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2010

24

Jun

Jade Jagger’s Tit Through Her Armpit of the Day

I always try to scope out tits through a bitch’s sleeve and it works more than you know cuz for some reason bitches never realize we can see right into their shit through their sleeve cuz they are too focused on not letting us see their shit through their neckline….

It’s like a secret open door they don’t know about and everytime they lift their arm to get something off a shelf, to stretch, or even when they are trying to cover their collar so no one can see down their shirt when they bend over to pick something up….

Just the other day I was staring at some work out woman’s tit in a bra for at least 5 minutes while she was in line for coffee…I’m telling you…it’s commonplace…it happens always…you just have to look out for it….

What doesn’t happen as often is when an older sloppy bitch who I guess is related to or was married to Mick Jagger sits at some event and her tit is loose enough to hang out of the armpit of her shirt…it’s like extreme version of what my armpit titty peeping is used to and that is what makes these pictures pretty much amazing….

Pics via Bauer

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2007

23

Aug

I am – Jade Jagger Nude Beach Pictures of the Day

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I once wrote that I loved this bitch, I am not sure why, because she’s in her late 30’s and that’s not usually my style, I like younger fresher meat, but she’s the daughter of Mick and Bianca Jagger and I guess she’s normally hot and has a lot of money, just not so hot when naked on the beach.

I think the funniest thing about this shit is that it reminds me of my life. For some reason whenever I used to convince a drunk girl to get naked for me, or flash me her tits or shows me her box, I always miss it the first time around, like I wasn’t ready for it and when I ask them to do it again they always just think I am some pervert trying to get a second peak even when I am paying them…I remember hooking up an hour with a frigid whore, I didn’t really think shit was possible but bitch would let you bang her but she wanted the lights off, she wanted to do it missionary and she refused to do much more than lie there like you were fucking a scared virgin, only she was a hooker and her pussy wasn’t built like a virgin, it was purchased bad sex and I guess she catered to guys who liked to pretend they were getting with the 50 year old Jewish or Italian wife who never goes down on them, I figure it was either for guys who were still living in their mom’s basement or for husbands who were married to nymph’s and just wanted to feel like their friends for a change…

Either way, this photographer got a naked bitch on the beach, but didn’t get one bit of tit or ass or fuckin’ pussy. I don’t know how that can happen when shit’s not staged because these pictures remind me of every PG movie nude scene and it’s kinda making me mad…

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2007

25

Jun

I am – Jade Jagger's Upskirt of the Day

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Jade Jagger is the daughter of Mick Jagger and Bianca Jagger. She’s about 36 and I think I love her. These are pictures of her having a pretty weak upskirt that make me question why I do this site. I don’t understand why the fuck I bother writing posts about people I don’t ]give a fuck about, even though I’d love to stuff them like a turkey, but I do it because they are showing off a little panty. It’s a pretty fucking pathetic existence, because I would be a lot happier being out watching upskirts and nip slips happen in real life. Unfortunately, I am too poor and lazy for that shit.

What I am not too lazy for is harassing girls on myspace and facebook. Today’s question is when did you have your first orgasm. So far no one has answered me but 10 people have deleted me as a friend. I guess I am good at turning people off.

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2007

25

Jun

I am – Jade Jagger’s Upskirt of the Day

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Jade Jagger is the daughter of Mick Jagger and Bianca Jagger. She’s about 36 and I think I love her. These are pictures of her having a pretty weak upskirt that make me question why I do this site. I don’t understand why the fuck I bother writing posts about people I don’t ]give a fuck about, even though I’d love to stuff them like a turkey, but I do it because they are showing off a little panty. It’s a pretty fucking pathetic existence, because I would be a lot happier being out watching upskirts and nip slips happen in real life. Unfortunately, I am too poor and lazy for that shit.

What I am not too lazy for is harassing girls on myspace and facebook. Today’s question is when did you have your first orgasm. So far no one has answered me but 10 people have deleted me as a friend. I guess I am good at turning people off.