Dinosaur Jennifer Aniston, who no one actually gives a fuck about, not even her husband….is in a magazine…because the media doesn’t realize that the future generation, the youth, pretty much anyone under 25 who is playing around on social media and making selfies and VLOGS on youtube all day….or watching them…just do not give a fuck about Jennifer Aniston….and the only people who do are over 35 year old women…and a few weird men who don’t let their weird sitcom hard nipple fetishes die….because Aniston…at her peak was being overpaid as the second most popular nipples on TV besides Suzanne Sommers in Three’s Company, who should probably be on the cover of magazines, since the only people still buying magazines are 100 fucking years old…

THAT SAID…she posed in sweat pants that supported her menopause body bloat….and whined about her being shamed in the media for no dudes wanting to knock her up…when she should have praised the media for positioning her as if she was actually hot and a sex icon in a world of way hotter girls…making her stupid and underservingly rich.

Boring pics for one of the most boring people in the entertainment industry….I mean at least make the dinosaur show the dinosaur nipples…

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Watching a 50 year old, barren Jennifer Aniston in a skimpy bikini bottom is almost depressing, because I know that ass is all she’s got to show for her holding out on having kids and when all her friends are fulfilled women – who have babies to love and nurture – she’s out tanning with her ass in the air…..like she’s on a permanent vacation thanks to all her money – while her poorer gold digging man caters to her requests – because not having kids is fucking awesome. Seriously…

How many 50 year olds are still worth fucking…not many…and this one, despite how sad she may be about it, thanks to being a spoiled cunt who gets everything she wants, except babies, because dudes either fear her or she’s to vain to fuck up her life…even though childbirth is so fucking narcissist…trying to understand it is futile…there’s no understanding a super zoom of a paparazzi camera on her ass…it’s just there and it’s worth looking at…and that’s more than most moms at 50 can say…so despite her sadness – this is winning.

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Jennifer Aniston was pregnant in a bikini a few weeks ago, that was the story, and now she’s no longer pregnant in leggings…

One could assume she was just experiencing Menopausal bloat, but I guess she could have had a miscarriage.

She may pretend she’s still young and hot, but she’s 47 years old – which is pretty fucking old…even when you have a pile of money to hire the best cooks, fitness instructors, and people to surround you and tell you how hot and amazing you are – while execs at studios and agencies suck up to her too – they used to watch friends when they were kids and she’s an icon to them…but an icon doesn’t make for an iron lined uterus….no matter how much her ego wants to breed now that her looks are faded….and her “hot chick” angle is more hollywood fantasy than likely or realistic…so settling down to retire and mom would make sense – and for a narcissist that works best when you have kids of your own – otherwise you “Mommy Dearest Them”…you know adopt for PRESS and abuse because they annoy…

I guess what I am saying is that even when she was hot – dudes ran from her…all dudes ran from her…so she is either a terror or the worst…or just someone you don’t knock up…and cheat on with Angelina Jolie…But you can stare at her mound in tight pants, even if she’s better suited to show off her nipples.

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I guess Jennifer Aniston shat out her rumored bikini baby….because that’s what happens when no one wants to knock you up…but at least she’s still got her iconic hard nipples that made her famous on one of the most popular, yet horrible shows of all time, but it was the 90s, pre porn and hard nipples was good enough to jerk off to…

Because just because people get old, doesn’t mean her hard nipples get old, it just means they’ll probably never feed a baby – because menopause!

Why bother bringing a baby into the world anyway Jennifer Aniston, you’ve gone this long without one, the ego was more into self preservation by not destroying the pussy, and conveniently most men ran from her terror…so she didn’t have to bother with that shit…instead of the ego that wants little clones to stare at and worship…..when you can just show nipples in a tight shirt as your legacy…

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The end of an era maybe – a revel in modern science maybe – an image of survival, making it, never too late to get what you want….inspiring….Jennifer Aniston potentially pregnant…in a bikini…in the Bahamas…because she’s finally decided to pull it off…

I was always under the impression that she missed her window of opportunity, that she was too old for this kind of behavior…but I guess there’s someone out there for everyone, willing to take the chance by busting insider her assuming she won’t get knocked up because she’s old…because they’re married so why the fuck not, that’s what people do….take the risk…even if it’s 20 years too late..

I used to get a kick out of her milking her nipples, but not literally because no one ever knocked her up, but figuratively in everything she did, because her nipples were always hard…I used to wonder why she was cast as a babe or love interest even though she was pushing 50 but I was more into her not being able to keep a man around long enough to give her babies…

The two theories were that she was a horrible high maintenance bitch – who they didn’t want to stick with for 18 years or maybe she didn’t want to have kids because shes the kind of pragmatic narcissist who didn’t want to accept her age and reproduce…until just before it was too late…which is now…you know, don’t let a baby ruin me…while I’m still running the scam kind of thing.

