There comes a time in every babe’s life where she turns 40 years old…and all that was, is no more…

That said, Heather Graham is in a bikini…

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Heather Graham may be old but that doesn’t mean that they can’t still exploit her for her big old titties…titties that put her on the map when she was in her 30s…and that she is still known and loved for…but instead…Women’s Health decide to showcase her old lady stomach, because I guess unlike most 40 year olds, it’s ripped, thanks to Heather Graham being smart enough to realize that having kids ruins fucking lives…at least when you’re a girl who likes to bounce from rich cock to rich cock…which is what I assume she does because I am ignorant to all things Heather Graham…unless she’s topless..in which case…I’m all about that life…

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There was a time, around 10-15 years ago, when Heather Graham was not 45 fucking years old….

You know, when she was Rollergirl, all heavy set tits and nice thick 70s bush for her breakout role as a pornstar in Boogie Nights…….

Now sure, at 43, she’s still got it going on, but I don’t understand why she’d be out doing photoshoots, when she could just re-release her old shit. It’s like we don’t need a new Heather Graham set of pics, she had her time, she did what she had to do, she’s got enough money to retire and fade away gracefully.

We have archive footage of her at her prime and I don’t see the point in documenting her aging or demise, even if she’s better than most 43 year olds…because at 43 in Hollywood, even if you still look good in a bikini, you might as well be 100 fucking years old.

But I guess Maxim is struggling and has nothing else going on, so they gotta do what they gotta do to stay afloat, kinda like Heather Graham, reliving the glory days of 1998.

Menopause is never hot….

[PICS REMOVED BY MAXIM]

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Apparently, Heather Graham lives and all it took was putting on a bikini to get that message out to us. The great tits from the late 90s and early 2000s still exist, a decade older and sloppier, but less sloppy than you’d probably expect. I just prefer getting reminders that involve more nakedness and less being 50 fucking years old…

Now let’s fucking celebrate by forgetting I wasted my time posting this and drinking as much as we can without dying.

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I have no real reason to post these pictures of Heather Graham…She’s not falshing tits, or pussy, or really doing anything special…I think it’s the Christmas Season….or maybe it is cuz I just drank too much the last week and the depressive effects of alcohol are raping me since I don’t have a drink going and I am here reflecting great celebrity pussy of the past…

You know tapping into her titty and bush performance in Boogie Nightswhat must have been a decade ago…getting all meloncholic and emotional while listening to love songs….in this life filled with broken dreams….and broken women…even though Heather Graham has aged pretty amazing.

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I’ve always like looking at Heather Graham both naked, clothed, or in a bikini….There’s just something that happened in the late 90s I call Boogie Nights, where her willingness to play a strung out, full-bushed, pornstar during the 70, great tits and all, spoke to me….and she’s managed to maintain…which is a lot better than the strung out sex workers I know…but maybe cuz they never went Hollywood, they stuck to their craft and didn’t divert off course…

Here’s some Heather Graham leg…

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