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2023

27

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

I like to think that everything is cyclical, mainly because I skipped out on a decade of relevance thanks to the whole social media influencer movement, when I didn’t really do very good on social media, because they’ve consistently deleted me.

So I’m sitting over here thinking that maybe the website format will make a comeback, that people will really want to read retard opinions of retard things when they can just do that for BIG TECH who they’ve already made rich and been brainwashed by.

So being a hopeful idiot, the fullback panty will make a comeback, if it hasn’t already….seeing that everything comes full circle….

On one end, girls basically walk around with their cunts out in public and on the internet to get noticed in the crowd…so at some point in time, people will get bored of that and want girls in bloomers like it’s the 1800s for eroticism.

On the other end, girls overshare about their periods, celebrate their abortions, post pics of their herpes with a IDGAF hashtag, all to show you just how gross and open they are on the internet, which is actually a fake as fuck personal, the herpes are real, but they all give a fuck, if they didn’t give a fuck they wouldn’t be uploading shit…literal shit…there are girls who post their poos as some form of empowerment….so posting big ass underwear they wear for comfort cuz they are lazy and have periods….and shit stains….is just another posting pics of their poos….

So here are some full back panties from a guy who never fucking cared about panty style and cared more about getting panties off in style, or at least awkwardly and embarrassingly thanks to a lack of dexterity while trying to not wake up the panty-weaerer….

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2023

20

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

Panties, like women, come in all shapes and sizes, all levels of filthy, all kinds of different smells….but unlike women, the worst shape, the highest level of filth, the most vile stomach churning stink can be the BEST of panties, if they live on the hottest of women..

A hot chick with a stinky ass and pussy, with terrible hygiene because she’s an addict, depressed, going through it, too hot to bother bathing because of her mental health issues that make her fear water and soap….is STILL a hot chick…

So this is an exploration of the fullback panty, which in my life was treated like an evil organization trying to kill your family and friends, you know like a hated uninvited guest thanks to marketing new styles of panties to keep “BIG PANTY” earning the billions because one you normalize period panties HANES HER WAY….you’re destroying your opportunity to sell premium panty to the idiot consumer…

When really, the hotter the panty is irrelevant, when all we need is the HOTTER the girl…

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2023

13

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

The fullback panty’s flaw is that it probably brings back memories of your old boomer ass in the 70s or 80s discovering yourself in a simpler time, forced to jack off to your mom’s soiled panties because that’s all that was around for you and if you pretended they weren’t your mom’s you could get through it, where as some of you probably liked that it was your mom’s and it made the process go faster, but in both cases, the shame you felt was probably channeled into a hatred for a panty style, not the fact that you jerk off to your mom’s pussy scented panties when you were a teen, you fucking weirdo.

The fullback panty’s win is that it’s a panty and that any panty is hot if the girl in said panty is hot, which is why I never subscribed to the whole “granny panties are bad” mindset that happened in the late 90s, but then again my mom died when I was a kid so I wasn’t using her panties as a fleshlight either….so I don’t have to live with myself after doing something that depraved, I just live with myself doing other depraved shit…

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2023

06

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

It’s not the panty but the ass that is wearing the panty, which is my general approach to the full-back panty, which I was never offended by when seeing a girl in said style panty, because said style of panty was a still a fucking panty…

I was offended when girls would say that the word panty is gross, or that it would make them feel dirty or disgusting, because ultimately, it’s the hottest way to describe a woman’s underwear product, and the only reason they’d be dirty or disgusting, is if the girl in said panties had bad hygiene or digestive issues….

I guess there are other hot ways to describe a panty, rather than calling them panties, like “my COVID 19 MASK OF CHOICE”….but let’s not over complicate things, the world is complicated enough….

SO in a world where girls don’t all get their periods, cuz they have dicks, let’s celebrate the period panty of choice….the FULL BACK PANTY, or what I call the FULL BACK COVID 19 MASK OF CHOICE….

Fuck off.

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2023

22

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

Are you on the rag or something? Cuz those are some lazy girl bloated with cramp panties but I don’t see any of the stains that confirm that you’re on the rag or something!

