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2011

Jun

Shera Bechard is Hugh Hefner’s New Bullshit Prostitute Girlfriend for Publicity of the Day

I was tempted to dig through the internet and find all kinds of naked pics of this Shera Bechard chick who is playing Hugh Hefner’s “Rebound”….but then I realized I’d just be giving Playboy free press on their stupid marketing campaign that kinda lost its appeal when dude turned 80 and the idea of him dating hookers who were or wanted to be in his magazine was pretty much obvious…and boring…

I mean shit, the Playboy models are tacky, trashy, fake titty and all that shit….they look like strippers or hookers that you could marry if you had enough money….and this is all part of a campaign to get Playboy noticed and written about….that would be better if they used girls who didn’t look like hookers or strippers…

Seriously. This is all efforts to get people talking…and people are talking as if it is a legitimate thing…and that’s just idiotic on all of your part…it’s an act, a lie, a story, not really his girlfriend but his employee pretending to be to make him money….and the whole thing pisses me off…THis isn’t impressive….

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2009

May

Hefner Takes His Prostitutes to a Lakers Game of the Day

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Hugh Hefner treats his whores pretty fucking well. He takes them to events and gives them careers and pays them huge money. He probably has benefits and pension plans and the only thing shitty in the whole thing is that they have to fuck an 85 year old who in reality is a trophy for their kind, because he pretty much invented fake blonde hair and fake tits, and has a lot more money and power than the scummy blue collar dudes they used to fuck back home after work at the local chicken joint.

When I get whores, I just cum on their faces for an extra 5 dollars, if I am not making them lick my bleeding hemorrhoid asshole, to test if they are desperate enough….

I guess we all can’t be as classy as me.

Posted in:Hugh Hefner|Lakers|Playboy

2009

Mar

Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches Party of the Day

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It’s always nice to see long lost lovers reunited for the sake of making money, you know the same motivation for their fake publicity stunt relationship. So as Bridget launches her Sexiest Beach TV show, one of those original concepts you’ve never seen before, but I am not hating on it, because I like beaches and bikinis and figure you can never have too much of them, Hefner and Kendra came out to support, why?? because they are all gettin’ paid.

Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|Hugh Hefner|Kendra Wilkinson|Party|Playboy

2008

Dec

Dasha Astafieva, Hef’s New Girfriend/ Employee Taking Off her Panties at an Event of the Day

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Here’s the girl who was reported to being Hef’s new love interest, the one who broke up his union with the three other whores, because their 5 year contract had expired and he needed a new poster girl for the brand, or whatever the fuck the thinking behind the insanity that is Hef and his Playboy empire, that really isn’t insanity at all, unless you consider old fucks fucking insane, I just find it funny, like the time I jerked off using a soft wrinked cold dead bed sheet.

There’s no real science behind this shit, he finds whores willing to get naked and decides to date them, because it’s better than the other women at the old folks community, he pays them off, they perform for him and his business and it’s all a write off on his taxes as a business expense, which is a lot less expensive than real life relationships.

They went to an event recently, she took off her panties in her see-through dress, which is fitting considering what she does for her livlihood and despite it being hot in theory, I’d hate to have my wife doing this kind of shit out in public, but that’s just because no one deserves to see the disgusting mess that is her underwear…..The good news is that my wife has mobility issues and taking off her panties is a lot more challenging for her than for regular girls, pretty much explaining why her underwear is so disgusting.

I do remember convincing a girl I was out partying with to take off her underwear in the middle of a club once, it wasn’t to give me easy access, it was just to see if the power of persuasion worked and it did and it did, but just not really in my favor, because within a minute of her doing it, she must have felt like a slut because next thing I knew, she was making out with every random guy, flashing them her pussy and everything I wanted, proving that no matter what you do, some other asshole benefits more than you do from your work.

Either way, here’s Dasha Astafieva working for us to benefit.

Posted in:Dasha Astafieva|Hugh Hefner|Playboy

2008

Nov

Hefner Gets Cake Served To Him By a Naked Pam Anderson of the Day

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I guess having a 40 year old Pam Anderson surprising Hef naked, showing off her retarded fake tits and kissing him on the mouth like he’s not a 82 year old, is not that big of a deal, considering he pretty much made her fucking career by having her get naked, like he’s done time and time again for other sluts over the course of his lifetime. At least he’s got enough of a perspective to realize that there’s really nothing for him to wish for, he’s got money, all the hottest pussy in the world, he’s healthy, I mean he’s pretty much had this amazing life and lives this amazing lifestyle that people wish they had….and I find the whole thing totally overrated, I mean sure he has Pam Anderson getting naked for him, but I get girls naked for me too, sure, I don’t have to bother with actually having to talk to them, or compliment her, or make them lots of money, because I do it all here from my command center shitty computer, amongst my garbage and dirty clothes and the girls don’t know I exist, because I’m just watching their videos, but it’s better that way, because if I tried to pull that shit in person, no girls would fall for it…Either way, Watch the Video. Even though it’s OLD.

Posted in:Birthday|Hugh Hefner|Playboy

2008

Oct

Hugh Hefner’s New Shannon Twin Girlfriends are Criminals of the Day

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Hugh Hefner kicked out the old spokeswomen for Playboy Girlfriends because their contract was up and he’s in with the new. His new “girlfriends” who are pretty much nothing more than girls who go to events with him andd live in the Playboy mansion to help market the brand and probably don’t have sex with him, but could if he really wanted them to, because he pretty much picked them up at a bus station and they had no money, food or place to go because he saw the potential that two hot blondie twins would have for his business, especially if he pretended to be in a relationship with them, since fucking twins is the ultimate cliche male fantasy, that works perfect for his brand.

Their names are Kristina and Karissa Shannon and who really cares, dude’s in his 80s and is living the fuckin’ dream, whether the girls are nothing more than a set of desperate sluts with daddy issues or not, really makes no difference, because they are profiting off him as much as he is profiting off them, so it’s all fair in the end…which is the same logic I used to use everytime I paid 20 dollars for a blowjob off a drug addicted street whore. Life is all about the trade-off and now these Shannon Twins are pretty much famous….

It turns out that these poor, desperate sluts from Florida are in fact criminals, leading me to believe that unlike working at a bank, the background check at Playboy is based solely on your tits. this is the story……

We just talked to a relative of one of the victims and here’s what they tell us went down. The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both “jumped her.” Erica suffered a concussion. TMZ

I stopped reading the quote at “after work with one of their Wing House co-workers” because that just re-affirmed my opinion on trashy sluts from Florida being fucking perfect, the only thing that would have made this story better would have been if they were cashiers at Wal Mart because that’s just the kind of girl I dumb and desperate enought believe me when I pretend I’m going to give them everything they want in exchange for sex, not like those self respecting educated girls with careers who take themselves to seriously and catch onto my lies and here are some pictures of them naked….

Posted in:Criminals|Hugh Hefner|Shannon Twins