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2022

16

Mar

Jimmy Kimmel Bullies Popular Influencer Bros of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Jimmy Kimmel, he’s a disgrace, unimpressive, overpaid and probably not very watched….and overly obsessed with Trump, that it’s fucking weird….but he’s being noticed finally for dissing some popular youtubers….

I also don’t give a fuck about popular youtubers or influencers, like the “Full Send Nelk” crew……but they are the second biggest podcast in the world, maybe they should be taken a little more seriously based on their audience alone….

I am old and out of touch, missed my time to shine, or chose not to shine…and really barely even know what is popular and what isn’t…kinda like Jimmy Kimmel….the most pathetic pile of dog shit around….high paid or not he has to live with himself…

But when I see some bought, corporate owned, piece of shit Disney Puppet like Kimmel, who has done black face, who has objectified women, who has been a dog shit host, who has produced totally unfunny TV, destroying comedy and late night….talk shit on young popular internet personalities, I can only assume he’s threatened by them…or maybe he just HATES trump so much….idiotic.

So old rich guy on TV doesn’t bring the kids on to have a chat, to work out their fake differences, to try to understand where they are coming from, or to mock them to his face like the arrogant twat he is.

Instead, he drags them on his show, without even giving them credit, ALL because they did an interview with TRUMP that go pulled from Youtube because Freedom of Speech is dead, thanks to people like Kimmel and his owners who want to control the narrative…

So when he’s not crying about the shit I’ve seen him cry about, maybe it was BLM, COVID SHOTS, METOO MOVEMENT, the narrative of the moment, the bad actor puppet who you know doesn’t believe in anything he’s saying, becasue he’s just playing a role for a paycheck…..because Disney Pays him a lot to be that…and he’s a fucking sell out….like Disney pays the Kardashians for their influence via HULU….despite the Kardashians being sex workers and basically ANTI the Disney they’ve presented themselves as all these years….he’s crying about influencers…calling them names…to discredit them….when they have more viewers than him…

Seems pretty fucking petty, but I guess these hate anyone outside of their realm, that they haven’t been able to buy or control…so by their standards, they must DESTROY them…

I wonder if you remember when Late Night was actually a little funnier, a little more open minded, a little more intelligent…

You know when old washed up tired pieces of shit hosts weren’t publicly raging against the new generation that are culturally more relevant than them….

It’s all fucking weird man….we live in the TWILIGHT ZONE or some shit.

I guess people sell out, or maybe people get bribed and extorted thanks to questionable things they’ve done on hidden camera…I don’t know..but it’s fucking weird and that motherfucker should apologize to the Youtube Bros….for being an asshole.

This is painful but if you care to see how insane the propaganda is….scroll to 3 minutes where Kimmel hates on shirts with logos and calls the second biggest podcast …small guys from youtube…only 5 times bigger than Kimmel….the laugh track is PAINFUL….and why didn’t they post his answer to the Ukraine “Lie”….this shit is actually terrifying.

The only real Kimmel has views is because Disney pushes it with big fucking budgets…

One of the hosts from the Full Send podcast got 875,000 views on his IG story….there are multiple hosts and their official channel…but just one of the hosts is beyond more relevant and popular than Kimmel…which must hurt Kimmel…..

Jimmy Kimmel, big budget and all gets 4,000 likes…

Embarrassing, out of touch, joke thieving Kimmel is irrelevant garbage, but we already knew that….the biggest thing he’s done in years is offend a young group of popular online stars…which probably give Kimmel a boner as hard as his Trump Jokes….jealous maybe, or trying to manipulate the TRUTH like all these fucking Satanists.

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2015

02

Apr

Jimmy Kimmel Does the Twizzler’s Challenge with Rihanna of the Day

This is a sex tape that I don’t ever want to see…

Here she is pranking him…even though I hate April Fools…

I hate endorsing late night talk shows…but when they do good things and aren’t Jimmy Fallon…it seems like it is ok.

