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2021

01

Feb

Jojo Got Them Tits On of the Day

Jojo cleavage

I don’t know if the highlight of 2020 was being reminded of just how idiotic the general population of followers is….you know just believe what you are told because you have a weak mind and can’t explore the ideas…when it’s just easier to do what you are told…I mean that’s what the whole school system programmed people to do…then there’s all that pop culture marketing efforts to get people to buy into shitty action movies, shitty pop music, support shitty brands while pretending to care about things like the environment or black lives. or who fucking cares you’re all puppets..

So I don’t know if the highlight of 2020 was seeing that in ways we have never seen before….

OR if the highlight of 2020 was discoering JOJO had tits after she flashed them and decided to be a lingerie model for Rihanna…

Maybe neither were highlights of 2020, they just sort of happened, well Jojo’s still got the tits and you’re all still idiots…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2021

22

Jan

Jojo Come Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Jojo Boot

The only interesting advancement in JOJO’s career over the last 2 years is that we’ve figured out that she’s got big tits, that she likes to fuck, that she lost her virginity when she was young, probably after being sold to the industry where she did the whole child star thing, before disappearing with her pile of money…only to come back with tits she was ready to show off for hits…knowing that Nostalgia and the fact that she was previously famous would help get those needed views to make all her adult dreams come true…

She flashed her tits in an IG LIVE, ended up doing lingerie modeling for Rihanna’s lingerie brand, probably because Rihanna grew up watching her on her cathode ray tube television in her shanty in Barbados when planning on becoming a billionaire in America….a story that will never make sense to me…

So really, Jojo showing her fuck me boot, is hardly as hardcore as it should be, but the problem with all this instagram fetish shit, is that none of these bitches, who are all dirty enough to put their assholes out there, are putting their assholes out there.

There will be a time when all the mainstream girls doing porn, will still be allowed to do mainstream, rather than the industry finding new wholeseome talent that doesn’t sell nudes, but we’re not there yet, but that doesn’t mean that in the near future, Jojo won’t be selling nudes, she’s just not right now…and instead giving us this boot bullshit.

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2020

18

Dec

Jojo Christmas Side Boob of the Day

Jojo had what I would call her breakout year, at least in terms of masturbation purposes, because we discovered that the child star who wasn’t hot as a child star to anyone unless they were only in it because she was underage as those dudes exist you’re probably one of them….

But yeah, she came back a few years ago on instagram, but it wasn’t until this year that she decided to be like other girls on instagram and showcase her big tits…

So from a titty flash “wardrobe malfunction”….that was staged for attention in an IG LIVE and that went viral, to all of a sudden being this white trash from New Hampshire or some shit, who had an otherwise “whatever’ body was born…it’s basically the BABY JESUS STORY but with tits…

Since then, she’s landed a campaign promoting Rihanna’s lingerie and her tits, because she’s got tits…and like any other smart clickbaiter, she’s got a Xmas album now…an easy thing to do…because EVERYONE loves Christmas nd the best way to promote it is with those tits..



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2020

25

Nov

Jojo the Lingerie Model Boy of the Day

Jojo fucking loves that she’s officially a lingerie model thanks to her fan Rihanna, because for the longest time Jojo barely existed. She came out strong when she was around 18 years old after her cleaning lady mom sold her to the industry, she had a few hits, chased in then fucked off until instagram brought her back into our lives…there was definitely a 5-10 year hiatus between her last movie/music performance and showing her tits to all her fans on the regular, you know, since they are big tits that you probably had no idea she even had before she decided to basically shove them down your virtual throat that was unfortunately not your real through, since big tits are fuck to suck on, it’d be better, like most things sex, if it wasn’t virtual…but sometimes, when you’re a pathetic loser in a pandemic, virutal is all you’ve got….

I don’t need to give you the Jojo backstory, I post this bitch often enough for me to just say “Jojo is still loving the life as a lingerie ambassador, getting paid to show her big tits for a big brand that allows for her to continue to exist in this world of so many sluts”….

These are her holiday lingerie pics, likely photoshopped, but who isn’t and they are looking pretty good to me.

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2020

19

Oct

Jojo in Some Lingerie of the Day

There is no one more hyped than Jojo about being that lingerie model than Jojo is…

She has recently or finally fallen off tht “craving that relevance” cliff we call irrelevance…because she’s finally found that relevance she once had as a child star with the help of having huge tits and Rihanna….maybe the only DVD in Barbados was a Jojo movie…..making her the biggest star there…who knows….

