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2015

02

Oct

Models Wearing Models for Rick Owens of the Day

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Rick Owens is a fashion designer who all the hipsters fucking love…

If you’ve seen a hip hop kid wearing leggings and shorts…like he’s Edward Scissor Hands…it’s very likely that they are into Rick Owens…who has clearly marketed himself properly, because his practical joke of dressing black thugs like a bootleg Peter Pan stage show….

So if you see see “cool” kids dressed like clowns, it could be inspired by Rick Owens…and it turns out, that like everything, Rick Owens is just a hack and ripped off some artist according to this magazine CLICK HERE

I don’t really care about fashion being a scam, we are well aware that everything is a scam especially when it is detached, successful and rich as fuck…

I do care about models carrying each other in the threesome or lesbian sex I’ll never have…because girls, especially lesbians…hate me…

Posted in:Fashion|SFW

2015

21

Aug

Models in Bed for V Magazine of the Day

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So….

Miranda Kerr, Anna Rubik, Kate Upton, Joan Smalls, Rosie (not O’Donnell) and Candice Swanepoel all got into bed for V Magazine…like they’ve probbaly all got in bed for dudes who are either rich enough, or famous enough….except maybe Candice Swanepoel because that bitch is boring…

Now, I can assume a good time was had by all..not just Kate Upton because there was craft services, with enough cake and cupcake to fuel her plus sized model titties…by all, I mean all these models, because obviously they love being half naked in pictures, it’s all they know.

I generally hate girl in bed photoshoots, they are all over instagram, and boring as fuck to me…I guess, I’m old school and when it comes to in bed lingerie shoots, because so many F-List to No-List nobodies doing their lingerie in bed shoots for instagram, it’s just fucking lame…I don’t care how great your fake photoshoot with your fake photographer for your fake modeling to pretend you’re contributing to some fake magazine is….you’re a fucking idiot..I hate you…I hope you get hit by a train while walking and checking your likes on your shitty booty shot…you’re not going to be a Victoria’s Secret model, you’re low hanging fruit, no matter how many perverts approve of your anus spread on the internet…garbage…

But when A-List models, even over rated A-List Models, all played out, or in Kate Upton’s case well fed…I dig it….

Here are the pics…V-Magazine…be glad it’s not Kardashian polluted….because maybe, just maybe, one media outlet will boycott that shit.

Posted in:Fashion|SFW

2015

04

Aug

Miley Cyrus and a Bunch of Models for W Magazine of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is the highlight of this massive editorial featuring:


Frankie Rayder, Amber Valletta, Daria Strokous, Miley Cyrus, Eliza Cummings, Julia Bergshoeff , Paris Hilton, Joan Smalls, Anna Ewers, Ana Cleveland, Asia Chow, Molly Bair, Stella Maxwell, Lexi Boling, Saskia de Brauw, Stella Lucia, Kayla Scott, & others…

Because Miley Cyrus was fun, showed some tits, and has this feminist, topless, dancing monkey thing down…we can thank Disney for training her to be a performer, and tumblr for training her in what is cool, because when you get this many fashion models in a location to create some kind of wild and crazy glamorous fashion party, that are never crazy,but rather just dull and pretentious…you don’t expect the ugly weirdo to be the star…except maybe when the ugly weirdo is the richest and most famous one…

Either way, tits..

Posted in:Fashion|Miley Cyrus

2015

29

Jun

Models Get Erotic / Slutty in W Magazine of the Day

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It’s no secret that models are high paid hookers. They charge for by the hour to get naked for work…and they charge by the night for the richest guy willing to pay….I know countless stories of models getting paid to fuck…some got paid 25k, others as much as a million, and even if they don’t get paid the million a night for sex with rich guys…they can always just marry and get knocked up by a rich guy…

Hot girls like rich, rich like hot girls…makes sense…

The fact is, they use the modeling to get an audience, it is a great platform to lure rich men, who want the top quality hooker, so they feel they get their money’s worth out of a woman they end up with…

Sure, we’re all whores…but these girls are so obvious about it, especially in this shoot for W Mag, and really all half naked shoots, that are really the way the world is going, this by Mert and Marcus, that features people like:

Chrissy Tiegen, Bella Hadid, Barbara Palvin, Joan Smalls, Anna Ewers, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Doutzne Kroes, Irina Shayk, and some instagram model from a music video with big tits…and Lily Aldridge fingering herself…

Not much different than a porn shoot…only this is for a billion dollar corporation, while my content is deemed porn…so ridiculous..

