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2014

18

Nov

2015 Pirelli Calendar of the Day

One of the most important fashion shoots of the year, I’m talking far more important than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and even more important than the September Issue, is the yearly 2014 Pirelli Calendar that stemmed from a European car parts company realizing that fashion is hot, and that what better way to do a Calendar than to use top models, in modern day pin up, usually naked or half naked, shot by the top photographers….because really it’s better than Glamour models…

So here are the details…


Steven Meisel’s Pirelli Calendar 2015 (51st edition)

Model: Gigi Hadid, Joan Smalls, Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmerman, Natalia Vodianova, Isabeli Fontana, Sasha Luss, Anna Ewers, Carolyn Murphy, Cameron Russell, Karen Elson, Candice Huffine

Here are the pics…this is the best one in the last few years…good job Meisel.

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2014

28

Aug

Hipster Bikini Shoot of the Day

The photographer’s name is < a href="http://instagram.com/alinalakitsch" target="_blank"> Alina Kitsch .

The model is probably not a real model, but a self shot girl looking for instagram pics – and that is amazing…because you don’t have to be a signed model to get in front of the camera, and you don’t have to be a signed model to get naked in front of the camera, and it’s better when you aren’t because you’re more affordable…

In conclusion, I have a hipster instagram model fetish…especially when they are half naked and I can see their hipster bush…which we can’t here, but good enough.

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2014

13

Aug

Supermodels for W Magazine of the Day

So W Magazine does a Supermodel issue every year around Fashion week, apparently, I don’t fucking know, I just look at supermodels, I don’t actually keep track of who they are, or what they are up to, more importantly, I don’t pay attention to the Fashion industry because it is filled with a bunch of loser follower idiots who think they are elite, despite being drones, like people in any industry…it’s like we get your catty, snobby attitude you homo bitch…no one cares…

Just give us more pics by great photographers like Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott of models Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy, Lara Stone, Amanda Murphy, Suvi Koponen, Meghan Collison, Anna Ewers, Mariacarla Boscono, Raquel Zimmermann, Saskia de Brauw, Mica Arganaraz, Daan Van Der Deen, Filip Hrivnak, Steve Milatos

Showing some tit.

Posted in:Fashion

2014

07

Aug

Naked in Nature of the Day

I don’t know who shot these pics, I just know they are for C-Heads , who are a do it yourself fashion magazine that work with all the new, or interesting photographers…using new or aspiring or interesting models that aren’t all signed or actual models but who are producing cool shit that involves nudity like this one…all filled with enough hipster bush…that I don’t even know if the girl in it is hot or not – or if the pics are good or not…I just love bush, it talks directly to my soul….

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2014

28

Jul

Some Models in La Perla Lingerie of the Day

La Perla is a more luxurious version of Victoria’s Secret that I wouldn’t really be surprised to find out is actually a division of Victoria’s Secret, because if I was Victoria’s Secret, I would branch out from my sweatshops that I own overseas and develop my business by creating signature brands for celebrities and models that they’ve created…I would manufacture for all the competitors at a lower cost than what they would pay, since Victoria’s Secret has a corner on the market..I would do high end and low and pretty much just fuck everyone out of their underwear money…getting richer and richer and richer…

That said, La Perla may not or may not be Victoria’s Secret, it is marketed much sexier than Victoria’s secret, their current campaign, although black and white and I hate black and white…is all fucking high end and awesome to look at..

Now I don’t know if you can jerk off to this, but I probably can. I’ll keep you posted. homo.

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2014

25

Jul

Naked Hipster in Water of the Day

Her name is Melodi Meadows … shot by ASHER MOSS in what they are calling a “Moss + Meadows” production – that I guess involves a guy with a camera and a girl he is sleeping with coming up with a few concepts to shoot together that start to generate some buzz, you know like she’s his muse or some shit…kinda lame…but whatever…I’m not hating…..I promote production.

But at least she gets naked…

You see..I like seeing all girls…at all levels of fame, fortune, success or eagerness/desperation….I think getting them naked on camera, or shooting the willing girls with my camera is awesome…it’s more interesting than the big production corporate bullshit we’re fed, now I don’t believe in artistic vision, I think that whole concept is hokey as fuck and an excuse, but I do believe in tits, wet tits, on any and all girls…which I guess is exactly what this is….

Would I produce something similar, no. Do I find it that amazing…not really. Is it worth watching…sure….

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2014

22

Jul

Top 10 Miami Swim Week of the Day

Every summer the people who put on New York Fashion week, also put on a bikini fashion week, because bikinis are amazing and deserve their own week, set in Miami. It’s a solid excuse for the business people to get to the beaches of Florida, and an even better excuse to get girls half naked, on stage, by pretending it is fashion and not erotica or striptease…even though they are half naked…

So all the bikini models, and aspiring bikini models..from low level to top level…and all the photographers…from low level to top level…congregate…get half naked…and get wasted together..

I wasn’t invited because I am an outsider no one notices…but luckily I can still jerk off to the pics – and not risk getting arrested…it’s better like this…

There are thousands of pics from the week, I just chose the first 10 because they had helmets on and I liked it.

Posted in:Fashion

2014

22

Jul

@LATRISH in Some Fashion Nudity of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures are from. I pulled them from this TUMBLR BLOG . Apparently the model’s name is @LATRISH, because it is hipster to legally change your name to your instagram handle, but not as hipster as it is to grow out an amazing bush I would love to brain my beard into before matting with my seem…

I could be in love. It turns out that nude pics is all I need to catch feelings….

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2014

21

Jul

V Magazine No. 90 By Mario Testino of the Day

Here are the pics fron the Latest V Magazine that has Emily DiDonato, or as I like to call her – Jake Gyllenhaal’s fister – who can’t get his smell off her forearm, on the cover – showing half a nipple…

The other models are:

Amanda Murphy, Sean O’pry, Joan Smalls, Emily Di Donato, Matthew Terry, Clark Bockelman, Aurelien Muller, & Bridget Malcolm

The Photographer is Mario Testino, who is one of the biggest fashion photographers around….The pics are probably high production and expensive. I’m thinking the whole thing cost over 100,000 dollars to do…but I find them boring and despite having nipple…a little homo erotic…like watching my friend get a blow job…I mean sometimes there’s just too much dick in a room for it to be straight…same goes for photos..

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2014

20

Jun

Gourmet Shoes Upskirt Campaign of the Day

GOURMET FOOTWEAR is some cool kid shoe company that I know nothing really about, other than that they may or may not have built their business on bootlegging famous shoes, revamping them, and selling them back to the retard kids in the hip hop market that buy into this nonsense…you know the “sneaker heads” or whatever, who don’t realize that they aren’t up on any exclusive shit, just because their shoes are in a custom limited edition pattern…you fucking morons…

That said, they teamed up with some creative agency and made what I think is the most genius marketing campaign a shoe company has every done, one that hits close to home because not only am I an up skirt watching hobbyist, I’ve also made a career out of posting pics of celebrity up skirts for the last 10 years, not that this is really a career, I still steal from my wife for beer, but I am hugely famous on the internet, which makes me pretend I’m better at up skirts than any of you cunts.

That said, here’s the video, rumored to feature one of our stepGIRLS, let me know if you find her…

Posted in:Fashion|stepGIRLS|Videos