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2020

27

Mar

Jojo’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Jojo has her mom produce her smut, because I guess they live together or are social distancing in quarantine together, and her mom snapped off this butt shot that Jojo is calling thirst trapping thanks to her reposting of it.

I don’t know if you’re excited by Jojo or her thickness, I mean I didn’t give a fuck about her when she was famous, she was average and dull and Lohan was more interesting, but she’s grown into herself…as she tries to find her corner of the celebrity world where she can ride off that childhood success she had.

I know that you’re out there with your incest fetishes, porn has made you go into the Taboos because you’ve jerked off to standard porn for too long and you had to level up, so seeing a mom taking a butt shot of her baby girl seems exciting.

What you are forgetting is that Jojo’s mom was a cleaning lady before she realized selling her kid to the industry would get them rich, back when Jojo was just a child, so whoring Jojo out has been a constant for both their lives….why would it stop now? They’ve got a second wind and mom knows whoring best…so keep up the good work….next time…let’s try this pants off.

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2020

16

Mar

Jojo Touching Herself of the Day

Jojo Rubbing Her Body in Bed

Jojo is out here in the biggest fucking pair of panties ever. It’s like she just got a sex change and she’s trying to not set off the stitches getting snagged on some sexier panties, only she probably hasn’t had a sex change, maybe it’s just her period or maybe she’s like Sarah Hyland and Selena Gomez, a child star who got her kidneys banged out of her while trying to get famous for their parents.

Who fucking knows, but basically all girls are strippers, they just have different names for being strippers, because they look down on strippers, because girls are typically cunts…who like to be better or convince themselves that they are better than the other cunts, yet they are all the fucking same…thank god for that…

But that doesn’t deal with the issue at hand what’s with this monster sized panties, girls wear shorts sluttier than this…fuck Jojo…figure it out….did she get a hysterectomy? I don’t get it.

It’s like so slutty, pulled back and ruined with a silly prop like massive grandpa underwear.

Jojo Erotica
Jojo Erotica Spread Legs

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2020

13

Mar

Jojo Panty Flash of the Day

Jojo is out of control. You exploit a child and turn her into a star at a young age, only for her to disappear for 5-10 years at around 18 or 19 years old with her pile of money, but not to be forgotten by the perverts who loved her in her prime celebrity, except the ones still mad she fucked black guys back then. I remember her having at least one black boyfriend who she basically ran off with and probably financed.

It was a funny era where dudes could be mad about that and weren’t on reddit trying to recruit black cock to fuck their wives like they are today, but unfortunately for her, she has been forgotten by the majority of the industry, but has found her niche on social media where she posts up consistent titty pics, and titty rubbing pics, cuz she’s got tits.

I like what Jojo is up to, now more than ever, but I didn’t think she was anything special when she was trending a decade ago. So keep up the good work and show me more titty!

Jojo Basic Instinct Panty FlashJojo Basic Instinct Panty Flash

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2020

10

Mar

Jojo Covered in Mud of the Day

Jojo Covered in Mud

Jojo is a little ambitious with her “Self Care” Health and Wellness Instagram Trendy Treatments.

It is the “Everyone is a guru” or a mentor or an influencer, whether with business and success using get rich schemes to lure idiots into learning the very same get rich schemes they just bought into to make another motherfucker rich, or with Health and Wellness…it’s fucking nuts.

Health has become trendy. Everyone is getting on an every trend that is marketed or positioned as healthy. From KETO diets, to Crossfit, to Supplements, to Collagen, to Celery Juice….to Micro Nutrients, or Plant Based diets…IT IS NON STOP.

Then there’s the whole breathing exercises, cold baths, other treatments, vampire facials, lymphatic massages, coffee enemas…it doesn’t fucking end.

So here’s JOJO buying into EVERY fucking treatment at the spa….she got cuppings, massages, mud baths….and all this other shit that probably does nothing….

But it got her in a skimpy outfit looking she got shat on by a bunch of Rich guys in dubai financing her, and that’s hot enough for me to endorse.



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2020

18

Feb

Jojo Slutty Selfie of the Day

Jojo Slutty Selfie

Jojo Gone Racy….with this implied nudity…strategic mirror selfie that I fucking hate.

If a girl you were trying to sext sent this to you….you’d be mad at the cocktease…it’s not cheeky or cute or funny…it’s straight up rude. The kind of move that would make you find out where she lived using your dating app geo-locator to teach her a lesson in ROMANCE….or maybe a block and delete cuz you know she’s just fucking mocking you and leading you on and not trying to be cute. I’m onto you bitch.

Since the cocktease is from a former child star who still exists because the damage from being a child star hasn’t made her kill herself like she was Demi Lovato…one that you may have been attracted to at some point in her career before she disappeared because you are weird….but that I never really fucked with or paid attention to because I just didn’t find her hot.

