From Wet Spot to Weight Watcher…we are so adaptive in these parts, it’s like you never know what you’ll come across when you visit this site…HOW exciting…if you visited this site…NO ONE DOES.

Weight Watchers are my philanthropic post for the people out there into fatties, because in life I have a no FAT CHICKS allowed mantra, and if anything the whole normalizing fat fucks because the economy needs more eaters, miserable, sick, tired, lazy eaters….instead of healthy and with it babes…is criminal to me..

They let these fatties model BIKINIS…I mean sure have a fatty on a TV show here and there to make things feel a little realistic, I was never mad at Oprah before figuring out she’s part of the EVIL, I wasn’t even mad at fat Rosie O’Donnell..or Roseanne…there have been fat fucks….but never fat fucks standing in for skinny babes…it was never fat fucks pretending to be hot chicks…it was fat fucks who had big personality because they were fat fucks and had to try harder….you know there was no fat celebrity who couldn’t SING, DANCE, ACT, JUGGLE, because you needed skill to get there…now they just let anyone with an audience in their not so exclusive club..

Anyway, in using fat chicks to make other fat chicks feel included, we’ve got a lot of misguided fat chicks who think they are hot, and probably a lot of dudes who find them hot too, because they are told to….and that is hard for a NO FAT CHICKS allowed kind of guy to accept.

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I prefer WET SPOTS….to throw flower at the bitch to find the WET SPOT….even though WET SPOTS repulsed me as a WET SPOT out of context is like a GAME SHOW mystery box and NOT in a good way….I just didn’t believe the ladies making WET SPOT fetish content really committed to the WET SPOT but rather faked it….

Unfortunately, there’s not enough WET SPOTS being uploaded and the whole point of the WET SPOT was my parody or satire, I don’t know the difference, of CLICKBAIT round-ups that have made so many websites RICH AS FUCK….you know, keep the SELF SABOTAGING going, I’ve only got 18 years invested in this shit…why change things now..

So naturally, my philosphy, my TAGLINE if it wasn’t “I’ll Make You Famous”….which was censored from “A Place Where I Get Drunk and Molest You”….since that wasn’t really the energy I was trying to put out there as people thought it meant some creepy stepfather molesting his kids…and I get what they’d think that…but it was supposed to read as a drunkenstepfather MOLESTING the visitors…since I couldn’t explain the joke to everyone…I went with I’ll make you famous…but yeah…my back-up tagline is “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…because fat chicks aren’t a fetish to me, they are gross to me, LAZY to me, overeaters to me…I mean science says that they eat more than they burn so it stores as fat…end of discussion…meaning it’s avoidable…

Now I don’t care that people are fat, I am fat…I just don’t like celebrating it like it’s the new face of health and wellness, because it’s vile..

SO here are some fatties to me, maybe normal sized girls to you, because you are American and have never seen a skinny girl in this era….and it could be your fetish, even though it’s so common now, but to me…it’s a joke…SEXUALIZING FAT GIRLS…HYSTERICAL…

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When you’re out of WET SPOTS because the ladies are drying up, must be the VACCINE…you know the only WET SPOTS they are getting is their PERIOD 9-12 times a month….or maybe they’ve ended up on this site and it’s dried them up…I have that affect on women…even through the power of my prose…

So when the WET SPOTS dry up….and the whole point of WET SPOTS is to do a clickbait no one wants to CLICK…it’s a passion….

I bring out the FATTIES.

