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2015

03

Aug

Gigi Hadid for W Magazine of the Day

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Gigi Hadid…the American Dream…dating a Jonas Brother, who isn’t wearing a purity ring anymore, because he realizes that angle was fucking lame to market his band, in this slutty fucking world, especially when most girls want to be shamed, humiliated, choked and fucked up the ass…especially with a Jonas brother, he’d be pretty dumb not to run with it…

Gigi Hadid…daughter of a rich, LA based, narcissist who fucks models, including her mother, because models love money….has been packaged as a legit model, in her quest against the Kardashians, her best Frenemies, because let’s face it, these idiots live in this insular bubble that America watches, and the Kardashians are winning…Gigi can’t let them win..she’s cuter…

I guess it’s her Arab sense of competitiveness…

That said…she’s in W Magazine, not breaking the internet like a Kardashian, who didn’t really break the internet, but who I am sure has broke a few folding chairs she’s sat on…but there’s still a skinny naked ass in a bed..and I dig it.

Photographer is Stephen Klein. He’s pretty top of the line..so take it in…even if it’s boring….everything is boring…we’re over exposed to this shit.

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2015

28

Jul

Gigi Hadid Satanic Ritual of the Day

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I would assume that this is Gigi Hadid doing doing some kind of satanic rituals….maybe one where she sells her soul to the devil…to become the next Kardashian…or maybe, she’s just killed off three instagram models, and stole all their followers, to make her a relevant thing….and this is the ceremony that happens at…but you’d probably assume the deal with the devil was made with her model fucking father, who has more money than god, when he decided to make his baby a model instead of putting her to actual work, because why not have fun every day, all while making him proud…

Because when you’re a rich kid, you don’t need to do much work to get to the Gigi level…you just need to show up, and the satanic ritual we see is probably her maid set it up for her and will put it away for her, because she just wanted some mood lighting…or something….involving bringing in a girl, not sacrificiing one…who cares

Here she is for Top Shop….looking average, but when her trust fund gets factored in, looking like a model and social media influencer…that gets people to write up on her without even trying – because we are pathetic.

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2015

10

Jul

Gigi Hadid’s Friend’s Big Tits and Cameltoe of the Day

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Gigi Hadid was on the beach…she wasn’t wearing a bikini….But her friend saved the day by having big tits and a cameltoe…

Good enough….

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2015

02

Jul

The Hadids Trying to Keep Up with the Kardashians of the Day

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To me, the existence of Gigi and Bella Hadid…and really their reality star parents, is the equivalent of the pissing contest rich people have to outdo each other…

I had a shitty Carni job many years ago that lasted a few days. It was at an event company, where I would set up the inflatable games and sometimes man the inflatable games, I’m talking the bouncy castle, which apparentlty isn’t good for an angry, chain smoking drunk who at the time hated rich people and kids equally…

I’ve grown to hate nothing, if anything rich people are entertaining and I like being invited to their parties…But I also learned that rich people are basically giant kids, who can be giant kids, becuase they are rich, and in being rich and childish, they love to troll each other, prank each other and outdo each other…

So you know the Hadids are “Bff” with the Kardashians, same circle situation, while their parents are plotting for the Hadid’s to be as big if not bigger than the Kardashians…and I guess Gigi wasn’t doing a good enough job on her own, so they’ve thrown Bella Hadid at the fire…

Here they are in some sister fetish porn…called a fashion shoot for a magazine..if they really want to beat the Kardashians, this should be a sex tape…

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2015

30

Jun

Gigi Hadid Vogue Brasil of the Day

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I don’t think Gigi Hadid gets enough press for being an average at best instagram model rich kid who has some pretty solid family connections thanks to being rich from Los Angeles…and more importantly Arab…

I mean, I don’t think she gets enough media, covers, magazines, campaigns at all…

It’s like people don’t even notice her, or talk about her like she matters, or is talented nearly enough….

So why do one post on her posing awkwardly in bikinis in one day…when you can do 2….

