Emma Stone and her weird face bore me, but I guess every celebrity bores me, I don’t think they are worthy of their success, I don’t think their impact on the world is worth celebrating, I do think they are overpaid and it’s all a fucking scam…because their talent is irrelevant…and dancing monkeys should be treated as such….just distractions on real issues…not to mention what they do with their celebrity is often times as offensive as their celebrity in the first place…puppets…just fucking puppets who call themselves artists and who rich business guys throw money at because they like being part of whatever this rich person scene is…the worst…

But people fucking love her….they go nuts for her…and seeing her in her grandmother’s vintage lingerie that may remind you of when your grandma would make you eat her out on family trips to visit her – because people have needs and your small hands fit nicely in her grandma cunt….turns them on….

They are like “omg she looks like she’s pregnant and she’s wearing NANNY’s nightgown”…and then they cum….all thanks to Rolling Stone and their vintage erotica fetish that I would argue, as an objective person who doesn’t find Emma Stone hot…isn’t hot at all…but it happened…..and really I’ve always said she’s got the sex appeal of a grandma – so long as you don’t have a grandma fetish….so this brings that point home…

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I accidentally watched this last night – because my neighbor has a digital antennae and wanted to show me that you don’t need those pesky cable bills to get network TV – like it was still the 50s-80s – when commercials financed the shit, before they realized they could charge monthly fees on top of commercials to finance the shit, and more interestingly product placement within the shows that are already being funded by commercials and monthly fees – because hollywood and entertainment is a scam…

Anyway, it was nice to see the fall of the traditional TV model, all the ads were pharma, and that means the only people watching are 90s, and I guess it made me happy knowing that the internet fucking won…even though these big companies are just as evil, just as crazy controlling, and just as capable of making sites like mine die…

BUT THAT’s ok….

So Emma Stone was on the show and after Fallon sucked her fucking dick so hard, like uncomfortable fan boy because he’s a annoying pansy with a show designed for social media – they played a childish school yard games people relate to because they are vapid and empty as he does – because that’s his whole angle and what people expect of him – and I figure there’s a fetish in here somewhere – as Emma Stone re-enacts baby Got back…with her weird mouth that I find disturbing – but not overly offensively disturbing…

Good times…

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Solid butt shot…but her butt isn’t that exciting…and it doesn’t take away from her old looking face…all tired and lame….but more importantly…it doesn’t take away from the scripted, rehearsed, timed shit that isn’t even acted out well…it just so fucking fake, the humor or jokes so fucking tired…and the fact that people are into it, or passing it around or watching 73 Too Many Questions rehearsed by Emma Stone…blows my mind…

Do people hate honesty, or substance, how about 3 questions with Emma Stone that throw her off guard and show us some depth into who she is, the hollywood experience, anything but fluffy superficial clickbait nonsense…

It makes me mad…in a world where everyone is supposed to be over exposed, it’s like everything is actually just high school drama club caliber of scripted….practiced…and how many takes did they do this in…maybe it was just once…let’s hope it was I mean in terms of quality…I’d assume that it was…and even worse…this is all just to promote her new movie…LALALALALALAND..all jusst a fucking ad…

Maybe I’m just bitter than I wasn’t the one who said the worst thing about her…

I’m probably just bitter that I watched the entire thing…..

Like fuck off, the shit..irritating.

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Emma Stone is in Canada promoting some new movie at TIFF nd despite being an icon in the nerd porn world.

You know a girl in movies they all jerk off to – because she’s cute and accessible and got into the industry doing nerd-related movies as the love interest of the
nerd….

I think she’s fucking weird looking. There’s something about her mouth, or face, or everything about her besides her round, tight, ass…that I find fucking irritating.

That’s not to say I wouldn’t K-Fed her, fuck I’d cum in anything I knew I wasn’t going to get arrested for cumming in, especially if it had nice California house with a pool I can lay next to drinking for free….all day…everyday…until I die…but that’s got less to do with Emma Stone and more to do with her being rich.

But maybe I just haven’t seen her naked enough – to really appreciate her – and remember that a bitch’s face or smug face or weird mouth doesn’t matter…her pussy does..

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I’ve hated on Emma Stone for being an uneventful little slag, overrated with far too much attention from virgin losers everywhere, since she first hit the scene….

She was packaged and marketed to these nerds who felt she was accessible, production companies like nerds because they are the only ones paying to go to movies, playing her up and continuing the marketing program…getting her cast in movies because the industry needs stars and I just thought was lacking on all fronts…but mainly her weird mouth….

But it turns out she’s not lacking in ass…

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I hate that whenever you say that anyone is “on a boat”…some asshole who is overly influenced by social media, pop culture, viral videos, youtubers, the internet…will sing that Andy Samberg song…

It makes me hope for the apocalypse, which we are on the right track to hit in our lifetimes, and that in and of itself is kind of exciting…because we need a reset…and I guess so does EMMA STONE, because she’s gone sailing…you know to deal with her rough life being rich as fuck, famous as fuck…

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Emma Stone has a crazy fucking ass…I had no idea..which is probably why I always made fun of her weird mouth and career that I felt was a scam from pandering to nerds by being the accessible chick…irrelevant or insignificant like most of my commentary…

Her ass is legendary, amazing, and I don’t think it’s just the pants squeezing her right, I think it’s just fitness that has paid off in an era where girls embrace being fat and dumpy.

She’s probably training to be a superhero, you know since that’s part of her marketing to the nerds who love her because she’s average…or maybe she’s always been built like this, but only now showing it because she’s older, richer and more confident…or maybe…I just never noticed it because I was hating on her, when I should have been writing her love letters to try to K-Fed her…by resisting pulling out and cumming all over the fire..but choosing the UTERUS instead…

Not that it would be an option, but I would have pretended it was while masturbating to her if I had known she was packing this heat…

Shit..I’d love to let her shit on me…not because I’m German or into shit, in fact it’s the one thing I am not into when it comes to sex, but it would be worth it with Emama Stone and this ass, just to see where it comes from…

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