If you’re not a mom, you can have the illusion that you are still hot, you can still make money, you can still be the narcissistic twat you obviously are, where you just have to wait until the last minute to go for having a clone in your image.

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I accidentally watched TV at a friend’s house the other day and I was exposed to a trailer for a movie called Mother’s Day, where I assume Jennifer Aniston played a mother, something she’ll likely be nominated for an Academy Award for, provided it’s not seen as the straight to DVD smut it is….an Academy Award nominated roll not because she ever plays anyone with more depth than herself…but because having kids of her own is such a fucking stretch, it’s like Halle Berry playing a black hood woman, or Charlize theron playing a monster, or Cuba Gooding Jr playing a retard…yes my Academy Award knowledge died in 1997…

You see, no one has ever knocked her up, maybe because she’s a narcissist who didn’t realize she would hit menopause ever…or didn’t want to ruin her body…or didn’t want to have a clone get in the way of her life…or maybe…because the second she wanted to reproduce every motherfucker ran….including but no limited to Brad Pitt, who you clearly know from his army of kids…was into having kids…just not with her…

I don’t find Jennifer Aniston hot, especially now that she’s “47” years old….I do remember her when she was on Friends with her hard nipples and high pay day in an era where sitcoms paid idiots who didn’t deserve the money too much fucking money…because fans were committed to their characters…something that made the execs a hell of a lot more money than the people they exploited with million dollar per episode pay checks to…sure not quite exploitation…but I would have just killed her off…

Doesn’t matter, Here’s her bra…and hard old granny face….not as botoxed as you’d expect…

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Jennifer Aniston did this shoot for Harper’s Bazaar that is a little theatrical, seeing as she’s holding a falcon on some very weird concept shit, in what looks like a see through lace top cupping what seems like a great tit, and the other pictures of her standing in water from afar with her reflection because two Jennifer Anistons is better than one according to Jennifer Aniston….you know it’d have to be theatrical to think that at 50 she’s still hot, or a love interest in a movie, she’s managed to fool audiences this long to think her hard nipples were actually something in their 30s….but the jig is up, her and Cameron Diaz can makeway for actually hot chicks who can play themselves in movies and TVs and who cost a fraction of the price…

Sure this grandma is one of the last generations of “actors” who scammed the system and got paid a lot of fucking money without having to work or be engaging…but now…the world knows who people actually want to see – and it’s not Jennifer Aniston – unless of course she’s playing a falconeer…

I still find it funny that Brad Pitt left her and that no one has ever knocked her up because she was too busy staring in bunk quality content….

I like to laugh at failures of people worth hundreds of millions of dollars…for the dumbest fucking reason to be worth hundreds of millions dollars…a reason I call FRIENDS>…

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Every now and then, not very often, but when presented with pictures like this, I like to stare at Jennifer Aniston’s vagina to try to understand why no one wants to knock her up, when even disgusting girls get knocked up, there must be something very wrong with her uterus, or maybe she just does it greek, cuz anal is the best form of birth control…..

It took her 40 years to land a man willing to marry her, while at one point in time she was a rich TV sitcom star everyone wanted to fuck thanks to her constantly hard nipples…but every guy would run from her as soon as he saw that window of opportunity.

She must be really intolerable, a bitch, needy, demanding…with an ego that doesn’t allow her to get with guys like me, who would be more than happy to use her for her money and access to a pool. Living that vacation life due to her lottery win that was a career despite having no talent….

She normally milk’s her nipples, not literally, since the no baby thing, but figuratively, so it’s interesting to see her with this crotch tease, without showing her crotch, which is what makes it a tease…the kind of thing that gets girls raped by men who can’t handle being teased….we call it the “slutty outfit” excuse.

Seeing old ladies with hard nipples sagging by the pool is a fetish of mine, seeing old ladies in tight dresses, SPANXed the hell out, is not…but it happened…

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Here is Jennifer Aniston, finally married, demonstrating…a kick…

I don’t find Jennifer Aniston a compelling character, beyond her nipples there is not much there, and I’ve always been a firm supporter of Brad Pitt in leaving this one for the other one, who seems darker and more fun in bed…

I mean sure Jennifer Aniston is a Greek and greeks love anal, but I’m sure that ex heroin addict, daddy issue, rich kid brad who dresses like a Goth…delves far deeper into fetishes…when not adopting 100 kids to build her own army…

That said, soccer moms everywhere aspire to be this fit, look at my ass I still got it at 45…even though my husband cheats on me with young girls…and I’ll look at anything in spandex…

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