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2009

21

Jul

Evan Rachel Wood Nude for ID Magazine of the Day

The only thing that makes a scrawny little red headed bitch hotter is knowing that Marilyn Manson got to her when she was barely 18, before she had a chance to not be tainted with weirdness. I’m sure dude’s a nice guy, but he coulda done us all a favor and at least waited til she was 25 and starting her decent into only busted bitch status before ruining her, I mean unless you’re into getting with Manson’s sloppy seconds, because for me shit’s a deal breaker. Not that I think he’s actually weird and goth, or that he actually even fucks women, because I know he’s just the dude from The Wonder Years, and this is all a fuckin’ act, he doesn’t actually fuck bitches with raw meat or dead people, but it’s still strange enough for me to not be able to see anything about her worth fuckin’.

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood|ID Magazine|Nude

2009

15

Apr

Evan Rachel Wood Lookin’ Scary for GQ of the Day

Marilyn Manson’s exgirlfriend or current girlfriend or whatever the fuck she is did a photoshoot for GQ and not unlike vampire freaks before her, selling her soul to the devil, hiding from the sun, keepin’ skinny on a blood diet, talking about intense shit amongst each other like planning school shootings and hating the government and “normal” people, hasn’t made her any hotter even if sex with her would be on some next level serial killer level of intensity, her 6 inch blade tampon remains a turn off.

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I am sure it’s something.

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood|GQ