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Archive for the Fatty Category

2022

11

May

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

I pretend to do this post for inclusivity, so when the canceling social justice warriors finally find the site and go through the archive on 18 years of off color, not racist, but definitely creepy and perverted content, calling out fat bitches for being lazy and disgusting and not the kind of person wwho should go into the whole internet sex trade with such confidence, unless catering to a weird, always overly skinny, often from another country, group of people fascinated and excited by how fat American women can actually get….that they have to jack off to them, which is the only justification for BBW porn….I’ll never believe any dude actually seeks this shit out, but rather just falls onto it because it’s easy and once there, feels it’s soft enough to stay, or maybe the fat, like quicksand sucks them in and they can’t escape.

Either way, the fat girls are meant to be the bottom feeders who don’t stop fucking eating, you know grabbing all the table scraps…

So the confident fat girl is someone clearly sold a BILL OF GOODS, is that an expression? What I’m saying is they were fucking LIED to and bought into it, so here they are humiliating themselves…

The fact is, fat is a calorie deficit thing, if you eat more than you burn, you gt fat, so every single one of these bitches is an over eater or lazy. FULL STOP.

They are also celebrating being unhealthy, not being your best, strongest, human….which is why there should be a size limit or weight limit in SMUT. NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.

SO yeah, I do this for INCLUSIVITY…..any slut being a slut is worth checking out…even if it is gross and a total “FUCK YOU” to the god given human genetics that ARE not supposed to look like this unless they’ve been abused by bad food, lifestyle, and whatever else.

FATTIES FUCK. Now watch that WEIGHT. There’s a lot of it.

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2022

04

May

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

Big girl Wednesday is probably one of the worst posts around, but it’s not my fault, I do it for inclusivity, you know tag and label each bitch like cattle and drop her in a category like they do about everything in this new era of everyone wanting to fit in, just not into a reasonable sized pant.

If you know what I mean…

Big girls are not my thing, but they are someone’s thing, because what you’d think was discount bargain basement late night or anonymous so no one knows you got with it pussy…are presenting themselves as if they aren’t that…they charge full retail price motherfuckrs.

It’s a real trip for anyone who remembers when fat girls were too shy, lonely, and disgusted with themselves to slip into lingerie….they didn’t even make the lingerie in their fucking size at the time…it’s as if the population skews unhealthy the nude ladies skew unhealthy too…because no matter what they tell you….fat is unhealthy…but it can get naked and naked above all..so support these big girls being naughty girls no matter how insane, terrifying, possibly disgusting you may find it.

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2022

27

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

ASHLEY GRAHAM and ISRA LAWRENCE because it’s WEIGHT WATCHERS WEDNESDAY for the fat loving, chubby chasers who are all about the fat chicks, because they’ve never met a skinny or fit hot chick, because we’re at that stage in humanity where everyone’s a fucking fat lazy pig….

Since it is Weight Watcher’s Wednesday here’s a bunch of chubby girls for INCLUSIVITY even if I think INCLUSIVITY, like the woke is the end of fucking society, that will eventually be overturned when people realize it’s the worst thing ever.

So NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED except sometimes.

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2022

20

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

NO FATTIES ALLOWED….

I realize that we’re surrounded by fatness, you or someone you know may be fat…..if you’ve ever been to WALMART the lady in line in front of you was probably fat, the lady working the cash, definitely fat….it’s a PANDEMIC, an EPIDEMIC, but for whatever reason no one is talking about it, and if they are, they are coddling fat people like they are kids who just had a horrible accident and lost a leg…with “It’s ok, you’re beautiful, don’t listen to those fat jokes, they’ll come around”….instead of saying “lay off the cake you pig and hit the treadmill to walk those excess calories off”…which is unfortunate….because when you normalize unhealthy, and when unhealthy is easy to achieve, people will tend to just embrace it.

That won’t stop us from our FAT CHICK EMPOWERMENT post, we support FAT chicks in their quest to make smut like ABLE BODIED chicks, even if it’s gross….which reminds me of a meme I saw yesterday, sent by a friend named STEFAN who knows how I feel about fat chicks while he probably still fucks fat chicks….”What’s easier to pick up the heavier it gets…..FAT CHICKS…..”

