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2015

30

Nov

Gigi Hadid for Numero of the Day

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Gigi Hadid has no nipples for Numero…but she does have the evidence that she was on the cover of Numero when people in the future forget who she is after they move from Instagram…onto something new…as they do…

The fact that she exists doesn’t bother me, but the weird deal with the Kendall Jenner where she’s been cast as the pretty friend in their sitcom that is their bullshit life…is just creepy….and the fact that everyone in the world seems to buy into this…at least the media does…is even weirder…when we could all collectively say “who gives a fuck about this bitch”…but instead…we put her on the cover like she matters…

She’s a rich kid scenester groupie from LA…vain and disgusting at her core…who wants to be a model with her dad’s billions instead of doing good…and perpetuating her bullshit life is what’s wrong with America..

Now if she was getting fucked in these pics, I’d get it..but she’s not…so fuck off..

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2015

16

Nov

Gigi Hadid in VOgue of the Day

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I don’t know if I’ve posted these Vogue pics already, because I don’t care enough about any of this, not just Gigi Hadid to remember what I’ve seen and what I haven’t seen. It all sort of blends into each other, the cast of characters and the location of the pictures may change, but ultimately it is all the fucking same…over and over again…all to sell product and make stupid money…

That said, I don’t know whether this shoot means that Gigi is an official and respectable supermodel, because being in Vogue is every model’s dream….or if it means that Vogue is jumping on the instagram model, legitimizing them, humoring their pandering, as desperate media empires trying to stay current and relevant…in this fast paced world…but I do know that whether this is Vogue giving into Gigi’s desperation, or Vogue really thinking she’s something, it’s that stamp of approval Gigi didn’t really need, to feed her ego and perpetuate the lie..

The good news is that this is a fast paced world with flimsy people and content, will replace her with another rich kid with a PR company…leaving Hadid feeling inadequate, with pictures from her shoots on her mansion walls…remember the good days with her own fortune, her dad’s fortune and her husband’s fortune….that’s how these things work…

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2015

11

Nov

Gigi Hadid for Sunglasses of the Day

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Just when you can’t get enough of GIGI HADID…there’s more Gigi Hadid..

This is the most over exposed girl around right now…and there is really no logical reason for it, she’s just everywhere. The industry has just decided they like her, that she’s not offensive, that her half Arab look is hireable, possibly because she works for free…or maybe because she has social Media fans…but this is the 5th post I’ve done on her, or mentioned her in today…and I don’t even find her exciting, hot, interesting, compelling, talented…if anything, I just think she’s a waste of opportunity. A vail little ego who wants to use her access to pose in pictures for brands…I find the whole thing insane..

And here she is in bathing suits for a Sunglass campaign…again..not that hot..but her name is Gigi…she was destined to be an it girl…for a few minutes…before another one replaces her…

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2015

11

Nov

Gigi Hadid for Vogue Italia of the Day

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Along with being the social media whore that Victoria’s Secret cast, and yes, I am talking about this Victoria’s Secret fashion show a lot for someone not getting paid by them, but I guess it’s in protest of what they represent, even in their re-branding to become more instagram friendly..using instagram models…and posing pics like instagram filters..but I’m doing it in hopes that the ratings for the show are a fail…

Well here’s their newest star, instagram model Gigi Hadid still not being instagram no more…but instead Vogue, in what I call mocking the fashion industy…in an “all you need is instagram followers and everyone will scramble to you”…

It happened with Blogs 10 years ago, all the big media companies didn’t know how to do the internet, so they bought up all kinds of bloggers, and the bloggers who were just assholes with no business having readers became multi-millionaires…only now it’s with vapid cunts who aren’t even that hot in pics…

Fuck off, but at least they made her look like a clown…and at least this isn’t Kendall Jenner…who really has no interest in being a model. You see at least Gigi is tall and even if I get the vibe she’s milking her situation and playing make-belief, there’s not much different between her and other models…where as Kendall..that girl is just garbage…but unfortunately GIGI has a contract with Kendall to carry her…in exchange for all the BFF social media action she got…I wouldn’t be surprised if Kendall’s team was hired by Gigi’s team to create Gigi as the BFF storyline…either way it worked…

