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2021

11

Jan

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham Bikini

Heather Graham is not dead yet…she’s still alive and doing her best to remind people she’s alive.

I am sure Heather Graham is a celebrity I’ve jacked off to. I typically hate celebrities for being overrated, especially in this era of hotter chicks finding followers and relevance, forcing the celebs, like Heather Graham to take a stab at that whole instagram thing…pretty pathetic, but they all chase relevance..

But yeah, I’d be surprised if I never jacked off to Heather Graham, it’s been a long fucking time since she first hit the scene and Boogie Nights was a life changing experience in the 90s….she was really hot at the time….had big tits and a hot 70s bush…wore roller skates….I mean she was introduced to us properly…

I guess she was hot in other movies she’s been in…just one of those celebs who has been jacked off to a lot by a lot of people….

She’s in her 50s now, so a little less exciting, but from this bikini pic as she struggles with COVID knowing she’s approaching the at risk age group, she still looks good…Maybe the lack of estrogen and higher testosterone that happens with menopause, or maybe it’s her WILL to live and not be forgotten as some old bitch, even though she’s made her money, there is always more money to be made.

What I am getting at, is at risk of being called a racist, I’d take this 50 year old over J.Lo any fucking day…and that’s all I gotta say about that.

HOWEVER, I am also buying into the LIE, because I want to believe the lie, since I am sure this is photoshopped…and any 50 year old can be made to look good when her bikini pics are shot 3 miles away!

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2020

10

Aug

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham Bikini

Heather Graham posted up a bikini pic because she’s got great tits that have been very kind to her over the years, in part because they haven’t got cancer yet and killed her, but also because she got some pretty amazing movie parts because of the tits, from Boogie Nights, which is really what put her on the map….and I guess Austin Powers which I only saw once back when it was a thing….and left it at that…because it annoyed me then and I am sure I’d fucking hate it now…but Heather Graham is amazing even in her old age.

Coincidentally, my friend Steve sent me the Heather Graham origin story this weekend, which was basically that her dad was an FBI agent, her mom a school teacher and Children’s book author, and by 9 they ended up in California.

So dropped out of college to pursue acting full time and in 1988 she was in Corey Haim (RIP)/ Corey Feldman – License to Drive, a movie I last saw in 1988 and didn’t realize she was the “babe” in it until today…I’m not a very good celebrity blogger because I really don’t care…

The interesting part of this is that her strict parents forbade her to accept a role in the black comedy Heathers which had an expletive-rich script….and which became Heathers….an iconic and still referenced movie even on TikTok today….good job FBI AGENT narc dad….who if he’s still alive and he may be even though she’s so fucking old…could probably come after me in ways I’d rather avoid…because unlike the TikTok generation, I am not into this whole internet privacy / tracking situaton, so we’ll just leave it at that…

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2020

06

Jan

Heather Graham’s GUNT is in a Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham posted a picture of her gunt hanging out over her bikini, in what I would call “empowering” even though I hate that shit, but at least she’s not editing herself down like all the other sluts on instagram who downloaded their free and easy to use photoshop app.

I have always loved Heather Graham’s tits. She was great in Boogie Nights and I can’t think of anything she’s had her tits out in that I didn’t like. So I support her being as real as a celebrity can be by saying “fuck it, I’m an old bitch, I have big tits, and this is what bodies do when they sit.

Most girls wouldn’t be caught dead in a seated bikini pose, brave moves from a brave woman who is at the state of life / menopause where the majority of women her age are fucking gross. Plus she’s got that pile of money and that feedback from fans everywhere saying how bad they want to fuck her for the last 2 decades that maybe being “gross” is a way to get some damn peace and quiet…not that any bikini pic has ever generated peace and quiet for anyone on social media…that’s where the fucking vultures live..

All this to say I hate old chicks and I hate fat chicks, but I like Heather Graham and that overrides that hate…there are levels to this shit….and in her defense pretty much all stomachs look like this in that pose.

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2019

18

Dec

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham Bikini

Heather Graham lookin’ good…

I guess I approach Heather Graham like ya’ll approach Kate Beckinsale, because I never watched Kate Beckinsale’s early work and she’s just always been the hot bodied mother to me, that I had no real interest in ever…

While Heather Graham was Roller Girl…I mean…ICONIC…with her merkin and awesome tits in a movie that I remember thinking was great at the time….only to propel her into countless movies where she’s shown her tits..so I guess she’s just given us a lot more to work with than Beckinsale…so if we are going to focus on any menopausal near 50 year old celebrity woman smut…we should give it to Heather Graham since she’s been in more relevant shit, and is a far bigger star, than those other 50 year olds…

So posting that bikini smut like she’s some kind of influencers since all celebs are becoming influencers….works for me, even though at my core I think women should tap out at 28.