I guess what I am saying is that as a bratty Princess, nothing is good enough for this twat…and her PR team just keep on pushing hoping one day she’ll be as relevant as a Kardashian…

YOu know, set her up to do what Kim did to Paris…only To Kendall and Kylie…because everyone watches their bullshit instagram existence…and by everyone I mean teen girls and a few creepy perverts who like bikini models….who read this shit…

MOre

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2015

30

Jun

GIgi Hadid Bathing Suit Model of the Day

I find the most compelling part of this campaign no the rich kid from Instagram in a bikini for a brand, because she’s a fashion model now…but rather that they call her GIGI INC….assuming that her little business, that I am sure is incorporated for tax purposes, and probably called Gigi Inc, because the name Gigi, as pornographic or stripping slut as it sounds, is pretty obnoxious in and of itself…you know it just screams “I’m a pretentious rich slut”…..

The reason I find GIgi Inc funny as a concept, is because of the nepotism and resources of her dad and his managment team, that I assume is pushsing this career forward, since it makes him look like less of a predator when he calls meetings with young models for sex, because her, in and of herself, is hardly that interesting…yet for some reason, a reason I call brands being lazy, the media being lazy, and the world following whatever they are told to follow…she’s one of the most relevant models right now…and based on her pics…I find it weird…

If she wasn’t rich and connected, I think she’d be working at Starbucks, but as it is now, she wouldn’t be able to handle an hour of actual work…she’s that kind of princes…the worst kind…

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2015

29

Jun

Cara Delevingne Nipples then Ass Grabbed by Gigi Hadid for Kendall Jenner of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is a lesbian model turned actor, who started out as a socialite with a trust fund, invited to all the cool parties, because all that it takes to matter is attending the right events, surrounding yourself with the right people, because you’re a quirky dancing monkey…who I guess takes a good picture…

I guess her nipple pic, is hardly anything magcial, it’s just a fucking nipple, but maybe this pic of Gigi Hadid, who her friends call “G-Spot”….grabbing her ass, that says “Assland”…which coincidentally is the name of a message board I started in 2000 that failed horribly…

These little “it-girls”…obsessed with social media are all just leveraging each other…to get more and more and more famous…

Hookers call this the #WCW

Souless rich kids call this OMG BFF…WHERE’S TAYLOR SWIFT…WE NEED HER IN ON THIS!

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Here’s Kendall, who posted the above pic’s nipples…from a fashion show..

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2015

23

Jun

Bella and Gigi Hadid Legs for V of the Day

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If I was a billionaire father….I’d be really proud of my daughters for taking their opportunities to pose in lingerie together in a magazine, that may be categorized as a fashion magazine, but that looks like softcore porn to me, and in case you didn’t know, I’m categorized as an Adult site, so I know softcore porn when I see it…and when the models are sisters…who share at least their mother…who some model the dad knocked up, as a billionaire, because that’s what billionaires do….and still do…

You know, she could be an actress, a lawyer, a doctor…she could own a brand, launch an app…but instead she was an instagram model…turned “model”….now trying to make her sister as famous as her…but doing sister fetish shit…because sisters who get naked or half naked together…excite people…almost as much as when one sits on your face and the other rides you reverse cowgirl..

Rich and trashy…awesome.

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2015

03

Jun

Gigi Hadid’s Favorite Activity of the Day

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It is safe to say that this is the one thing that Gigi Hadid learned from her family when she was growing up…and that is to always look at yourself in the mirror, because you are richer and prettier and better than everyone else out there all thanks to coming from their egotistical, stage parent, throw the kid in the industry instead of into becoming a Tycoon of her own, since this is the instagram era of selfie…so selfie…

I don’t think anything she represents or does is good, positive, representative of hard work or talent, and I don’t discriminate just because she’s a rich kid…I discriminate because she’s a rich kid who has got notoriety but hasn’t had a sex tape….and that’s representative of a world that has gone to shit…

Here’s her ass..

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2015

29

May

Gigi Hadid Vagina Definition of the Day

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Along with being the daughter of a billionaire who fucks models and the model he once fucked enough to have kids with…parents we can assume are stage parents who set up this life for what she assumes is her beautiful girl, the most beautiful girl, as egotistical people tend to feel about their kids….Gigi Hadid also wears tight pants….which is probably the most she has to think about in her vapid little spoiled brat life…

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