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2015

05

Nov

Joe Jonas is an Adele Singing Clown Because He Fucked Gigi Hadid’s Double Chin of the Day

Here’s a little Gigi Hadid and her wonky face….talking about being a rich kid with connections…allows you to become an “it girl”…as you can hang out with other rich kids and go to all the rich kid parties and do richc kid things….while brands are trying to figure out how to adapt to the market and reach young people…as young people watch these idiots, because I guess other than their money, they are terribly fucking average in all ways…so it gives the general population hope.

Listening to Gigi Hadid, while watching her 20 year old chin waddle, rocking that deep voice…I remember that this girl is a fucking lie….and I understand why she’s gone the easy drop out of school route to exploit her tits and her self because it makes her feel validated…

The fact that she’s the “face of a make-up brand”….but more importantly the pussy that the Jonas Brother’s shoved his purity ring inside before trying to pull it out with his dick…but that is no more, she can take her whoring to other places…because the couple they called GI JOE…is done…and no one over 20 cares…

Here’s the Jonas Brother’s Doing a cover of Adele…dealing with the sadness of “I fucked this high maintenance rich kid, now I can go fuck groupies, because I am no longer pretending to be a virgin”…while Gigi deals with the remnants of Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Ashley Greene pussy in her pussy, because pussy…

Here’s her VS acceptance speech – because it’s all she’s ever wanted growing up a rich kid with everything…one day maybe she’ll fake it til she makes it…and gets asked to walk…like she was Lily Aldrige…

I prefer the immigrants..

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2015

02

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra and Gig Hadid Their New Star of the Day

I hate buying into the Victoria’s Secret propaganda, but the evil corporation is so hilarious to me. The fact that they exist, the fact that people buy into their product made in sweatshops overseas, the fact that people buy into the models they cast and the celebrity they build around them….and even their fantasy bra they feature in their show…

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They are just mall brand, consumerism, that give little girls like GIGI HADID the dream of walking the runaway on TV…like it matters…because she’s been made to believe that’s the top of the charts for a model…

So this little rich kid, who has everything got the one thing she always wanted…to walk the runway show…in part of their holiday campaign, where they make the majority of their sales…after the above video…where she squeals like a pig…you may like it..

I am more into what this bitch thinks is important in life, really, walking a shitty televised fashion show…to sell middle of the road mall brand product…what the fuck..


Couldn’t keep back my tears!!!! Anyone that grew up with me knows that getting this show has been a dream of mine forever! THANK YOU @victoriassecret & @ed_razek! One of the happiest moments of my life.

I can’t believe people are this fucking garbage…or that people live in such an insular little world where this kind of shit matters….did I mention she squeals when excited?

Don’t tell GIGI but the VS people were trying to find a way to get the young market to watch, and she’s instagram and tumblr famous, or an “it girl”…so they are just leveraging that..maximize on dumb rich girl’s childhood dream who used to work for the other mall brand Guess…to sell product and stay relevant…dumb…

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Garbage.

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2015

14

Oct

Gigi Hadid Arm Bra Squeezing her Tits for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

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It’s a fast paced world…where all of these twats are interchangeable because there are just so many of them…and the audience is fickle, we don’t fucking care or get emotionally attached to anything, not girls we fuck, not even girls we date exclusively, thanks to the internet giving us, even the most pathetic of us options…

So yes, her dad bought her career, the fact she got out of bed maintained her career, but she’s hardly iconic because agencies push her on brands…or brads pic her up because she’s “relevant’ on social media…because social media likes are lies, half fake, definitely passive and it happens in a 2 second flash of brain power clicked follow…after reading an article on the bitch…but that no one actually really cares about…for anything more than the novelty…none of that shit matters, that’s just the way brands with retard staff gage things…

Doesn’t matter, what matters is that she’s topless and squeezing her tits with her bra…you see I don’t care who is doing it, why they are doing, or how many likes they get doing it…I just care that they are doing…so whether this is Gigi, or Nini, or TayTay or TeeTee or shut the fuck up with your dumb fucking names…or not…tits squeezed in arms of value…the rest of her we can throw the fuck out…or up on…either way..treat her like the worthless, undeserving, spoiled shit she is..

