Jojo made a song about your penis called “SMALL THINGS”….because I guess she’s comfortably built up that audience after abandoning celebrity for half a decade back when she was 18….only to come crawling back to ride off her fame, or “notoriety” knowing that nostalgia is in and that all her fans will still be around for her nonsense…especially the gay ones.

So along with flashing her tits on instagram, like full tits on instagram, because she’s got big tits, she’s also filmed a video for one of her songs and it’s a very shit song…but a reminder that you don’t need real talent these days to get paid….

The video features a strategically naked JOJO, but more importantly it’s got some back-up dancer nipple in her sheer bra, probably a FENTY bra because Jojo’s one of their ambassadors…using those titties from all angles I guess.

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Jojo, who you may remember as the child star jailbait that wasn’t all that hot about 15 years ago, who has made a slow and steady comeback, in part due to her tits, that she’s flashed to her IG fans at least once because it was a quicker and easier and low effort way to get people to remember her, at least people who aren’t the gay followers she’s got, you know sexualize her like you used to, she grew some tits motherfucker…

She’s out here promoting Rihanna’s panty line as one of Rihanna’s hired ambassadors because I guess Rihanna grew up on JOJO when she had that American dream and was smuggled into the country by Jay Z when she was underage….creepy.

I guess Jojo felt it was time to move on from her Black Lives Matter posts and go into this, because where do you draw the line and stop pretending you care, and when do you go back to selfies. It must be stressful for public figures trying to naviagate that nonsense….and clearly Jojo feels she’s done her part for the black people, in part because of her last two weeks of posts but also because back when she fell out of celebrity she was dating some black cock.

I wonder if Rihanna’s promotion counts as Black Lives Matter, since Rihanna of all people descends from Caribbean Sugar Plantation slaves, some slave sympathy or maybe it’s just that Jojo has paid obligations that override posting black people she knows and I guess we don’t need to analyze it, just try to understand why you can see her pussy tattoo and not her pussy lip…

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Jojo is hiding the pussy! She cropped her pussy out of her sheer panties because she’s not that kind of girl. I wonder where she decided to make the crop, what kind of logic when into that. Was it where the bush ended or where the lips ended and will we ever know…probably not.

What we do know is that being cast to be in FENTY’s lingerie because she’s Rihanna and that’s high profile, even though Rihanna was probably jacking off to JOJO when JOJO was at her peak, making more of a trip for Rihanna than for Jojo, has made JOJO feel relevant again…I mean she was starting to get bold flashing tits on instagram, sowing of that she had big tits and all of that…but this is that validation stamp of approval she craved…

So give Jojo what she wants and ask her for the uncropped version, no lips, no fun, get the fuck out of here, just ask anyone who has tried to fuck a Barbie doll who ended up only being able to shove it up their ass….you know it’s. still sex, just a different kind of sex….a shittier kind if you will.

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Jojo is working it as hard as she can in her attempt to revitalize her career because these motherfuckers need to get paid….

My theory is that they are from an era when you had to do some crazy, maybe even criminal things to get famous. Her mom was a single mom who worked as a housecleaner, there’s nothing wrong with that, it is honest work…but bringing her kid to LA to become a successful child star, is probbaly the dirtiest work she’s done.

I am against child stars and the parents who sell them to an industry, there’s a reason they are all nuts….so I don’t remember Jojo’s early years, I’ve just seen her in recent years working on her comeback, leveraging that early fame….but really only making moves when showing off her big sloppy tits we had no idea she had since her fame happened when she was basically pre-pubescent….while now she’s all woman.

I guess Rihanna is a fan of Jojo, maybe she grew up on her back in Barbados and things have come full circle where Rihanna has the fame Jojo could have possibly had, but Rihanna can use that fame to bring Jojo Back in panties….as her boss, a power move…

So here’s the result of that…photoshopped…tits perky…not bad.

Here is her ass in leggings

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Jojo posted up some day in the life type video while in quarantine the other day, I am only seeing it now, because despite the hype Jojo is getting for having huge tits, I don’t give a fuck about Jojo….

Chubby girls with big tits don’t impress me, it ispar for the fucking course, or at least it should be but I guess tits get hits and tits on a celebrity are more important tits…

I figure if anyone is going to get a career revival for having tits, it might as well be some disney / child star that was once jailbait before it disappeared a decade ago…only to slowly work her way back in finally settling on the strategy that works them tits.

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Jojo is playing with her tits with her mom…

I was never a fan of Jojo, but I was around when she was at her peak…at least in terms of having a celebrity blog like some teen girl where I’d write about tits…

The one thing I remember was that her mom was a cleaning lady in Boston, or wherever they are from, and they broke out of that working class lifestyle thanks to selling the daughter off to the industry…

Not much has changed on my end, 15 years in the life of a loser means very little happens. I’m still a fat degenerate impotent loser with a shitty fat wife and a shitty exsitence…that “works for me” cuz at least I’m not homeless…

BUT A LOT has changed for Jojo….she fell off the map, dated a series of black dudes she probably supported and in the last 3 years decided to revisit social media..where she slowly gets more and more slutty knowing that people respond better to the more and more slutty…

So this is just another step in the right direction of the big tits, and I guess it’s better than her alternate reality of being a stripper living in a one room pay by the week motel that her mom cleans in exchange for the room….

She was a future ghetto white trash meth addict who sucks dick on paper, but luckily mainstream media moved in so now all she does in terms of sex work is rubs her titt

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