I know, no fat chicks allowed, but FAT CHICKS are everywhere, hard to escape them, especially when they are SHITTING on your chest…

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It’s Wet Spot Wednesday, the most glorious day of the week for those of you into the whole inner-workings of the self cleaning pussy, and it’s constant drip that some people, mainly gays, would find fucking repulsive, even if it is just the natural cycles of the woman and her 3D printer womb….that biology doesn’t always give fucking boners…except to a small few who are just into pussy and all pussy has to do …LIKE ME….but even my pussy fascination gets challenged with the WET SPOTS each Wednesdays not knowing if it’s their squirt, cum, cream, or just yeast or bacterial infections…but maybe that’s what makes it fun…LIKE a game show…WHAT DOOR WILL YOU CHOOSE…and without SMELL-A-VISION…or TASTE-A-VISION we just will never know i we’re wrong or right….CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Unfortunately, there were not enough WET SPOTS to upload for a post, we’ve hit a DRY SPOT….we’ll call it a drought…so instead of doing WET SPOTS…I’ve decided on a FATTY WATCH…because FAT CHICKS ARE PEOPLE TOO…they just way more that people….

I have a NO FAT CHICKS policy, but that’s outdated, since everyone is fat, people have fat fetishes, we’ve thrown in the towel on FAT being disgusting, unhealthy, self destructive…..and sick….

So let’s call this me being WOKE…not me making FAT CHICK JOKES, because these fatties are celebrities fatty, so they’re likely not getting paid that well for this behavior, they’re just trying to FIT in, which I guess is the story of their life….at least when it comes to pants, and normal sized chairs, seats on airplanes, SMART cars…

This is not to shame fatties, it’s to say “FATTY LIVES MATTER”….when WET SPOTS can’t be found.

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I had big dreams about posting on the weekends at the beginning of the year, but like everything I set out to do, I don’t bother doing it because ultimately no one is coming here to see 100 pics of fat girls being slutty, which is the weirdest fucking fetish around….

I get being WILLING to fuck a fat chick that you meet on TINDER who no one will ever know about…..and I get being forced to fuck a fat chick who got fat after you stupidly married her and gave her that level of comfort and security she felt she could get away with being fat…and I get the 3 am when drunk at the bar fucking of a fat chick knowing you’ll be fucked or at least sucked right since they have that oral fixation that got them fat in the first place and that eagerness cuz they are finally getting a chance to fuck despite being fat…but that’s really a dated idea as fat girls are the norm now, body positivity and everyone fucking everyone makes them think they are hotter than they are….

I’ve known fat girls who fuck 2 dudes a day or at least a different dude a day, thinking they are hot and not just dealing with pervert dudes on a one-on-one basis…so fat girls are doing the nudes like the skinny chicks and it’s all so weird….but it happens and MY DUTY is to document what people are up to when it comes to sex, perversion, exhibitionism…it’s my hobby.

Fat fetish sites is not my hobby….but I guess this post makes this site a fat fetish site when really I’m pointing out how wrong or misguided this confidence is!

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xOops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..

Weight Watchers Weekend because fat chicks are disgusting…I post this on a sunday to inspire fat chicks everywhere to realize that they can be less fat…as fat’s pretty gross to look at even with all that fake empowerment shit, or social acceptance, where in the 70s and 80s the fat kid would be teased, even though back then they weren’t even fat by today’s standards, assuming you can still use the “fat” word….I also post it because I find it hilarious that fat chicks think they are hot enough to do nudes…but also because I know dudes find fat chicks hot and despite discriminating against things, it’s what’s going on in pop culture, these girls are posting these, and I don’t discriminate against nudes..just what’s in the nudes…because nudes are awesome even when they aren’t…

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Foiled again….I did have every intention on posting these weekend posts during the weekend, which is the entire point of them…but I looked at the shitty computer and I felt my carpal in my elbows and arthritis in my hands…and I looked to the streaming apps that have been rotting my brain for at least 2 years now and said “no one gives a fuck about the weekend updates on the site, I’ll just do them monday”..

I am a procrastinator in the worst way and the fact that I even update the site daily during the week is fucking insane to me….a mental disorder motherfuckers…

Today we have Weight Watchers Sunday as a follow-up to Skinny Girl Saturdays to prove my point that skinny is better while also saying that these fatties out there really are delusional and think they are hot as fatties because pervert dudes have no standards and will fuck anything – even fatties – as they get more and more desensitized by porn….they need options to switch it up and Trannies have dicks so diving down that road is a whole other fucking world that you may not be ready for as a “switch up”…while fat girls are an easier option, plus you’ll likely eat well…

I don’t like the look of fat girls but they’ve found a loophole and now think they are hot, so why discriminate against their nudes..