Here’s the meme:

Here’s the fat chicks who have egos now and aren’t easier to pick up at all….

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2022

13

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

The things I do for inclusivity, or to call out inclusivity, because it’s just a fucking fact that not all people are created equally, and sure, we all have the ability to do what others do, but it doesn’t mean we’re nearly as good at it.

So when I see fat girls doing nude shit, like they were hot chicks, because they may feel hot, I don’t need to brainwash my damn self to be all woke and inclusive and say “well, she’s putting in a good effort, so that alone makes her hot enough or qualified to do this”….instead I go “this bitch is crazy, if I was that fat, I’d focus on things I’m good at….sitting, eating more calories than I burn, maybe baking at 3 am when a sugar craving comes in, failing at athleticism, succeeding at reading books and getting sun burns through my t-shirt at the water park, you knwo fat girl things”….

That doesn’t mean fat girls don’t deserve to be fucked by dudes horny enough to fuck em, it doesn’t even mean fat girls shouldn’t do their nude posing in what I consider satire….it just means, not everyone is created equally…..even amongst the hot chicks, some have btter tits, asses, faces, pussies than the other.

We don’t all need to be invited to the birthday party freaks.

So yeah, don’t call me a fat shamer, I fucking celebrate naked fatties weekly around here…..because somewhere out thre a guy raised by a GILBERT GRAPE mom only knows how to cum to fat chicks…I do it for him.

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2022

06

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

I am a firm believer in “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…..

I even married a fat chick because it came with free rent to make sure that I was being fair in saying “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…..rather than being a cyberbully, bro who fucks fat chicks when drunk, but hates fat chicks when sober, because they think getting laid is another notch on the belt to brag about, plus it’s better than jacking off…the traditional rationale as to why people would bang fat chicks.

So as an experienced “Fat Chick Handler”, I know first hand just how gross fat chicks are, and even great titty fat chicks can’t win me over with their lack of discipline, self control and constant excuse making for being so fat…

But because of inclusivity, fat chicks being seen as valid humans, not lazy pigs with childhood trauma or some shit…and the sheer volume of fat girls, in weight and in numbers, I have to do some fat chick programming so people can’t turn on me and say I’m pushing unrealistic body expectations, even though I post tons of fucking NORMIES daily….so this fat chick post is my insurance policy…

No hate crime police, I am all for fatties, look I do a post on them weekly, where I only make one “throw flour on them to find the wet spot” joke to let them know I like them….because ultimately, I don’t hate fat chicks, I just don’t like looking at them as sexual objects being naked, but more as a mascot at the fair doing balloon animals for the kids….

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2022

30

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

Earlier today, I was scrolling through the internet and came across a random set of fat girl tits…and thought….those are some nice tits, because she had cropped herself or posed herself properly….and they were nice tits…..so despite having a no fat chicks allowed policy….I celebrate all women, even the fatties, even if I think they are gross, because them getting naked is a good thing, or can be a good thing if done right….plus I am married to a fat chick and some of my best blowjobs were at 3 am from fat chicks who confused my dick for a cheese puff….

The point is, if you’re a fat chick, and your fat didn’t go to your tits, or didn’t fill up those tits, it’s probably a pretty shitty place to be….you get all the health issues of being fat, but none of the benefits of big tits to trick people into actually thinking you are hot because of your tits, forcing them to fuck you like fat girls used to be fucked…with shame, depression, and a “it’s better than jerking off”…..but is it? attitude….

Here are some WEIGHT watchers to WATCH the Heavy Weights.

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2022

23

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

Aren’t you glad that fat women assume they are like real women, despite weighing double the weight of real women.

They can still behave like the sluts of the internet all thanks to body empowerment, canceling fat shamers, giving them confidence to THRIVE….if you think posting nudes for weirdos to jerk off to is thriving.

