2012
03
Jul
Joanna Krupa may not matter, and her career may not have ever hit, and she may have tried to launch herself into celebrity by doing a show that kills celebrity, Dancing with the Stars, but she’s pretty fucking lovely in her bikini…..
Posted in:Joanna Krupa
2012
02
Apr
I recently banged a girl with small fake tits, the kind you wouldn’t know were fake tits, cuz why bother getting fake tits that aren’t ridiculous, unless you were chipping a tooth on their tennis ball firmness….and you know she made me a believer in the fact that fake tits aren’t as bad as I used to think they were….
You know, they save a bitch from having shitty tits, a fate sometimes worse than death, and they look great when they are bouncing on your dick….or when in bathing suits, bras, clothes, whatever….
But unless shit is for a cancer survivor, the kind of girl who gets fake tits remains the same, whether they are the stupid sized ones or the little one….an insecure, uncomfortable in themselves, possibly self hating, definitely seeking the attention or approval of others, probably cuz one of their family members probably abandoned them as a child.
Here’s the video footage I watched on mute, even though I am sure it has amazing high caliber journalistic qualities to it…
Posted in:Joanna Krupa
2012
10
Jan
I once spoke to the photographer who does this “Me in My Place” series for Esquire…I dont’ remember much about the conversation but I do remember that he’s pretty much a genius.
So he gets hot girls in their underwear in their houses….you know to give us, the voyeur, a glimpse of what goes down for them and where it goes down everytime they fuck at home….it also give us, the decorator, ideas for how we’d like to set up our house…and that’s with half naked Polish born, American Raised 32 year old has-been who never was, but who still has a better house than you…..pussy.
Good times.
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Posted in:Joanna Krupa
2011
10
Nov
You may not remember Joanna Krupa….she’s some model FHM girl who was big a few years ago …but who is now 32 and has already given up on her career, proved by the fact that she did Dancing With the Stars, a show everyone knows doesn’t bring back careers, especially when said careers hardly existed….
She plays up the war torn Poland upbringing, but the truth is she was in America at 5, only to end up in American Lad Mags when they still mattered….
I’m only posting these boring pics of her, because I’ve been tryign to add her to FACEBOOK and she constantly rejects me…and I take offense when that happens, especially when bitch doesn’t matter, isn’t a celebrity, and has little going for her, I mean other than the potential to marry a rich dude as arm candy…cuz that happens all the time….I hate snobs who think they are better than you…so ADD HER TO FACEBOOK and let her know she’s a cunt….put her in her irrelevant place..
Posted in:Joanna Krupa
2011
13
May
Joanna Krupa made a career off a set of fake tits, a bullshit story of being a Polish immigrant living the American dream, even though she lived here since she was 3 or something, making her about as Polish as I am, cuz I have a dream of juggling with a bear in a circus one day, so she got a few spreads in some Men’s magazines, made a few Top 100 lists, back in the 90s and did Dancing with the Stars before she ever really made it as a star…making her a huge waste of time, but she still shows off her number one investment, and I guess that effort shouldn’t go unnoticed…here are the pics….before she turns 40 and is forever forgotten…
Posted in:Joanna Krupa
2011
22
Feb
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I think I only post Maxim photoshoots because I know Maxim hates me cuz I always make fun of them as they are on their last legs. I’m a kick em while their down kind of person, cuz I figure why the fuck not, especially when they continuously do photoshoots with irrelevant bitches, like they are calling on favors to anyone and everyone in hopes someone lets them take their picture, that’s just how irrelevant they are….and everytime I post their shit, their legal team email me
This is me mocking them…..hilarious how hard they are trying…Don’t they realize Joanna Krupa died after their 2002 Top 100 List. Fucking idiots are strugglin’ hard.
Here is Joanna Krupa and her fake tits pretending she’s not 40, pretending she’s Polish, all for Maxim Russia, where Maxim still matters….I hear Russians also love Levis 501 jeans and Nike Flights from 1993. A little behind schedule ya heard.
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Posted in:Joanna Krupa
2011
14
Jan
My first internet job was helping my friend who was an internet journalist, if that even exists, back in 2004. He didn’t pay me, but he would give me free beer, I am ghetto like that, and I am into selling myself short….
I used to have to transcribe interviews he did with d-listers. It was 2004 and Joanna Krupa was one of the people I had to listen to as I did my best job transcribing her bullshit answers without jumping out of his fifth floor window.
