Heidi Klum was in the Ocean with one of her 30 kids she had with Seal in their 5 years of a lot of twisted german shit filled bondage sex…and at 50 or whatever age she is…she looks fucking amazing…

I have no choice but to think this is a product of hilter’s Nazi regime science experiments that involved creating the master human…because she just doesn’t make fucking sense…

Normally, I only want to fuck over 50 year olds because I’m changing their diapers at the home and I’m wrist deep in them…but this grandma’s got it going on…and I’d eat her baking everyday…even if that cookie’s been tainted and burnt thanks to blackness….

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Here’s a little Heidi Klum old skinny ass in jeans, an ass that has seen some shit both literally and figuratively, because she is german and that is what German’s are all about, feces….

When looking at this ass in jeans I am amazed that she’s had a dozen kids, more importantly, with a big black man, because skinny ass seems to be so anti black dude, but I guess when you factor in her german slave fetishes, she makes for a good time, that a skinny ass doesn’t really matter, especially when at the time she was the biggest model in the industry, making destroying her skinny well paid ass more exciting, but not exciting enough to make the marriage last…

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Whenever I see Heidi Klum…all I think is how Seal and his scabby scarred face…probably destroyed her genitals with his massive African cock as they lived out some kind of German Aryan race fetish that involved a lot of rape fantasy and feces…because she’s fucking german..

I guess I also think about how old she is…even when she’s in GIF for some Women’s Health magazine..where I am sure she doesn’t talk about how eating “negro feces”…while getting pregnant with dozens of his babies…is the elixir of a long healthy life…

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I don’t consider a bitch naked when she’s over 50, has a dozen kids and thus a ravaged vagina, especially when it is strategic naked and I can’t see her fucking asshole, or what I like to call the window to her soul…

Heidi Klum might as well be wearing a fucking snow suit in these pics, but I appreciate the effort in pretending she’s not 100 fucking years old or done, mainly because I still find her hot…even if she’s just a fraction of what she once was…that fraction is still better than the majority of people out there…unless this is an old pic, which it probably is….

All this to say, I’ve overanalyzed this a little too much.

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Despite being a German freak who probably likes being shit on, with an army of kids from various fathers, one of whom was rumoured to have a penis the size of a wine bottle, and being in her 40s or 50s or god knows how old but old enough to have been around for almost as long as I can remember, being amazing to look at for as long as I can remember, in a “I bed she was bred in a German Human Testing Facility back in WWII, because there is no way this is real, human, or possible”…and she’s still got it, this time for Instagram where not only does she show us the scientific art that is her body, but also, the art that she’s made on her body, cuz she’s silly like that…a perfect level of silly that I think requires more nipple, but I’ll take what I can get…

Either way, this is some feel good shit…smiles for everyone….

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Heidi Klum may be 100 years old and she may have a dozen half black babies and her body may have been ravaged by Seal’s arm sized penis…but she still looks good enough in a bikini for me…which isn’t saying much, I have a bikini fetish and can jerk off to bikinis hanging on a clothes line, it’s a talent…a very weird talent that I thank my delusions and imagination for making possible…but not as much as I thank Heidi Klum for putting that well traveled ass crack on Instagram to show off her sunburn..that’s the kind of light hearted fun that could get a bitch raped…especially when she looks like Heidi Klum, I mean she’s almost begging for someone to shit on her like she was still in Germany…

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Apparently people can see Heidi Klum’s nipples in this picture of her in what is being called a see through dress….all I see is some titties….maybe some underwear holding her broken down uterus in place….a bit of a belly….and some belly button….but more importantly, I see an old tired face a pretty horrible tattoo and someone who is a fraction of what Heidi Klum once was…

Sure she’s still great for a 50 year old mom of 12, but that’s kinda like saying “she’s hot for a fat chick”…or “she’s the richest McDonald’s cashier”….you know being the best at a horrible thing….is still being horrible…

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Heidi Klum doesn’t turn me on because she’s an ex-model, all old and shit. She turns me on because I know the kind of sexual deviant she must be and not just because she’s german and likely into scat, but because she has kids with multiple men, meaning she likes the cum up in her, but one of those men, was a big black guy who had a cock the size of a woman’s forearm, pretty much fisting her everytime they fucked, destroying her tall model pussy, one thrust at a time, and for some reason I can’t explain, that is exciting to me. It’s like watching a girl shove a wine bottle in her ass, it’s just so hardcore that the fact that she does it is amazing….

So old or not, I’ll still stare at her bikini pics…she’s got great tits….that dirty German…

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