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2014

30

Jan

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Move of the Day

This is the reason I don’t work out…I don’t think my pervert self would be able to contain myself seeing girls half naked pulling moves like this…it just can’t be healthy for me, while it is healthy for them…and even if no supermodels, or even babes work out at the gyms I would go to, and even if the last time I was in a gym, the women were all old and fat…and I am talking real fucking fat…seeing them try these stunts in tight clothes would still make it hard for me to contain myself in my spandex shorts….

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2014

24

Jan

Izabel Goulart Workout Video of the Day

When it comes to Izaebel Goulart, even the not very sexy videos of her working out are hot as fuck…you know the ones where her ass exercises aren’t in HD, wearing skimpy shorts and that I can barely make out every crevice, fold and inch of her body…but it’s still nice to see her doing long skinny leg moves…in an up and down motion…because it helps me imagine my face being her sweat soaked panties…that is if she’s even wearing panties…I’m in love…and you should be too…especially if you’re a fat girl…use this to motivate you to start starving for male attention…

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2014

16

Jan

Izabel Goulart is a Fucking Machine of the Day

Fit as fuck Izabel Goulart proves that having an average at best face doesn’t matter when you are built like a fucking lean, fat-less, toned machine who works out every fucking day and looks amazing doing it….so good that Victoria’s Secret hires her for their Runway shows, while all the other models are out starving themselves and doing coke all night…this girl’s a fucking fitness machine…and I like watching her do things that I can’t do but would try eating her out if she was doing it in front of me, while she was doing it….

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2014

14

Jan

Izabel Goulart Work Out Pics of the Day

Izabel Goulart posted these workout pics to her instagram, an instagram I think is the best instagram around, not because she’s got the best face, but because she’s got a banging body…proving that even if you’re not the prettiest, you can fool a whole lot of motherfuckers into thinking you are, just as long as you put in work…but then again, maybe girls who work out is a fetish to me…because my girl is a fucking cow.

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2014

01

Jan

Izabel Goulart’s Thai Vacation on Istagram of the Day

It looks like Izabel Goulart is in Thailand on vacation with someone I assume is a professional photographer, like she was Petra Nemcova, only without the Tsunami and dead photographer….but rather amazingly shot instagram pics that look like they are a bad scan from a magazine…to remind us all that our lives fucking suck…but not as hard as that Phuket lady boy, who is being put to work hard the past week thanks to all the fat American, German, Australian, Russian perverts in THailand to fuck Lady Boys…

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2013

24

Dec

Izabel Goulart for GQ Portugal of the Day

Izabel Goulart is a hard faced, hard body, fitness advocate with long fucking legs, straight from Brazil, sent to America to do the occasional campaign, who was once a Victoria’s Secret model, pulled out with her millions, but still walks their show cuz it’s good for the ego to be part of something a billion idiots watch and don’t realize is a shitty ad campaign…

Well now she’s in GQ Portugal, because she speaks their language…and I think she looks awesome…because bitch puts in work people…and you should do…as you eat your Christmas cakes you fucking pig.

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2013

18

Dec

Izabel Goulart Fitness Moment of the Day


Izabel Goulart is so fit….and her instagram promotes it every fucking day and I like to watch because fit girls turn me on, and more importantly because fat girls hate fit girls or VS model type girls calling them unnatural, when all it really is is work…this girl works out all the fucking time on her body and that’s why it is a expensive high priced machine I want to chip my tooth on…so haters gonna hate…while this bitch is gonna live forever…cuz she’s all bionic woman and shit.

I am a fan of people who work at it…and a bigger fan of working it to their pics.

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2013

10

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Inspiring Instagram of the Day

Izabel Goulart is a fit brazilian model I follow on Instagram because she has an an amazing fit ass like most girls into fitness and that ass flies into America every once in a while to do shit like the Victoria’s Secret infomercial because that’s the point of being tall and fit and a working model who probably makes over a million a year that goes a long way when you’re based back home in brazil…giving he time to promote her fitness one selfie for me to masturbate at a time..

Today, she posted some Victoria’s Secret fashion show shit, because that’s happening on TV tonight and I guess they are pulling every angle to promote the shit…that I won’t be watching because I hate supporting evil billionaire companies and their G-Rated lingerie…I’m more into watching Amateur porn….

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2013

29

Nov

Today in Izabel Goulart’s Instagram of the Day

Izabel Goulart is one of the better people to follow on instagram because you get to watch the ex-Victoria’s Secret model, who still does their fashion shows, but who isn’t in their catalogs, which is weird to me, slowly transition herself from a Brazilian lingerie model, to a Brazilian fitness model…because her instagram is all her fitness shit, and if you scroll back you can see the evolution of being toned to being ripped…from lady-like…to her clit is probably the size of a grown man’s thumb, and despite not being as hot as it could be, I do like me some fit girls…maybe not this fit…but it’s better than fat especially when staring at them tits.

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2013

13

Nov

Izabel Goulart Workout Video for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

In case you were wondering…the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show that is going to be on TV in an hour long infomercial to get all the fat Americans brainwashed into buying Victoria’s Secret product for their fat wives this Christmas through the babes they have wearing the products…babes you all love…because that’s what they want you to do…

And Izabel Goulart, Brazilian fit as fuck, amazing creature I would sing love songs to, if only there wasn’t a language barrier keeping our love from materializing, because you know it is our language is the only thing getting between us…the one thing preventing our genitals from being one – hoping I accidentally knock her up and not the fact that she’s a fit as fuck amazing Victoria’s Secret model…who gets hit up all day from top level humans…making her too cool for fat, drunk mexican dudes who run sleazy websites that 4 people read…in Canada…seriously…

That said, here’s her working out prepping in ways that touch my soul…and by soul I mean penis…no wait that’s me touching my penis…but I blame this video.

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