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Archive for the Fatty Category

2020

08

Nov

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

In this world of inclusivity, fat women are women too….I mean they’ve always been women, they were just the ones you didn’t want to really take on dates, at least not to ice cream or restaurants or in public because you knew it would cost more than you had to feed her and you also knew you’d look like you were part of some Candid Camera TV show since no one wants to be seen with fat girls, it’s some admission of desperation…or some shit…fat girls were for 3 am drunk times….but with internet technology phone…and the obesity of the nation with all our bad foods…fat is normalized, fat is hot to some, a fetish, the norm, and the throw flour on her to find the wet spot, or the pick a roll and fuck it, is a thing of the past…not a punchline but an object to have sex with….sometimes good sex cuz they try harder or take being sexualized more seriously that non fat chicks…they’ll ride like they aren’t about to stroke out…..knowing they may stroke out….heart…can’t….handle…this…but must do this for my people…because he will tell his friends this fatty was amazing…and they will think they need to try a fatty too….this is the era of the sexualization of the fat girl, make fat great again, and these girls who in my era of fat girls don’t give a fuck, they do what they skinny girls do…and get naked on the internet…and love it or hate it…there’s not much to hate because it’s naked chicks being naked…

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2020

01

Nov

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

Apparently fat chicks are people to, they just weigh more.

The whole fat girl being a fetish has always terrified me, I remember my first BBW magazine back in the 90s and hated masturbating to it. I just liked believing that fat girls were broken girls who only had sex at 3 am when they found a dude drunk enough. Thanks to things like Tinder, the fat girls have been able to find all kinds of dudes willing to fuck them, even sober dudes, even before 3 am and have in turn decided being fat is hot….

They’ve campaigned for body positivity, they’ve had brands fold into their propaganda, the media buy into their propaganda and the world has accepted fat chicks as regular chicks…something I don’t subscribe to and figure that since I am married to a fat chick…something I think I’m an authority on….fat kills lives and the souls of the people that fuck it….and just because fat is accepted as normal, because we are surrounded by fat, doesn’t mean fat is normal, healthy, or hot…it just means we are all lazy fucks who eat badly…

Point being, we’re about inclusivity when it comes to chicks posting their nudes, I don’t care who they are, I just care that they are getting naked on the internet because that’s the only exciting thing the future has to offer before CHINA takes over. Nudes.

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2020

15

Oct

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

Another weekend update, what the fuck’s going on here. It must be a pandemic or some bullshit…

This time it’s chubby girls for the chubby chasers since 99 percent of the women who talk to you or fuck you or that you want to fuck because you’re lonely and love is all you crave are chubby…

I am all for unrealistic body expectations in the media, these ladies are not…

But since they aren’t celebrities, I am all for them feeling “empowered” to show that even if you like to eat and not exercise or have hormonal issues…you can still post nudes online and some of these aren’t that bad.

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2008

18

Dec

Enrique Inglesias Makes Fat Girl Dreams Come True of the Day

You know that this fat chick has spent many nights laying in bed, listening to her Enrique CD, curled up to a box of Oreos and a bag or 2 of chips, dreaming about the day a man will sweep her off her feet and show her that they really give a shit about her, and that dream became a reality last night. Sure it only lasted a minute and sure, Enrique does this every fucking show, to really solidify how much of a romantic and hearthrob he is and is using her as a prop and after that set is done, they will go their seperate paths, never to run into each other again, but I know for that minute, she felt like there was no one else in the world, it was just her and Enrique and it was real. The thousands of screaming fans just disappeared as their lips connected and when it all ended, so did the single best experience of her sad life, and she didn’t even get to go home and finish him off, and that probably left her with a serious case of blue balls, because that’s what cock teasing does to people, but not to worry, I am sure there will be plenty more disappointment to come in her life, but that’s just the story of any fat chick, probably starting with the boyfriend she managed to lasso seeing these pictures and dumping her cheating whore ass for kissing a hispanic famous dude in front of the fucking world….leaving her alone and forced to kill herself parked outside Enrique’s house for ruining her fucking life by making her fall in love with something she can’t have….or something…

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