Jessica Biel is a prime example of a girl who looked like a dude when she was younger, all fit and broad and muscular who I used to laugh at, before realizing that muscle has memory, and when everyone else gets older, sloppier and fat, her version of sloppy becomes tight and amazing….it’s like you gotta look out for the skinny rock hard ones you may feel gay fucking from behind despite their vagina…which is probably what Timberlake liked in her….but they are the ones who age proper….fit is good….and here is her ass on TV…

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Here’s s little Jessica Biel looking all feminine, despite Justin Timberlake’s request to keep her broad and bulky so when he slams her up the ass she feels like one of the execs at Disney who used to call Justin his favorite, back when it all started, before the piles of money that Jessica Biel is gonna get her piece of just as soon as he cums in her pussy instead of her ass, the farting it out into herself has been a serious fail to date, but luckily she has a lot of dirt on him and that is what matters….

These pics are for Russia Tattler, but it turns out that Russia is RECYCLING PICTURES OF JESSICA BIEL FROM W MAGAZINE MARCH 2012 and I feel robbed…and you should too…cuz I’ve already posted these fuckers….

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Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake’s Fiance, for reasons that can only be explained as knowing his deep dark secrets or maybe cuz of her broad manly back that allows him to fantasize that he is in fact in a man’s ass instead of hers, or maybe she’s just strong enough to throw him the fuck around like a little bitch, or maybe she’s just a nice girl with a great ass and fit body that was once deemed a little butch, but is now much preferred over other bitches her age who are all fat as fuck now…..because there has to be a reason why a dude who could have any pussy has chosen this….maybe it all comes down to her letting him have any pussy as long as she gets to stick her dick in some of them along the way…who knows…all I know is that when focusing on her ass and not her rippling muscles…she’s fucking good.

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Jessica Biel was in a pantsless in a leotard, my favorite piece of clothing cuz it’s like it has 3 hands….you know pussy hugging in a piece, anus rididng and gently titty tickling all at the same time…..it is magical enough that if was to be reincarnated as a piece of clothing…that’s what I’d be…even though I know if I was reincarnated as a piece of clothing that I wanted to be…there’d be a bigger joke in it cuz nothing works out to me….a joke I assume would be belonging to a senior who doesn’t shower but thinks she’s a ballerina and wears me while dripping on me…in all her fat, sloppy glory….

But that’s not the point, the point is Jessica Biel…and her titties Justin Timberlake may be too gay for, in a magazine like this was old times, and she was getting kicked off 7th heaven for being too slutty….

She’s older, in her sexual prime, and talking about how she’s always been horny, when I just think she’s horny cuz her uterus is calling, but also cuz Timberlake doesn’t feed it proper…..

Here’s what she had to say about barbies:

Did you have Barbies?
I did, but it was always, “Let’s play sex with Barbies!� My Barbies were usually naked. Once, I took their heads off, cut their hair, drew on their short, spiky hair with some markers, then stuck the heads on Christmas lights. Every year, we’d string our tree with those Barbie heads. It looked demonic. My parents were so cool — they saw it as a form of self-expression.

What a creep….a creep I want my tongue inside.

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Jessica Biel is everyone’s favorite rock solid body….and I use the word everyone pretty loosely since I don’t think I’ve ever really heard anyone say anything about her….maybe cuz I don’t listen to people when they talk, but probably because she’s only brought up when trying to prove Justin Timberlake’s homosexuality….it’s evidence just like the fact he was in an all boys band created by a convicted pedophile…

But this isn’t about TImberlake, it’s about Jessica Biel and her ass, all round and gently covered by a piece of fabric…all romantic like a romance novel that leads to fat lonely women having a one night stand with a jar of peanut butter and their dogs…you know how it is…

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Here’s some Jessica Biel hard nipple. I figure that just because I haven’t been able to get hard over hard nipples since I was 14, that doesn’t mean you don’t get off to hard nipples….especially when they are on your favorite rock hard, wide shouldered, bad girl from Seventh Heaven you used to jerk off to on Sundays because it was on the one channel you had on TV and you had seen her details photoshoot when you were working in the pharmacy no one respected you at, but where you manage to extort and steal pills from the expired pill pile to sell for money to fuck hookers…when you weren’t at home on sunday, hungover and watching Jessica Biel pretend to know god…and by watching I mean masturbating….before all this fucking Justin Timberlake up the ass with a strap-on shit surfaced….

If you know what I mean….

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Here are some pictures of Jessica Beil pregnant with Justin Timberlakes baby, assuming these aren’t pictures from the set of some movie, but more importantly, assuming that she can actually have a baby and isn’t the tranny, rock hard muscular dude a lot of people label her as, when I just assume she’s got a vagina, but her ovaries all jacked on steroids and unable to produce eggs…and more importantly assuming Justin Timberlake isn’t a gay…even if he’s rumored to fucking some of the greatest girls in Hollywood…doesn’t mean he doesn’t only fuck them up the ass…not to mention, this prosthetic belly is ghetto and looks like it belongs on a muppet….making this post good for people with a pregnancy fetish without all the shit pregnancy comes with…

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I like my bitches to be a little more gutter. Watching this Jessica Biel spot for Revlon is just irritating, she’s got far too much bed for a man like me to handle….she’s the kind of girl that probably bathes, and smells like roses, even though she has broad shoulders in her designer clothes, where she applies her mascara on satin upholstered louis the XVI couches…like shit man that’s too much for me….cuz i like piss stained sheets and a half dead addict who smells fish and feces…it feels like home…

Kinda how Pharrell probably feels inside his homie Justin Timberlake’s ex woman….bad friend. Never trust the black ones. LOLZ

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I fucking love white bikini bottoms. I have been at the local pool at least once and was lucky enough to see some twat, literally…I’m talking get this shit wet and you get to see an entire vagina that doesn’t know it’s being stared at by perverts like me cuz bitches assume they are fully clothed and covered up as they wear their bikini and aren’t that likely to check their cunts out in their bathing suit to see if its see through while swimming and tanning…..unless they are doin’ it on purpose to tease me…

Despite calling Jessica Biel a man on a regular basis cuz she works out and is muscular, she’s got a great fucking ass. I approve even if I know her sex life with Timberlake involves strap-ons….

These pics are amazing.

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I have this thing during the holidays where I to rape yourself while watching Christmas movies, cuz it is the only joy this depressing time of year brings me.

It’s my Holiday Tradition, that along with getting free dinner at the shelter, doing my Christmas shopping by taking stuff from those Goodwill drives and crashing office Christmas parties for the free booze has been going on for as long as I can remember.

So from Juliette Lewis in Christmas Vacation, to Taylor Momsen in Grinch, Jessica Biel’s also on that list cuz of her JTT teen hearthrob made for TV movie that sucked the life out of me called I’ll be Home for Christmas.

Here she is walking around showing a little bra like the slut I know she is….putting me in the Christmas while reminding me the real reason for the Holidays and what Christmas is all about….and that’s pussy.

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