But all these years later, I am forced to ask myself important questions about Jojo like “has she always been this busty”…..you know life changing shit that I am sure google can answer for me, but I’d rather hear it from you.

Here she is in the gym.
Jojo Gym Flex

Here she is….doing who fucking cares…

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2020

17

Jan

Jojo Doing Splits on the Pole of the Day

Jojo is taking pole dancing class as an insurance policy since she’s running out of that Disney Child Star money and her comeback tour hasn’t been received as well as all the other child stars from her generation who are still able to mooch off the industry because they didn’t tap out of the industry and basically disappear from the industry for a decade only to come back to it….

I always found the appeal of Pole Dancing to moms and 30 year olds who don’t strip or ever want to strip weird.

I am generally turned off by any girl who takes pole dancing class because it’s just appropriation of actual strippers. More important they never show their pussies, so why are they doing it….for fitness? Take a fucking spin class…you don’t need to wear heels and booty shorts to SPIN….you are just a suburban bored slut who wants to be half naked for fitness because deep down all women want to be porn stars…they want to be jacked off to…that’s just coded into their DNA…which I guess doesn’t make it that bad, I should encourage it, not be mad at it….but the average pole dance class customer is someone who you usually understand why they are in pole dance class to be sexy…you know because they are so not sexy….

Here’s Jojo…and her insurance policy..always an earner once she masters this…and with her big tits, her taste of celebrity, it’s hardly as bad as when your mom’s doing it.

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2020

09

Jan

Jojo Fitness Erotica of the Day

Jojo Fitness Stripper Erotica

Jojo is still stripping….and lifting and trying to get fit cuz she’s probably out of her Disney Kid money from 10 years ago and this whole comeback tour thing has only worked when she shows off how big her tits are….stripping…the logical thing to train for…like a survivalist filling up his bunker with rice and canned goods….or the homeowner who buys an RV…the insurance policy that you’ll be ok when it all fucking fails.

I didn’t jerk off to Jojo then, I don’t jerk off to her now, but I like how her tits developed, far better than her career developed. Seriously.

Jojo Fitness Stripper Erotica

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2019

30

Dec

Jojo Is Becoming a Stripper of the Day

Jojo Becoming a Stripper

Jojo was a popular child star many fucking years ago…and like all child stars she has probably experienced all kinds of trauma from being sold for personal gain…and that’s ok…it makes for some entertaining breakdowns filled with delusions….it is like DADDY ISSUES but on CRACK because there is more money involved in the whole feeling inadequate and supporting your entire fucking family despite being 15.

ANYWAY….she tapped out for a while, no one cared or knew where she went, only to resurface on social media, where I get the vibe she still puts on shows and all that, but I could be wrong, I don’t pay that much attention to much beyond her massive tits I don’t remember her having when she was doing that whole DISNEY-LIKE thing…because she was over 18 when she disappeared…

Well, the celebrity life isn’t so bad because you make stupid money for very little work, so I guess that itch came back harder than a bout of herpes she got from a Network exec when she was first getting hired….so here she is…consistently posting semi-slutty content that may eventually become hardcore porn as it has happened to so many girls before her…you know because everything is basically porn right now, so why the fuck not.

All this to say, I don’t mind her one bit.

Jojo Becoming a StripperJojo Becoming a Stripper

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2019

20

Dec

JOJO Got HUGE TITTIES of the Day

JOJO is living the American dream, or maybe her mom, who can see in the background is living the American dream, because from what I remember, and I don’t remember much, I actually forget everything…except dumb shit like Jojo’s upbringing before she was sold to Disney and before she had a couple years being a famous underage talent that I don’t remember because I like to “card” my celebrity titties before really diving in and appreciating them…not that she had celebrity titties like this at the time…this just sort of appeared the last few years she’s been making her comeback and riding that fame…

BUT….what I was saying is that her mom, who is in the pic starting at her daughter showing off the tits, like some kind of stripper….was a CLEANING LADY before they struck gold with Jojo…and based on her mom’s hair…we can assume they are still riding those glory days…and bitch ain’t cleaning houses no more…

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2019

09

Dec

Jojo’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

Jojo posted up this BOLD underwear or bathing suit, I’m not quite sure what this outfit is, maybe a leotard? or a SPANX to keep her sucked in, but I’m seeing a full ass shot in the mirror and that’s all that really matters….

Jojo loves to post these BOLD underwear or bathing suit…sexualized pics of herself, despite her fan base being 90 percent gay dudes, at least the people who go to her concerts….while I guess there’s a large percentage of her audience that are perverts who remember her from her past…as past where she probably was sexualized by everyone involved, it was a different era, not too long ago, but these people weren’t held accountable for their creepy behavior towards young women…which I guess taught her lessons in marketing and in what men want because she consistently brings it…if this is bringing it..I think it’s bringing it…even if I think a career in porn would have been really bringing it the way she was manipulated into being very capable of doing…but instead she does whatever it is she does…which involves this.

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