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2019

21

Jun

Heather Graham in a Bikini of the Day

I think we can all agree that Heather Graham, despite being in her 60s, looks alright in her bikini…but she’s definitely no Roller Girl that she once was when launching her career…rocking that bush and big titties in her pre-60s and that concludes my opinion of Heather Graham and my appreciation for old bitches posting bikini pics because it’s the internet way…and is entertaining….but far better when they look like Heather Graham…than typical 60 year olds whoring on the ‘gram…

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2019

09

May

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham Bikini

Heather Graham may be old but that doesn’t mean that they can’t still exploit her for her big old titties…and by they I mean…her…

These are titties that put her on the map when she was in her 30s…20 yearrs ago and that she is still known and loved for…

I remember her as Roller Girl…and I remember thinking she was the hottest tits in hollywood, mainly because she consistently brought out the tits, but also because her tits were awesome.

She must be in her 50s at this point, still looking good to me….unlike most moms in bikinis in their 50s….which I guess is still hot, a fetish maybe, when it’s able to maintain some level of the body they once had…even if it’s a little differently shaped…maybe saggier / less firm – it’s far better than all these young fat girls who think fat is hot…


Heather Graham Bikini

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2018

20

Dec

Heather Graham Just Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

Heather Graham just posted this doughy looking bikini pic from earlier in the year, a little TBT, showcasing her big tits, cuz she’s roller girl, and her big stomach cuz she’s in her 40s, but still roller girl….and I am a fan of her and her lack of fitness decision making….you know looking her age but still shameless with the tits she knows are great tits the way a girl should be…

I guess she’s feeling down and out, maybe a little insecure, who knows….thirsty for likes and follows…some press…some attention cuz all women are the same…eager to get jerked off to at any age….and when they feel down and out…this is how the behave to fill their emptiness…it’s a good problem to have as a spectator of all women..

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2018

13

Aug

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham Bikini in a Hammock 1

Heather Graham, like Halle Berry before her, would have been an interesting personality to see if she came up, while dudes were cumming on her, early in her career, on social media….because she has professionally been naked or half naked as often as possible or as often as necessary which has allowed for her to exist…all big titty and the jerk off material needed in movies to keep said movies interesting….who you know had these epic tits that she knew at a young age would get her famous if she fucked the right producer or actor rather than do porn or strip locally….

But if it happened in this era, she’d be competing with all the other tits to be seen and jerked off to, not just the ones that the producers selected for us to see, in democratic tit selection….

Because at 40 something and rich and famous, she’s already getting half naked on her feed….imagine if she was just trying to get seen, noticed, and known….there’d be hotel shower pics of her asshole…I believe it.

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2018

02

May

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham Tits in a Bikini

Heather Graham, like all the Celebs in their 40s from the 90s, is making a move to social media because they understand that people are voyeurs and part of being a public figure is letting your fans into your actual life, your actual personality, making a reality show of yourself, that you curate on your feed.

There’s no more of this “too cool, too rich, too exclusive, to A-List” to fuck with you…it’s more “look at me, please look at me, I know you look at other people but look at me too”…

They have easier time getting that followers up…because they are famous…but still have to do clickbait half naked shit to really make noise and compete with the relevant social media people…scrambling old people figuring out this technology thing…always funny…because they know they need it…

Here’s some HG Bikini action…

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2018

07

Feb

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham tits in a green Bikini

Heather Graham is 100 fucking years old…but will always be the bush on Roller Girl to me…and really the tits in every big movie she did back when she was relevant – and she was very fucking relevant – these tits were EVERYWHERE..

I guess she’s trying to do a comeback, or market herself, the best way to market yourself, maybe she’s back on TV or trying to get back on TV, I cannot be too sure, I am not IMDB…and if I am it’s for the tits, documenting the tits, cuz I like tits…

And tits, are the best way to get attention, other than complaining about being raped by producers to get your millionaire life…like an unappreciative whore, and these women are for the most part whores…

It’s the bases if their existence and for that – I will celebrate these bikini pics

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