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I typically have good intentions with these weekend fetish posts of girls uploading content of themselves in various states of NSFW for whatever reason, whether it is to recruit fans, get followers and monetize, or to add some spice to her fucking life by knowing dudes jack off to her. You know that thrill of being naked on the internet….that rush of dopamine or whatever brain chemistry gets triggered when they click “publish”….so I waste my time compiling all this shit…..

Then I get drunk on Friday, through Sunday and the idea of turning on a computer triggers me like all these “trauma” ridden millennials with their whining…about trauma and trigger warnings and all these other pussy-bitch-made-shit…

Because, I’ve spent too many years typing on a damn computer and I need my weekends for myself to be a degenerate in the comfort of my home off screen..

So I was planning on posting this yesterday, but I didn’t, because I am an unreliable fuck, but I figure no one was eagerly waiting for fat girls on Sunday….even if some of you have a fat girl fetish…and think fat girls are people too…I am from the school of thought that they aren’t…but they offer great comedic inspo and that’s what it’s about…the laughs….

So here’s some fatties.

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I guess it defeats the purpose of putting together these weekend posts, only to post them on Monday at noon, but I am a degenerate and when Friday rolls around, the idea of getting back on the computer makes me want to kill myself….

I am not interested in my phone, the screen, chatting, texting, porn, news, social media…none of that….I just stare at the wall in peace…the way nature intended…

So I have failed all you perverts who wanted the SwimSuit Round-up, since girls in Swimsuits give you boners…

Or the Skinny Girl Round Up, because skinny girls are hot…a crowd favorite really…

Or the Weight Watchers weekend, for the chubby chasers, because this is about inclusivity and fat girls think they are people too, so they are posting up nudes of themselves like they aren’t fat, all because everyone is fat and dudes encourage them into thinking they are hot….when my era was more about laughing at the fat girl and only fucking her in secret….

Then there’s Shower Sundays, because Sundays are for showers….a place for respite, relaxation, where you can live like me….screenless…until the hot water runs out..

So I failed you, but we’re here now…look how good we are…

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I guess I was supposed to post these over the weekend, but I was drunk and being drunk makes it hard for me to get on a computer and write nonsense about pics of fat girls who either upload nudes of themselves for the fat fetishists out there who I know exist, because I’ve met them…..then there’s the whole horny dude who doesn’t realize that jerking off alone is as fulfilling as getting your dick sucked…pretty much the same outcome so you don’t really need to lower yourself to having some KFC smelling saliva and grease on your cock after a fancy UBER EATS order for the fatty from TINDER….

I do not find fat girls hot, I find them lazy pigs who eat too much,. I am married to a fat woman who was fat before fat empowerment and body shaming created body positivity and brands felt the DECENt thing to do was encourage and reward these fatties…nd I don’t subscribe to the genetic thing….it’s diet and exercise bitch…calories in and calories out…and the fat that these girls are all willing to get naked, is pretty amazing, since I’d feel nothing but shame and humiliation…disappointment in myself…but they can tap into that fatness and see positive vibes thanks to TINDER and the MEDIA telling them big is beautiful…when it’s not…but at least it can come with huge tits…

The funny thing is that I am not even trying to shame these fatties, I am celebrating them because girls who get naked on the internet are amazing, more common and come in all sizes…and the fat girls getting naked are still more interesting to me than the celebs doing the same thing..

So here’s those plus sized for the plus sized fans, because it is important to have a little something for everyone, even if it’s not my preference…and it is MY right to think fat is vile….I am fat, it’s like a black person using the “n-word” the gays using the “Faggot” word…you get what I am saying here…I’m allowed to make fun of fatties cuz I am one, married to one, and know fat and the premature death it causes all too well…

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