Prior to this stint with her tits as a lingerie model for Rihanna, Jojo was still on the up and up, finding her place, getting back on track with her fans…but not quite there….After what must be a decade of being in hiding, maybe she bought a bunker with that child star money she to head back out on IG….making music…performing at night clubs and malls like she was 12 again….but only has this SAVAGE by Fenty thing done the right type of content with her, showcasing things we didn’t know about her…that we’re glad to know about her…cuz her tits are huge, she’s half naked, the panties may be see through and Jojo’s looking hot.

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2020

17

Sep

Jojo Downward Dog of the Day

Jojo is loving her new found sex appeal, attention grabbing tits, position in the world as she builds off of her earlier very public career as a kid sold off to the industry, that has turned into lingerie modelling for Rihanna, showing off that she has massive tits on her own, and doing things like YOGA poses in public so that the world can see her flexibility in positions that could also be used in sex…

The point is, Jojo has found her sex appeal, likes the attention from it, and is running with it, and we’re not too fat to keep up with that run, because her version of running is posting slutty content on the internet. The right kind of run….none of that up at 5 am shit you see in the local park when you’re finishing your last beer of the night…those over achieving fucks.

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2020

16

Sep

Jojo is not Protesting Facebook of the Day

Jojo is not protesting facebook like the other idiot celebs, I think she realizes she owes her whole revival to facebook, because it allowed her to flash her tits and remind us or inform us that she’s got these big tits..without social media, she’d be a dried up cum shot in the corner of your room from the past….but instead she keeps bringing it…

Anyway, she’s clearly not fighting the hate on social media that the other celebs are fighting for their weird Hollywood agenda, possibly because she’s too into herself to care about issues, or maybe she knows her place, that her voice like all other voices is out of touch and irrelevant, and save the protests for other idiots, because we don’t matter and focus on just trying to have a good time….

Her caption to this wasn’t very inclusive, as she tries to categorize a subgroup of people based on her dumb dances…..who is she to decide what type of person these 4 approaches represent…YOGI. B- GIRL. HYPE MAN. DIVA…..don’t project your ideals on us Jojo…but do project your titties on us.

Here’s Jojo’s mom who at one time sold her to the industry being weird…

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2020

10

Sep

Jojo in Her Panties Again of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, no one is more hyped than Jojo is that she is now an official “underwear” model, thanks to the good people at Rihanna’s underwear label, that cast her as an ambassador.

I like to assume that it is in part because no one even remembers Jojo from when she was the “jailbait’ being marketed to the masses as the “hot young actress” around the time of her 18th birthday, the pervert Hollywood Industry that pretends to be wholesome and Idyllic do that often around the 18th birthday parties….

But it is mainly because like all girls, Jojo, a natural performer thanks to being sold to the industry by her mom they angled as a “cleaning” lady in New Hampshire before the sheer talent of her daughter got noticed, because that’s always how it happens, especially in pre-internet times….but yeah, because all girls, especially those with tits, love showing off their tits, like they are an accomplishment and best friend, since all the dudes they fuck are so hyped on the tits and all the dudes who want to get with the chick, or who sex with the chick, are all hyped on the tits, so it must only be natural for these people to show off their tits…

Nothing wrong with that, it makes otherwise unmemorable has beens substantially more appealing as they take on their second attempt at celebrity, some revival that may or may not work, even if it isn’t recast with black/asian players…which pandering hollywood seems to be more into….despite the average person not fucking caring about any of that…

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2020

08

Sep

Jojo Continues the Lingerie Pics of the Day

No one loves this Savage x Fenty collaboration more than Jojo. It seems like she’s so pumped to get half naked, maybe it is every girl’s dream to be told she’s good enough to be a lingerie model, even in this era of the barrier of entry isn’t so high, they pretty much let everyone model lingerie, even dudes…and not trans dudes…actual dudes…because the world doesn’t make sense.

Luckily, Jojo has these big tits to justify the campaign, you know as a popstar who was sold to the industry young, sexualized, spat out and off the radar for a long ass time, only to return with her tits we didn’t even know she had to re-sexualize them in a different format, capturing the attention of Rihanna and creating this masterful collboration she gets paid to show them tits..

I guess no one loves this Savage x Fenty collaboration more than Jojo, except for some of her creeper fans, because you know you do….creeper

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2020

21

Aug

Jojo With the Tits Out of the Day

I don’t think anyone likes Jojo being a brand ambassador or lingerie model more than Jojo herself…

There was a build up to her comeback, that has been ongoing for at least a few years now, and that build up exponentially improved when she realized “I should use these fat tits to get more attention”….and within months of flashing her full tits, you know to get people INTO what she’s actually about, then hopefully they’ll listen to her songs accidentally while looking at tits…





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