I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Jenna Dewan-Tatum Category

2021

08

Jul

Jenna Dewan Nude of the Day

No Comments »

I barely get any exclusive stories, but the one that I do have and have posted about 45 times because I don’t really have much to say about some back-up dancing slut that fucked some “a-list” actor well enough, thanks to her dance ability, into marriage, kinds and thus child support and spousal support, to carry her through life…you know sugar baby shit…even if she made good money as the back-up dancer, she didn’t make Magic Mike money until flipping that condom inside out, or pretending she was on Birth Control or had a Britney IUD in…you know what I mean….she’s low hanging fruit…

But I got an exclusive one night at a bar with a guy who claimed to be Channing’s agent or agent’s assistant who had to drop off scripts to the male stripper you know sucked or had his dick sucked by men to get where he got….

He told me, every time he showed up, both Channing and Jenna would be fully naked…and would consistently invite him in to get naked with them….weird right….

If anyone read this site, like Channing the gay for pay that played out nicely for him Jenna or Dewan…they’ll know who exactly who the guy is and maybe they’ll send him an angry text about it…which would be great because it was years ago….and since I don’t know them, or this random guy, causing drama in their lives would be funny…something I always appreciate being involved in because people forget that “this is just the internet” …who fucking cares if you’re naked, inviting agents to get naked in your house of perversion….especially when you post naked pics on social media…boxy backed bitch…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Jenna Dewan|Jenna Dewan-Tatum

2021

04

Jan

Jenna Dewan Cleavage of the Day

No Comments »

Jena Dewan is pretty low on the Totem pole of celebrity, more someone who climbed the Totem Pole of celebrity and let it cum inside her, but I am not too sure if Channging Tatum is Native, so maybe he can’t appropriate the Totem Pole as a metaphor for his dick….but it does remind me of a High School Book Report I did many many years ago that almost got me suspended but that I was able to make a case for myself in that romance novels are literature and “Call Me Brick” – the story of a young girl fucking her dad’s native friend’s totem pole was ART not SMUT….I mean it was published….but that story has nothing to do with Jenna Dewan, but my English teacher may have jacked off to it….I’ve always had a way with delivering men things to jerk off to….and not in a gay way…..

Anyway, Channing Tatum knocked up this dancer because he was a dancer, and dancers relate to each other on a higher level set to the beat of their drumming passion and fitness and conection with their body that makes them good fucks…

I met a dude who was their manager many years ago, or maybe their agent, I don’t know, but he told me anytime he’d go to their house to drop off a script, they’d be totally naked and trying to rook him into their naked party….which I guess just makes this content insulting…

If back-up dancer bitch who barely acts but who has a couple of solid revenue streams in having been married to a huge star like Channing Tatum who I am sure makde 100s of millions off his Magic Mike shit, along with all the other jobs he’s had….is a nudist who tries to get AGENTS into her naked parties….she sure as fuck should be naked on instagram….which she’s not…and that is INSULTING….

You want us to stare, you’re willing to get naked in your normal life, but on the internet you produce tits out walking down the stairs in heel porn…get the fuck out of her and show us that magic mike battered mom pussy….instead of just hinting towards it. Jerk…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Jenna Dewan|Jenna Dewan-Tatum

2018

08

Feb

Jenna Dewan in a Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Jenna Dewan Tatum see through white shirt

Jenna Dewan Tatum the pussy that Channing Tatum knocked up….in Health Magazine cuz she healthy…at least her

When I look at Jenna Dewan’s face I wonder if Channing Tatum realizes that every single girl in the free world want to have his baby…because I am gonna assume he doesn’t….cuz if he did…he wouldn’t have knocked this bitch up….but then again, she’s a pretty low level actor, and marrying dude and riding him, letting him do what he wants so she can live the best life she can for herself…letting him fuck whoever he wants because pick your battles…and focus on having that fit body because guys like fit bodies, so if she looks her best and fucks the best (she’s a dancer you know and dancers fuck), he won’t want to fuck all the mooches that want his dick…cuz what he has with this one is real…