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2013

14

Oct

Jimmy Kimmel Takes Blind People Shooting of the Day

I haven’t figured out how I feel about Jimmy Kimmel…he’s a bit of a muppet idiot and I don’t generally find him funny, but his team has successfully penetrated the internet….and figured out how to use their big budget ABC PR people to make shit go viral…but he’s also successfully penetrated Sarah Silverman….

So part of me wants to hate him, part of me doesn’t care, part of me wonders why he exists, and part of me almost respects what he does…which doesn’t matter…

What matters is that people are criticizing him for taking blind people out shooting, but he’s just making a point that issuing giving gun licenses to blind people like they are in some states is insane…because it is insane…so as much as I don’t like endorsing anything…this video’s got my emoji thumbs up.

Posted in:Jimmy Kimmel|SFW

2011

28

Feb

Jimmy Kimmel’s Humpilates Video of the Day

This is pretty simple mathematics. Get famous celebrity pussy in workout gear humping workout balls and you’ll get a huge youtube video.. except that only 18,000 people watched this shit…maybe cuz they already saw it after the Oscars….or maybe it’s cuz Kimmel isn’t relevant…but it’s some of the biggest stars you wanna fuck simulating sex with a workout ball…doing some funny or die qulaity shit….as mainstream TV takes on the internet.

I got nothing else to say about this shit….just watch til the end and you’ll see Lohan’s new face, Alba cry, Biel show you how she rapes weak girlie men, and Scarjohan pretend she’s been asked how she stays fit…which we all know is a lie.

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2008

05

Dec

Jimmy Kimmel Kills Old People of the Day

I saw this clip yesterday and thought it was funny, not because it is Jimmy KImmel, let me say that again, this is not funny because of Kimmel, what is funny is that some woman died watching his show and he tries to blame the Jonas Brothers for it, because they were on the show around the time she died, and because it’s easy to blame the virgins, but we all know that the Jonas Brothers had nothing to do with it, and the fact that Jimmy Kimmel has a show does. We know she sat there trying to figured out how the fuck a guy like that gets his own show and figured it was time to step out of the party that was her 88 year old life. It’s one of those, thanks for the good times world, but it’s time to finish my drink, put my jacket on and walk the fuck away from the shit show this party has become, like the time I went to a friend’s birthday and all the girls left by midnight and the dudes started wrestling each other and furniture topless, so I stole the beer and snuck out, only in this case, bitch won’t be heading to the strip club to de-gay herself, but instead she’s 6 feet under. Point of the story is that I am surprised she wasn’t watching Carson Daly when she died, because he’s even worst than Kimmel….

Posted in:Jimmy Kimmel|Murderer

2008

29

Oct

Cloris Leachman Actin’ Crazy on Kimmel of the Day

I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars, like all the other motherfuckers in the world, because if I want to see dancing, I will go to a fucking stripclub or hit up the clubs, the last thing I need to do is sit in front of a TV and watch a bunch of no name celebrities trying to do some professional dancing….

That said, I don’t know who Cloris Leachman is, I do know she was kicked off Dancing with the Stars, but then she went on Kimmel and acted like a fuckin’ nut.

She crawled around the floor, got in the doggy style position and crawled up on Kimmel, because she obviously has dementia.

I figured I’d post it because I know no one’s watching Kimmel, but figured I’d give the guy some support, you know, an internet pat on the back because I know after fucking Sarah Silverman, your life looks pretty bleak. That’s the kind of thing that crawls up on you in your sleep, leading you to suicide, and that’s all I have to say about that…..

Watch this Dancing with the Stars outcast being fuckin’ insane…..

BONUS THAT ISN’T A BONUS – Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are Out on a Date, I guess he realized being single, that girls won’t fuck him, despite his celebrity, because he’s a fucking joke that is funnier than any Sarah Silverman joke, so he’s forced to go back to what he had…..

Posted in:Cloris Leachman|Jimmy Kimmel