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2018

27

Jun

Gabrielle Union Butt Shot of the Day

Gabrielle Union is the Dwayne Wade Basketball player wife, who was a black actress and may still be one…I’ll have to check Black Twitter…

All I seem to see there is that Joe Jackson died….

So I’ll have to explore wikipedia to figure out that this 45 has been the token black girl in a lot of movies, and that at 45, is still showing off her ass in a bikini, sexualizing herself, because if you look this good, at least from this angle at 45, you’d doing a total disservice to the rest of the world by not showing it off….or at least a disservice to her exhibitionist self…

Point being, she looks good and she’s cool, mainly because she is an actual rape victim who doesn’t whine about it like all these other girls who get their ass grabbed or walk into hotel rooms of celebrities to see them jerking off….all you other bitches are soft…

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2017

04

Jul

Gabrielle Union’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

America is about diversity more than ever….the black folk have been given the right to vote, ride the bus, use the bathroom, and slavery is limited to prison inmates that are majority black thanks to crooked cops and a flawed system…

But it’s the fourth of July and this site is DrunkenStepfather so White most of the time, and I don’t even like white chicks they are garbage…I just post what I’m exposed to…and it happens to be all this white ass..

When I really prefer a lot more flavor like some Gabrielle Union…whoever the fuck that is….because some thick black ass to want to suffocate on….has a bit more flavor that young disney white chicks…

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2013

25

Oct

Gabrielle Union’s Instagram Bikini of the Day

Rape Survivor, because girls who get raped don’t like to be called rape victims, it is up on some Politically correct, anti-cyberbullying, band together because we are one bullshit these people do in their recovery process, that as someone who hasn’t been raped, I can’t relate to….Gabrielle Union…who is 40 posted some bikini pics…because she looks like this…and should post bikini pics…this is the kind of freak of nature, that unlike the girl born with a set of testicles, I can get into…

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2013

23

May

Gabrielle Union is a 40 Year Old Bikini Party Girl of the Day

The hottest thing about Gabrielle Union is not that she was raped at 19 when working at a Shoe Store cuz she’s so hot dudes in shoe stores can’t contain their shit….

The hottest thing about Gabrielle Union is how she’s 40 years old, but still looks like this. It’s insane.

Normally I frown on middle-aged women acting up in Vegas in bikinis like they are recently divorced and ready to fuck any cock that comes their way to feel young again….unless I am the one they are willing to fuck to feel alive again…only to be horribly disappointed in their wild ladies weekend.

But for some reason, this one’s giving me a boner.

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2013

14

Jan

Gabrielle Union’s Got a Hot Dress of the Day

Gabrielle Union is rocking a pretty amazing dress..which is nice to see…because as a rape survivor, you’d think she’s avoid putting on outfits to tempt the sick fucks who do that whole rape thing, but they say rape has got nothing to do with suggestive outfits….and I guess she wasn’t a freak about the whole being raped thing…because otherwise she’d be the Jodie Foster/Rosie O’Donnell hustle….fearing the penis….and not the model who dates celebrities….and athletes who you may or may not know from such hits as Bring it On and Deliver Us from Eva….

She’s 40, she’s showing off tit, I’m into it, that’s all…


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2012

29

May

Gabrielle Union in a Bikini of the Day

Gabrielle Union is some black chick in her bikini getting a tan….

She’s pretty much 40, she was in a movie a girl made me see called Think Like a Man, that was an infomercial for Steve Harvey’s book, and that wasn’t funny at all…probably cuz I was too busy staring at Meagan Good’s hotness the whole time….because I like to get down with colored folk sometimes…if anything they got more flavor than white people…unfortunately black girls hate me and never bang me…but that could be cuz I refer to them as colored folk….even if I know it is just jokes…they are sensitive about that shit…

Either way, hot for 40, in her bikini, Gabrielle Union…makes me want to write a rap song about it…but I’m not about to do that now!


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2011

23

Dec

Gabrielle Union Orange Bikini of the Day

I have been trying to have sex with a black girl on my facebook for the last 4 years. She never puts out because she is a racist….who only likes fucking rich suburban black men….and everytime I see a half naked black woman, whether it is a stripper, or in line at Walmart, or this Gabrielle Union bitch, who I can only assume is someone famous enough for the paparazzi to notice, I think back to my facebook girl, the only black girl who has ever acknowledged me, and cry about the monkey sex we were destined to have, provided I met weirdos off the internet….I don’t know what it is about me that Black girls hate, but I feel like a fat blonde chick in KFC with my half black kids and my black husband getting spit on for stealing one of their eligible men with my milky white skin, only with smaller tits, more testicle and less babies/sex with black guys, unless it is in prison in which case you’re left with no real choice in the matter…I should write greeting cards…

Here’s the bikini

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2011

04

Apr

Irina Shayk at Tao Beach Pool Party of the Day

SI Swimsuit model Irina Shayk was probably paid to be at the opening party of a Vegas beach pool that I can imagine is piss filled and Jersey Shore polluted, cuz some of the trashiest people in the world love Vegas, espcially when they get to spend their days getting drunk at their pool parties like they were on Spring Break in Cancun..If they are lucky they can run into the cast of The Hills or Holly Madison….not that it matters…there are tits in a bikini and that’s fun in any setting no matter how much urine is involved….FOLLOW ME

Gabrielle Union was also there….I don’t know who that is….But she’s in a bikini top….

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2009

28

Dec

Gabrielle Union Flashing Some Bikini Bottom of the Day

I never heard of Gabrielle Union before, mainly because I’m not up to speed on black movies and the girls who are in them, despite having a thing for black girls. So I checked out her Wikipedia and the only thing that stood out was interesting was:

In 1992, at age 19, Union was attacked, beaten and raped at her part-time job in a shoestore.

You’d think that would have taught her not to wear a short skirt in public anymore….but based on these pictures of her flashing her cooch in her underwear for all sexually predators to get boners over, I guess she hasn’t….

Pics via Bauer

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