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2021

09

Aug

Helen Hunt Tits of the Day

When I clicked the link that read “Helen Hunt Tits” I was not expecting to see Helen Hunt’s actual tits…I am still shocked…

This is from some show she’s on called Blindspotting, which has the compelling premise of:

“As Miles, Ashley’s partner of 12 years and father of their son, is suddenly incarcerated, she is left to navigate a chaotic and humorous existential crisis when she’s forced to move in with Miles’ mother and half-sister….and in episode 8…Helen Hunt will flash her tits”….

I am not one who jerked off to Mad About You, but I didn’t have cable in the 90s, so I watched all the hot sitcoms of the time when I wasn’t eating stripper pussy at the grossest stripclub down the street from my apartment….it was the shit that will cause my throat cancer….the pussy eating…not Helen Hunt…

When watching Mad About You, I didn’t think “let’s see Helen Hunts Tits” in any way beyond my typical and basic “I want to see all girl’s tits”…or “this would be better if that bitch was naked”….which was not quite the same level of wanting to see Jenifer Aniston’s tits….you know cuz her nipples were hard and ready to cut glass every episode….

I’ve seen Helen Hunt’s other work…like Twister…and didn’t have a hard on for her, so I don’t even know if she’s ever been naked before, but she’s flashing her tits like she’s at Mardi Gras or heading to a college girl volleyball tournament on a long bus ride, and it’s weird…but amazing….shocking even….and I never get shocked…

So maybe the future of these old bitches competing with young bitches will involve these old bitches fisting themselves in video since they’ve got the experience, the weak pelvic floor, aged.

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2020

08

Jun

Helen Hunt Boogie Boarding Bikini of the Day

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I feel like the average age of anyone who comes to this website, based on the fact that it is a website alone, because websites no longer exist, they’ve been replaced with social media run by EVIL corporations, and if the websites do exist, they’ve been back burnered to other website run by EVIL corporations by other EVIL corporations like GOOGLE or the Social Media sites, so that no one ends up on the website…..

But you, my dear 50+ year old nerd who was on the internet in 2004, you still remember websites…and in being in that demographic, you likely jacked off to HELEN HUNT at least once during her run on Mad About you (the first time around) because it was a simpler time where getting porn was difficult and Helen Hunt had tits. Sure she was no Hard Nipples on Friends, but they were probably on the NBC Thursday night line-up, so foreplay to those hard nipples, but I’m not going to bother googling it, instead I’ll post the 60 year old and her boogie board in her bikini living that Cali life.

Because even when you’re too old to be jerked off to, someone out there can jerk off to you, this one’s for that guy.

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2017

20

Dec

Helen Hunt’s in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Helen Hunt may be 100 fucking years old ,but she’s got the surfer booty, like all the slutty surfer girls from the interent, and she’s turning it into clickbait, because there’s nothing seductive and sexual about a woman who is just competing in her sport, posing erotically for the paparazzi in that bikini top…because it’s her equipment…when really we know she’s out there letting the world know that despite being old as fuck…she’s still got the tits…which statistically isn’t bad…since breast cancer rates thanks to birth control are through the roof…but this grandmother’s out there being fit…

I didn’t jerk off to Mad About You…or that Tornado movie…but Helen Hunt’s alright…

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2017

18

Aug

Helen Hunt Bikini of the Day

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Helen Hunt is an overpaid actress who isn’t hot, but who is definitely old and has probably been jerked off to by people who watched Mad About You, Paul Riser, and other execs who helped give her a career…

Seeing her in a bikini on the beach, not really my dream, but it happened, and check out those big old lady tits….exciting…to no one…but weirdos…like you.