I don’t remember much about her and apparently either does the rest of the world, because she doesn’t matter. She practically doesn’t exist and never did. She was nothing by a Stuff / FHM / Maxim model turned Dancing with the Stars star even though she was never a star, just a self-proclaimed one, and Dancing with the Stars was the biggest thing she ever did, which is kinda against the whole model of the show….
I guess, she’s used to that shit, because she did it with her whole “Polish” act, considering she never faced the iron curtain or communism like I real mail order bride, she just decided it was good for marketing and used it as much as she could….she moved to America at 5….who the fuck rememeber the traumatic experiences before 5….I mean most of us were probably molested before 5 and haven’t got the slightest repressed memory…but here this cunt is talking about rationed toilet paper like she was in a concentration camp….and I just hate bullshit for attention…unless that bullshit is her in a bikini…even if she’s thicker than she once was…she’s still okay by me…plus me and her go way back…she just doesn’t know I masturbated to her voice and her tedious and obvious answer back then…but I do…
Posted in:Joanna Krupa
2010
11
May
Joanna Krupa is a very irrelevant Polish American who escaped communist rule, got fake tits, who did a bunch of low grade modeling gigs that involved her half naked because she was willing to get half naked…eventually leading to Maxim and Playboy and never quite establishing herself as anything beyond being a bitch who gets half naked, that somehow lead to her on Dancing with the Stars, despite never being a star, but I guess to her family she was, because being in magazines was a far from being in line for rationed bread, or working in the sex trade to escape communism, or even rehearsing a juggling act with a Polish circus bear, so I guess she’s made it and I don’t mind, since making it means putting her flat ass, fake tits, botox face, lip injected lips in a bikini, making her a circus act of her own, only this circus is real fucking life and not under then big top….
Here are some pics…
Posted in:Bikini|Flat Ass|Joanna Krupa
2010
15
Mar
I guess it was useless nobody who used to be hotter back when they had an ego and didn’t realize that it would all come to an end now that they got old day at the dog park, I don’t know if that makes sense, but what I’m trying to say is that there was a time when these girls both though they had the world in the palm of their hands, because they were hot and everyone was recognizing how hot they were and giving them low level jobs that were important enough for them to think they had it all, but now they are old, their careers never really took off, and they are just hanging on going to whatever events they can before they are totally forgotten and I still think at least one of them is hot, seriously I don’t know what Denise Richards did to herself, but it looks like serious heavy drug use and bad plastic surgery and I can only hope her spirits are lost because a girl who has lost her spirit is more nudity even if it’s not as good as it was but is still better than nothing….
So here they are with their little friends who eat their tampons, if they still get their periods, who eat their dirty underwear, who watch them shit and piss, and who see them fuck and masturbate…a life much better than the one my dog has, who plays amongst garbage and rarely gets fed anything but Mac and Cheese…but does get to watch me wipe my wife’s ass and even he knows that’s pathetic….
Pics via PacificCoastNews and
Posted in:Denise Richards|Joanna Krupa|washed up
2010
26
Feb
I got in a fight with a Russian woman yesterday, because Russian’s are fucking insane. I guess it’s all those years of communist rule, rationed bread and work camps, communal thinking and dreams of escaping to America to one day drive a cab, or become a mail order bride to be able to afford a pair of Levis makes a motherfucker pretty fucking angry and bitter. I am not gonna bother going into details because the shit was so fucking stupid, but I will say that after our minor exchange, the bitch would no let it go, for 3 hours she kept coming back to me and getting in my fucking face, cuz I guess Russians hold a grudge, but then again, the Cold War already taught me that….
I know Joanna Krupa’s not a Russian, but I can only assume this cabbage farmer’s daughter has the same miserable, angry look and least that’s the only explanation I have for that scowl on her weathered face other than that she’s getting old and tired….
I guess she’s made her mark and has done all her skill set has allowed and had this been 20 years ago, she could have been inspiration to all the Polish people stuck in their country, unable to escape, bringing hope that one day you would be able to become a whore in America, who models Lingerie and nude and who never really amounts to anything, or is never really respected, and who just gets old when is she is no longer marketable according to her low level clients, cuz her body was the only marketable thing she had….
Here are her legs….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Joanna Krupa|Legs