t matter. No one cares about whether I think she’s overrated or has an annoying mouth or that she doesn’t deserve any of the success she’s seen because I know so many more average looking girls who look better than this average looking girl. I just assume she was thrown down some nerd throat and as nerds do, they obsess over things, thanks to their autism, and in obsessing over things, end up staging weddings with cardboard cutouts or robots they made in their shed that look like their own Emma Stone…

I also think her skinny legs, despite loving skinny legs, are a little too transparent and even discgusting…and that’s why I decided to dedicate a post to them…

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2014

28

Aug

Emma Stone Has a Stupid Wonky face of the Day

I hate Emma Stone. She’s got some kind of wonky stupid face that doesn’t belong in movies, or even working the checkout at the grocery store. It’s like put this bitch in the back room, she sucks…

But for some reason, everyone cares, and I assume it is because she’s connected or rich. People find her hot and amazing, but those people are clearly misguided and just swept up into the hype that is comic book nerd.

Sites are celebrating her BOB haircut, that allows more focus on flawed face, that thanks to some scam is getting paid alot and cast a lot.

In conclusion, hollywood is a fucking scam and not hot enough girls are treated like hot enough girls…

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2014

29

Apr

Emma Stone Lip Sync Battle of the Day

Emma Stone did a Lip Sync battle, which is one of the lowest level jokes I think anyone has really come up with, the kind of thing the drama club kid suggests at a house party, that everyone either allows him to do to laugh at him, or that leads to him being raped by a baseball bat in front of everyone as punishment…but maybe I just hate Jimmy Fallon for being an annoying fuck everyone seems to think is incredible….

I am not posting this to encourage him, I am posting this because virgin losers who I assume read the site love this shit…and by shit I mean Emma Stone.

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2014

25

Apr

Emma Stone at the Amazing Spiderman 2 Premiere of the Day

I am not into Emma Stone but all the virgin losers are…I think she’s an overrated, talentless, weird mouthed weirdo who has never been interesting to me in anything that she’s done, even when at the Spiderman premiere with hard nipples…but all virgin loser comic kids are probably cumming themselves over these and that would be weird, if Virgin losers weren’t….but they are..so it’s expected and here are the boring red carpet bullshits

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2014

19

Feb

Emma Stone’s Possible Nude Selfie of the Day

The likelihood of this Emma Stone nude pic being a legit nude pic…you know all low res enough that it could be a pic of your grandmother in a wig and we could pretend it’s Emma Stone is pretty fucking high…

But the small chance it is legit, means I have to post it…it is my duty and more importantly…sometimes It is nicer to pretend or to believe something is real…since nothing really ever is…

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2013

17

Jun

Not Emma Stone in her Underwear for Wolf of Wall Street of the Day

This was sent to me and said it was Emma Stone…I went on a rant about Emma Stone..

I’ve hated on Emma Stone for being an uneventful little slag, overrated with far too much attention from virgin losers everywhere, since she first hit the scene….

I understood that nerds felt she was accessible, production companies like nerds because they are the only ones paying to go to movies, playing her up like she was one of them…putting her in comic book movies…

I just thought was lacking on all fronts…

But Martin Scorcese, a genius filmmaker, used a little movie magic and made her look hot as fuck in this Wolf of Wall Street movie….

It’s like her weird mouth /face doesn’t bother me at all, I’m too busy wanting to fuck her.

Turns out it is not Emma Stone…
Here’s the trailer…

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2012

21

Nov

Emma Stone Sex Tape Rumors of the Day

Here is a topless in some show called Medium that I can only assume happened around the time of her sex tape that is rumored to exist…shot back when she was working on becoming famous…

So the rumor is that weird faced Emma Stone…who annoys me to look at….has a sex tape from before she was famous amongst nerds thanks to staring the love interest of nerds…in movies designed for nerds….has a sex tape with a past lover being shopped around….

Of course she does.

Any celebrity…even the ones who are seemingly awkward, obscure and even a fucking virgin…are actually hookers who sell their soul to the devil…to become puppets that make other people retarded money….while making them more money than they know what to do with…in some social club, private party, that involves no talent…or skill…but they won’t let you in on that…

Now I don’t have her sex tape, but I am totally down in seeing her little titties get ejaculated on…while another dude violates her ass…but I want to see every girl like that….

Not sure if this is truth…but I figure just the idea of it will collectively make every nerd ejaculate leading to some kind of natural disaster…and the idea of that is probably more fun than the way weird face fucks….

Typical – Cry – For – Attention – To – Promote – A – New Movie…

Here are some pics of her in Vanity Fair wearing a bikini…

Here is the video from vanity fair….

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2012

28

Aug

Emma Stone Boring for Interview Magazine of the Day


Emma Stone is boring for Interview Magazine’s latest issue….which makes sense…because Emma Stone is boring everywhere….

I know, virgin losers get mad when I say she isn’t hot, or that her mouth annoys me, or that she’s overrated and just well marketed to the virgin loser market…because that’s what the evil corporations and Hollywood want…but the to those of us who don’t care about who the love interest is in comic book movies…or other shit targeted to virgin losers….we can see her for what she is…dull at fucking best….and I think the genius team at Interview captured that perfectly..they are the best in the industry at bringing out a person’s personality…or in Emma Stone’s case…her lack of one….

.Here are the pics….


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2012

24

Aug

Emma Stone and that Spiderman Bitch Kissing on the Beach of the Day

I guess Emma Stone is dating the bitch she was in Spiderman, he was the one who played a crying emo hipster Spiderman…in what was probably one of the worst movies ever fucking made….because why else would she be on the beach tonguing him for the paparazzi like an exhibitionist whore looking for attention cuz she likes when she’s watched….could it be because she likes being watched…or could it be because they are trying to market themselves as the next Kristen Stewart / Robert Patision….cuz parlaying movie roles into real life helps sell tickets and is likely part of the contract when you sign up for 3 movies in a series deal….It is all a fake relationship scam…but the bigger scam is that people think


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2012

20

Jun

Emma Stone in a See Thru at the Spiderman Premiere of the Day

Emma Stone is some boring shit. She is even boring when I posted her IN HER BIKINI ….and I find every fucking girl in her bikini hot….even fat bitches because it is amazing trying to figure out how they let themselves do that to themselves….but Emma Stone might as well been a dude in a bikini, only a dude in a bikini would have been more interesting to look at thanks to the comedic aspect……she’s just overrated shit….and she was at the premiere for The Amazing Spiderman in Paris like she was Kirsten Dunst…. and they say she’s in a See Through, but I doubt her brain would have the capacity to deliver that kind of fun you know since this whole lot of pale fucking skin is notoriously boring as fuck….nerds just like her cuz they assume she’d sleep with them…like they have a chance and not even in their delusional way….based on fact that she’s reallly not great…she’s gotta work on that.


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