Maybe you’re more into her daughter Martha Hunt in some bullshit camapaign because she’s got thin model legs…and gets paid…but I guess it’s easy when your mom is Helen Hunt…

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2013

28

Oct

Helen Hunt’s Bikini Erotica of the Day

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This is like watching the Baywatch opening scene back in the 90s, when bathing suits were pornographic, and TV was something we could masturbate to, because it rode that fine line of inappropriate by throwing in some porn caliber acting and story lines, in an era before the internet and men everywhere being desensitized and seeking throat fucking and anal cream pie videos instead of some blonde bimbo with hard nipples wet and in slow motion…

Only unlike the opening scene in Baywatch, she’s 100 years old and the bikini carwash / bikini hose down / bikini in general is way more offensive than it is erotic…but then again, we are all desensitized sexual deviants, maybe this is the new creepy fetish now that we’ve masturbated to everything else…

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2013

07

Aug

Helen Hunt Doesn’t Surf Like Anastasia Ashley of the Day

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Helen Hunt was looking pretty AWESOME IN A BIKINI and now she’s in a wet suit, a wet suit she probably peed in to stay warm, urine tricking down her old lady thighs…like she was a squirter…surfing…like she wasn’t 100 years old…and I am into it…

But she’s got nothing on everyone’s favorite surfer with two arms…Anastasia Ashley…who you may remember from yesterday’s video of her hot little warm-up dance…in the event you’ve stopped playing it on repeat…

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2013

15

Mar

Helen Hunt Ass in Leggings of the Day

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I recently had to take down video of Helen Hunt in a nude scene….because her legal team and the legal team behind the movie she was naked in didn’t like me sharing her amazingness with the world….but despite complying with the law because I can’t afford a lawsuit over Helen Hunt nudes…I’ve taken a snapshot with my mind that gets triggered every time I hear her name,,,,or see her 50 plus year old ass in leggings….it’s like seeing red before an episode of rage only with more saggy and amazing tit and old lady greying pubes….making her pretty fucking perfect….at least for a 50 plus…which is something I always avoid….especially when it involves my obese wife….sure this would be better if this was 15 years ago…but I’ll take it….I always take anything I can get….

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2012

14

Nov

Helen Hunt Full Frontal Nude Scene in The Sessions of the Day

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Helen Hunt is in a new movie about a paralyzed due to Polio poet who is a virgin and decides to hire her to have sex with him…it is called The Sessions, but I call it 40 year old virgin, the Oscar winning edition…

Luckily, like all hookers…or “sex surrogates” as they call her in the movie…she gets naked, shows her old lady hangers…and some bush…cuz I’m guessing if this 40 year old version is paralyzed due to Polio…it takes place in an era before the bikini wax…

The scary thing in all this is that these pics some Pirate took…totally turns me on….

I blame Mad About You circa 1994….or maybe I blame the fact that Helen Hunt Has got bush..cuz bush is dead with today’s youth…but as an old as fuck dude…I Remember…I’ll Never Forget…

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2008

23

Jun

Helen Hunt is In a Bikini 15 Years Too Late of the Day

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I found myself at an Elementary School graduation ceremony this past weekend, as I tend to do every June. Not because I have kids in Elementary School or because I am some kind of creepy pervert who deserves to be arrested or because I like to scope out the moms and spot the thirteen year old girls who I think are going to turn out hot and discuss it with the father sitting next to me, I go for the free food and drinksthat the parent’s committee has lined up and struggle through the boring all for the brownies, I am pretty committed when it comes to free brownies.

Speaking of free brownies, I realized that those young girls, who aren’t quite kids and not quite adults have a whole lot to look forward to, their lives are like a blank slate ahead of them, and as they cry about moving onto the next phase of their life, I know that some will turn out hot and successful, some will become whores or drug addicts, lesbians or fat but all of that ahead of them is exciting, while all Helen Hunt has to look forward to is death. Here she is in a bikini. Something that reminds me of death. Enjoy.

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2008

03

Jun

Helen Hunt Rocks Out in her Old Lady Bikini of the Day

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Saying Helen Hunt looks amazing for her age in a bikini is pretty much the equivalent of saying little Tommy the retarded kid is the quickest learner at the retard home. Despite not being disgustingly fat, bitch is still old and washed up, like little Tommy who’s managed to learn how to change his own diaper when no one is around is still out shitting his fucking retard pants. If you know what I mean.

Either way, here she is in a bikini for those of you still holding onto you Mad About You sexual fantasies because you have both a hard time getting over things and horrible taste in women. At least now you can tell all the fuckers who used to say you couldn’t do two things at once that they are so wrong about you.

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