These are old pictures of Lohan in terms of celebrity gossip….they are from last week and you have probably seen them. I am only posting them cuz bitch is in court right now and this is my tribute to her and celebrity justice and the lack of it. If I was as criminal as some of them I would have been locked up a long time ago and more importantly if I was one of them and locked up, it’d be in some really luxurious prison….life is unfair…
The update is that Lohan is not going to jail and that all she has to do is wear a SCRAM bracelet, that monitors alcohol in her blood…I feel ripped off….
I emailed Lohan earlier today telling her to take advantage of the attention…have a freak out…start a campaign to legalize drinking and driivng…to take her million dollars and move to Southeast Asia and live like royalty…there are so many things she can do with this legal scandal that could be a lot of fun and that she should fucking do it….but she never answered me…..
So all I gotta say is that we’ve come a long way from Lindsay Lohan being the girl everyone wants to fuck…..she has finally become the girl we want to run up and cover-up, not cuz we feel bad for her, cuz her privileged life has been so hard on her, but because we feel bad for ourselves cuz we’re forced to look at that shit….
Pics via Bauer
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