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2023

08

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

It’s that time of the month, or week, since I do this post every week, always with a fresh and exciting take on the FULL BACK Panty, which typically works out to “It’s not the panty that counts, but the ass that is in the panty” since hot ass makes anything look good….I know, I’m a modern day philosopher…

I also believe that even broken down ass looks good in panties, because it’s one layer of fabric away from the target and not all of us have any real standards…so it’s not the panty that counts but GETTING the bitch out of the panties that counts…so soiled period panties from being a lazy slob of a woman seeking comfort or not, who fucking cares…

The full back panty, often worn as a period panty, making it a sign to those of you who live with a woman, and who aren’t lonely losers, even though living with a woman can make you feel like a lonely loser, especially when that woman is your mom…..but not as lonely as those of you out there who don’t know how easy it is to seduce women, or fuck women, just by talking to women….so instead you hold them in this high esteem like some superior creature, forgetting that for the most part they aren’t that complicated….but they do bleed and when the bleed, along with being bloody cunty, in both senses of the term “bloody cunty”….they wear the period panty for comfort and convience and to house their pads…which to some may be a sign of “DICK SUCKING WEEK AHEAD”….the full back panty a beacon like the light on a lighthouse bringing the sailors in safely….but for the most part, it’s probably just BLOODY CUNTY….so you’re probably lucky to be a virgin or near virgin girls don’t talk to so you don’t have to deal with that kind of thing…

Here are some full back panties, some hot, some not, all panty, all the time…

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2023

01

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

Not all panties are created equally, we know there’s a hierarchy to panties but the reality is that to the average dude that shit doesn’t matter.

It’s like if you take the woke and annoying agenda, filled with outrage, talking pronouns and other bullshit, you see people of the internet taking the bait, being divided about it, fighting about drag queens, or insurrectionists…where people on either side of the fake internet fight rise up as influencers on the topic…so they commit to pushing the topic harder and more extreme because they finally have a voice, platform and following they think they deserve….you know, ego shit…so mini economies are built on either side, brands hopping on one cause, while others hop on the other side of it…all to. be fucking annoying and to make the internet this self involved cesspool of self promoter selling bullshit in content and bullshit in product to us…

I am a firm believer that the average bro, doesn’t give a fuck…he’s got his own problems, bills to pay, exes to stalk, wives to hate, girls at work to jerk off to, or porn….

So no one actually cares about the hierarchy of panty, the hot panty or the sexy panty, they just care about the bitch in the panty…

But the female hive mind thinks about the hierarchy of panty, the need to find a hot panty for her content to sell to fans, to sell to dudes they go on hook up dates with, to sell themselves…but the panties never make them any hotter…they just think they do..

So some fullback period granny panties are fine by me, they are down to earth and seemingly more real in a fake as fuck world, even though the girls in the panties are only posting them because they think they look hot in them…

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2023

25

Aug

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

I heard that one of the latest hipster trends, not that hipsters even exist anymore, everyone has sort of morphed into one weird streetwear street style website picture, because instagram is VERY fucking influential to the retard hive mind and these motherfuckers are basically all the same fucking thing…

But yeah, I heard that along with Bass Pro Shop hats, cut off shirts, crazy pants and mullets where bros are getting PERMS to pull off with a level of irony….dudes are now rocking male mom jeans, which I guess are some high waisted, high crotch you’d see on a girl, making her ass look huge and 80s, but on a dude.

I do not know if that means men are also wearing granny panties, but these chicks are, so its’ possible in a low testosterone trans filled society….

Is the thong dead, are the cheesy thong girls being replaced with lazy big bushed granny panties, who cares, it’s not about the underwear it’s about ripping off the underwear, that’s the point…and here are some full-backs.

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2023

18

Aug

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

It’s not the panty style, it’s the pussy being suffocated in said panties that matters….a gross bitch is a gross bitch no matter what her panties look like…if that pussy be stinking and discharging acidic bacterial infections that I’m still adventurous enough to do at least a minimal taste test since it is still a vagina….it doesn’t matter what style underwear she has on, even if she should probably be airing that shit out…

For those who deal in hot chicks, not rotting out crackwhore shit, they’ll know that a hot chick in granny panties is still a hot chick, despite the shameful pantyline….

So stop hating on panties and start hating on the bitch in the panties…..for not having sex with you….

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2023

04

Aug

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

To me, Period Panties aren’t the modern day version of a period panty, which is the padded underwear that allows women to free bleed into their underwear, rather than inserting toxic tampons or weird diva cups up in their cunts….period panties to me are the panties worn by bitches in the THONG era when they had their period, proving that the thong wasn’t something they wore out of comfort, but rather for functionality, and any chick that pretended they loved thongs would prove themselves to be lying hypocrites like most women that week a year…

Both types of period panties are fun to soak in hot water to make tea out of, so here’s some period panties to remind you that it’s not the panty but the ass in the panty that matters..

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