We seee naked girls all day, so why feed into this girls…there are so many better produced better looking girls out there…but fashion porn makes them more interesting I guess..

TO SEE THE FEATURE VISIT W MAG

Posted in:Fashion

2015

01

May

Harper’s Bazaar China Beach of the Day

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Harper’s Bazaar China did some feature with models Stephanie Joy Field, Eva Downey, Izzy Jarrett, Seth Turnbull, & Ethan Robertson…who I’ve never heard of…that reminds me of some Baywatch model weirdness..that is pretty fucking creepy but that features models in bikinis..which as it turns out is all that I need to post nonsense pictures that don’t fucking matter…even if they are in a magazine in the worlds most powerful country….to distract the people it represses on their global takeover…so that they don’t get in the way with internal conflict…it’s like look at the white people, we own half their debt, yes when we come to collect, they will be the ones in our sweatshops…not our 7 year olds with their little hard working hands….

Posted in:Fashion

2015

30

Apr

Damaris Goodrie, Lily Newmark, & Lorna Fornan for Double Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know what Double Magazine is…I don’t know who these models are..but I do know that this is some racy enough shit that I am all about…with some spread legs, white panties, and face on titties…for a fashion magazine and not a fetish magazine, even if fashion magazines are my fetish, and not because I am a homo into fashion and the latest styling and trends….but because I am a pervert who loves it as an excuse for girls to get naked and stick their faces in each other’s tits…something you’d expect was for porn…but isn’t for porn…because porn only attracts the gutter trash..while fashion attracts everyone under the guise that it is art…

Works for me…

Yes…I just said guise…

Posted in:Fashion

2015

17

Feb

G-Star’s Hot Fucking Shoot of the Day

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G-Star jeans are a jean company that may be cool, but the last time I checked was a jean company that the cheesiest cheese dicks in the lamest dance clubs buying bottles with their working at the customer service call center money….you know let’s pool our suburban disposable income together because we live with our parents and look balling so we get to fuck other suburban girls…

Well, their obviously trying to change their image, because they booked erotic fashion photographer Ellen von Unwerth, but I’m gonna argue that the jeans are probably still cheesy as fuck…not because I like arguing or really need to argue…I mean really, who fucking cares…

Posted in:Fashion

2015

11

Feb

Creepy W Magazine Editorial of the Day

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Shot by Mert and Marcus, who are seen as some of the top fashion photographers in the industry right now….Featuring models Anna Ewers, Molly Bair, Stella Lucia, Lara Stone and Guinevere Van Seenus…This editorial for W Magazine is creepy as fuck.

There’s not nipples, there’s no vagina, there’s no masturbating to anything, unless you’re into this horror shit…in a sexual way, not in a “i like being creeped out so that the girl I am with has nighmares and I can try to fuck her” sexual, but in a you kill random stray cats to climax kind of sexual…

Either way, I like em.

Posted in:Fashion

2015

10

Feb

The Triple Vogue Paris Covers of the Day

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Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone are all imitating each other in this three cover issue of Vogue, that you probably won’t find hot, but that I find hot, because I like looking at models, unless I am next to the models, in which case I fear models, since models are all 7 foot tall, broad shouldered freaks…but when in pictures, like these pictures, not naked or spread legged enough for my liking, but spread legged enough to imagine them spread legged enough, because when you think of how much sex these models have had with rockstars, actors, and other dirty fucking rich people, maybe their vaginas gaping is better in panties…you know they are washed up…but still dirty….

Either way, interesting concept…

Posted in:Fashion

2014

16

Dec

i-D Magazine’s Winter Fashion Nudity by Tyrone Lebon of the Day

I guess i-D Magaine is some fashion magazine…that I guess is on some sort of cutting edge of bullshit…since the fashion industry is bullshit…and what people think is relevant or interesting is bullshit…and even this shoot for fashion…that is really just naked models….is bullshit…but luckily bullshit I am totally into…because well..naked models…

They are:

Charlotte Carey, Frederikke, Athena Wilson, Anastasia
Ivanova, Paula Magyar, Sabina Karlsson, Moffy, Sonoya Mizuno,
Hazel Scott-Somme, Ayesha Tan Jones, Reba Maybury & Jess Maybury

I’ve never heard of them…but I’ve seen their nipples…and I don’t think any of us are any better off for it…but I’m sitting on a couch in Canada, not getting a blowjob, while my wife eats Chrismas cookies…and reminds me how horrible my life is…what the fuck else am I supposed to do…

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