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Archive for the Hot Body Category

2010

30

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger’s Body is Better than her Face of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger has a horrible face. Bitch looks like some kind of monster coming to suicide bomb my babies. Maybe it’s the fake tan. Or the fact that I think she shouldn’t be allowed out of her house without a burka covering her up..but her body is solid and even when she does some seriously faggot shit promoting Dancing With the Stars, I got no choice but to look and almost enjoy that shit and that depresses me more than you know…it means my life has come to this and apparently so has yours…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Hot Body|Nicole Scherzinger

2009

01

May

Leilani Dowding Is Some Nobody With a Hot Body of the Day

Here is 1998’s Miss Great Britain. She has posed topless with her sister in the past. She dates football players and is trainging to be a WAG and this is her pretty hot body and busted face. I figure I don’t really need to write anything more about her, because I am not really familiar with hot bodies and busted faces, I am more the kid of guy who has stories about busted bodies and busted faces, which really only makes sense, because if you’re ugly to begin with, why bother trying to get yourself some redeeming qualities like a tight ass and flat stomach, you might as well just embrace your fate, give up, and get a low level office job where you’ll work until you die alone one night of a stroke from all the years of hard eating. Give up when it’s meant to be. And that’s what I’m going to do with this post.

Posted in:Hot Body|Leilani Dowding

2008

04

Apr

Cameron Diaz has a Hot Body of the Day

Cameron Diaz is the new GQ cover girl and I think she’s lookin’ pretty good. She’s always had a good body with long legs and I guess that’s the reason Justin Timberlake used her to be his pretend girlfriend so that we didn’t catch onto him being a fag. You know anyone who dances like that’s either into little boys or big boys or pretty much anything with a penis and it is with my expert opinion that Cameron Diaz doesn’t have a penis but she does look like she likes penis with makes the whole thing pretty confusing to me. Since I am hungover, I’ll leave this post like this. I decided that I have nothing else to say about it. Speaking of confusing – WATCH THIS

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|GQ|Hot Body|Legs