I met a dude who was at one point his Agent, he told me he would go to their house to drop off scripts, to which he would be greeted by a naked Channing and Jenna – having a naked party – trying to recruit him into the naked party with them….cuz they are free spirited, living the rich hollywood life, an this is her photoshoot for some health magazine…

Posted in:Jenna Dewan|Jenna Dewan-Tatum|SFW

2017

10

Jan

Jenna Dewan Tatum Nude of the Day

No Comments »

jdt

Here’s a picture of Jenna Dewan Tatum in bed…naked…probably creatively directed by your favorite male stripper Channing Tatum…who didn’t win the golden globe for the worst movie ever…but probably could have…because it required zero talent….like this pic…only…in this pic there is good back curvature and booty….

The only Jenna Dewan Tatum / Channign Tatum story I have for you, is that I was forced to watch Jupiter Rising yesterday and wanted to kill myself…and that I met one of his agents, who may have been a hipster lying about being his agent, but who I think was his agent….and he said he would drop off scripts at Channing’s house early in his career, and he’d open the door fully naked….and his wife would be fully naked…and they would try to get the agent naked….because they were having some “naked day”….and I thought that was one of the better Hollywood story I’ve heard from an agent, usually they are more cunty…and I’m more into showing their cunt…something Jenna Dewan Tatum isn’t doing….but that you now that cunt is grinding up on some bed sheets…and sometimes that’s enough..

Posted in:Jenna Dewan-Tatum|SFW

2016

24

Aug

Jenna Dewan-Tatum in Fuck me Boots in Beverly Hills of the Day

No Comments »

I wonder if this is Jenna Dewan-Tatum in the remake of Pretty Woman, you know since they remake every fucking movie, instead of encouraging retard kids to just watch the goddamn original, and investing their money in making new movies….assholes..

Or maybe Jenna Dewan-Tatum is just living like Julia Roberts, average level hotness, but in fuck me boots, looking good enough to fuck, not to mention she landed the “hottest guy in hollywood”…who’s agent once told me he’d show up to their house and he’d answer the door totally naked…and try to have a naked dance party….and this is the girl he married….clearly into naked dance parties…as long as the guys have money…

She, like Channing, is a pro dancer, which means a great fuck and as we know there are only two real jobs for pro dancers and that’s stripping or Hollywood, I like to think she did a bit of both…

She was a “back-up dancer” who’s backup was dirty dancing – and now she’s an actor…and mom…having been married for 7 years…and I guess she looks good enough

Jenna__15_

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jenna Dewan-Tatum|SFW

2013

10

Dec

Jenna Dewan-Tatum’s Bikini Pics of the Day

No Comments »

This just in…new Mom’s in bikinis…definitely not my fetish.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jenna Dewan-Tatum

2013

16

Oct

Jenna Dewan-Tatum’s Mom Body Does Self of the Day

No Comments »

Jenna Dewan-Tatum photshopped hard for Self magazine to show off her new mom body…because mom bodies generally don’t look like this…it just doesn’t make any fucking sense…but in defense of my theory on mom bodies, theories that are totally accurate, she’s wearing pants so the real damage is hidden…kept under wraps…strapped into panties…with duct…

Posted in:Jenna Dewan-Tatum

2012

17

Dec

Jenna Dewan Tatum Pregnant Tits of the Day

1 Comment »

When I look at Jenna Dewan’s face I wonder if Channing Tatum realizes that every single girl in the free world want to have his baby…because I am gonna assume he doesn’t….cuz if he did…he wouldn’t have knocked this bitch up….something I assume is the reason he married her, you know to be a good, stand up guy, while people like me would say “fuck that noise” and peace out of the situation….because unlike him….I would know this cunt trapped me….I would realize I was a big star at the top of my game and that no way in hell would a Leno chin like this get spunked up with my seed…..but then again if I was a big star at the top of my game, I would have got a vastectomy, cuz babies are a downer on pretty much every aspect of life…true story…

All this to say, her hormones are making her tits and ass grow….something she’ll probably never bounce out of….cuz that’s just how being a low level actor until landing a way more successful actor….works out….

Good old gold diggin – happens at all levels….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Jenna Dewan-Tatum