Fatties can use the very low energy reserves that they have to produce smut, instead of doing something like hitting the gym to fight that premature death, disease, and sleep apnea that keeps them so exhausted, craving sugars, and being dangerous on the road…all fat and falling asleep driving thanks to diabetes, exhaustion and no mobility due to their sheer size…unable to make any sharp movements to avoid crisis as they barely fit in their vans that have already been modified to fit them…..stronger suspension, wider seats, more belly space for the steering wheel…you know fat is not a handicap, even though it is a fucking handicap….a self inflicted handicap.

The point is fetishizing fat is bad for the culture, celebrating fat should be done in the privacy of your own home at 3 am when you’re drunk, reckless and not thinking of how expensive a fat bitch would be to keep on FEED alone…

I hear ranchers are killing off their cattle because of impending supply shortages and GRAIN PRICES due to some bullshit war designed to collapse society….imagine being stuck feeding a fatty in the apocalypse….I know what you’re thinking, first to die in an off grid setting when it has all collapsed, providing lots of meat for all to eat, but the reality is that it’s all gristle…and you’re better off trapping squirrels or some shit…squirrels she’ll sit on you a steal from you because she’d be HANGRY.

All this to say if you’re into fatties, keep them in photo, not in your basement for a rainy day, because you’re ashamed to let them in the main part of the house….WHAT WOULD THE NEIGHBORS think if they saw that…that you’d given up, fallen on hard times, lost your mind, or that you have a really small dick and can only take what you can get..

Yes, I think fatties are gross, cut the calories, walk 10,000 steps, AT LEAST TRY…slob.

That’s MY right..while I’ve still got rights…and for the record, I’m obese too, so I can say these things, you know self hating fat fuck….NOT A HATE CRIME!
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2022

16

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

No Fat Chicks Allowed is the general life philosophy that we should all live by, because the normalization of obesity, or the fetishizing the obese, letting them think they can pull it off like hot fit girls, just because they want to….and feel like they can’t have any pushback or criticism, because that’s not inclusive in this inclusive world based on retardation and not any logic…and if you criticize anyone for anything, you’re a bully and bullying is hate speech and hate speech is illegal even if I believe bullying makes people stronger, better, or at least try hard…so that we don’t live in a world where girls who can’t even eat less calories than they burn, but can strip down because they want to be jerked off to like the hotties and who am I to say they can’t or shouldn’t….and it’s really more about people’s questionable taste, or desperate tastes, willing to lust after anything naked….you know THERE are hot chicks doing this too..you don’t need to choose the “Lookin’ Good Sweetheart”…..it’s not 3 am in the club with NO OTHER options..

But like Canadians need to post Canadian content, we gotta post fatties to say “we’re not fat shamers” something for everyone….even if I think it’s gross….in part because I am married to an obese bitch and KNOW all about it.

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2022

09

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

We live in a society of fucking babies, who are all so self involved and victimized that they want to just cry about the injustices in the world from their lazy lives, instead of taking charge for themselves….which is why I don’t bother with Social Media, it just leads to a bunch of idiots who get mad that you say shit like “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…a life philosophy we all need on T-shirt…MERCH IDEA ALERT….

The fat chicks and the virtue signaling skinny chicks who feel the need to hop on the bandwagon to make sure no one thinks that they agree with “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”….that they too support Fat Chicks….even though they are fat…SISTERHOOD…”we’re here for you”…nonsense…

It’s just negative vibes…because I know that even fat chicks, despite pretending to be hot, or playing the role knowing that they will get positive feedback from the horny dudes, in what I call “Throwing in the shame towel and just going for it because they can monetize, even if just riding off guilting people into “why you don’t like fat chicks, you racist”….all to get the feedback skinny hot chicks get, without the work of maintainging fitness…because dudes out there are horny enough to be into this shit…to some this is there FAVORITE kind of body…maybe their mom was fat, some GILBERT GRAPE shit and fat ladies are the only ladies that make them cum….so who am I to not do some inclusivity content….can’t call me a DISCRIMINATOR…just because I know fat is unhealthy…and you die prematurely…just not prematurely enough for some I guess..

FAT POWER…or something.

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