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2015

06

Oct

Gigi Hadid is a Self Involved Cunt Showing Gunt for Elle Canada of the Day

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The title of this post…is all I really have to saw about this porky model who makes up the new generation of models we call “my dad is really rich and we paid for this career”….coupled with “we’re at all the cool parties, so we have huge social media presence, thanks to the team my rich dad hired to run my PR and my ex boyfriend being a teen popstar I used to get followers”….and “brands really see me as a marketing tool to get their social media followers and they let me pretend to be a model to trick me into posting their shit”…because anyone with a brain knows…this isn’t a fucking model…this is a rich girl…with an ego…who doesn’t want to go to school because she’s vapid and from LA and has a trust fund…so instead she’s become her own personal brand…and apparently hashtag…fuck this whore like you were a Jonas brother after throwing in the purity ring lie…and figuring that shoving your dick in a 19 year old…is like being a virgin…semantics..

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2015

05

Oct

Gigi Hadid Caged Tits of the Day

I guess Gigi Hadid thought she looked good in this outfit…because she posted a lot of pics of it..

Or maybe this look was paid for and a sponsored by whatever brand she’s wearing…and her instagram push was part of the deal…

Or maybe she’s just trying to give the designer attention, so he books her for a campaign, and she can in turn feel of value…

But I think all that matters is caged in titties…I likes dresses that do that to titties…it turns them into little criminals that need to be fenced in a locked up like how I treat girls in my basement…bad titties….even if the tits are overrated, spoiled by her rich dad who bought her career..and spoiled and suckled on by a Jonas brother, in rich and young, emotionally uncomfortable people…

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Here’s her sister…

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2015

28

Sep

Jonas Brother’s Pussy Wants You To Know What’s Important to Her of the Day

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Rich Kid, overrated, undeserving, boring at best “Model”…from a vapid family that wants to be the Kardashians and who put importance on “modeling”…proven by two of the daughters being models…not because they are hot…but because they are rich kids and their careers were bought…making them “it girls”…probably because her mom modeled or because her rich as fuck arab dad fucks models…and it makes them feel like they all matter, when none of this matters…

GIGI HADID…the Jonas Brother fucker….

Posted some insanity from a recent meltdown I call…being broken down by cyber bully’s who talk shit about her, as they should, trying to justify herself because she’s got feelings and all you assholes are cruel, and don’t realize that you’re the first to hate on cyber bullying, but for some reason it’s ok when you do it against celebs, or bottom feeders, feeding off Jonas Brother cock like this one….in some hypocrisy I can handle, because when the masses turn on someone, hopefully throwing them under the bus so they cease to exist….

It’s a good time…

So key points in her meltdown that she felt going to public with would help her get through:

1- She’s rethinking why she does what she does….without explaining what it is she does.
2- She wants to have a unique walk….and knows she has to improve….#goals
3- YOu can make up all the reasons she’s at where she’s at…but she knows it is because she’s a hard worker…so make up that her dad is rich and used his rich friends to
4- She has a butt, abs, thighs, and fits in sample sizes…
5- She’s creating art and that’s a reminder that art is dead…
6- She’s not gonna change so if you don’t like it, don’t follow her, bitches…
7- Focus on things that inspire you and not bringing people down…be part of the change…because she’s the leader of some change or some movement even though her existence depends focusing on her….because without that…shed doesn’t exist and she can’t have that…

Here’s her awkward walk.

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I love watching delusional rich kids play make-belief…especailly when they truly believe what they do is work and that they work hard at it…and that they are part of some bigger level change…who the fuck are these people…

Now show us your tits..

THanks..

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