Jojo is loving her new found sex appeal, attention grabbing tits, position in the world as she builds off of her earlier very public career as a kid sold off to the industry, that has turned into lingerie modelling for Rihanna, showing off that she has massive tits on her own, and doing things like YOGA poses in public so that the world can see her flexibility in positions that could also be used in sex…

The point is, Jojo has found her sex appeal, likes the attention from it, and is running with it, and we’re not too fat to keep up with that run, because her version of running is posting slutty content on the internet. The right kind of run….none of that up at 5 am shit you see in the local park when you’re finishing your last beer of the night…those over achieving fucks.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, no one is more hyped than Jojo is that she is now an official “underwear” model, thanks to the good people at Rihanna’s underwear label, that cast her as an ambassador.

I like to assume that it is in part because no one even remembers Jojo from when she was the “jailbait’ being marketed to the masses as the “hot young actress” around the time of her 18th birthday, the pervert Hollywood Industry that pretends to be wholesome and Idyllic do that often around the 18th birthday parties….

But it is mainly because like all girls, Jojo, a natural performer thanks to being sold to the industry by her mom they angled as a “cleaning” lady in New Hampshire before the sheer talent of her daughter got noticed, because that’s always how it happens, especially in pre-internet times….but yeah, because all girls, especially those with tits, love showing off their tits, like they are an accomplishment and best friend, since all the dudes they fuck are so hyped on the tits and all the dudes who want to get with the chick, or who sex with the chick, are all hyped on the tits, so it must only be natural for these people to show off their tits…

Nothing wrong with that, it makes otherwise unmemorable has beens substantially more appealing as they take on their second attempt at celebrity, some revival that may or may not work, even if it isn’t recast with black/asian players…which pandering hollywood seems to be more into….despite the average person not fucking caring about any of that…

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No one loves this Savage x Fenty collaboration more than Jojo. It seems like she’s so pumped to get half naked, maybe it is every girl’s dream to be told she’s good enough to be a lingerie model, even in this era of the barrier of entry isn’t so high, they pretty much let everyone model lingerie, even dudes…and not trans dudes…actual dudes…because the world doesn’t make sense.

Luckily, Jojo has these big tits to justify the campaign, you know as a popstar who was sold to the industry young, sexualized, spat out and off the radar for a long ass time, only to return with her tits we didn’t even know she had to re-sexualize them in a different format, capturing the attention of Rihanna and creating this masterful collboration she gets paid to show them tits..

I guess no one loves this Savage x Fenty collaboration more than Jojo, except for some of her creeper fans, because you know you do….creeper

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I don’t think anyone likes Jojo being a brand ambassador or lingerie model more than Jojo herself…

There was a build up to her comeback, that has been ongoing for at least a few years now, and that build up exponentially improved when she realized “I should use these fat tits to get more attention”….and within months of flashing her full tits, you know to get people INTO what she’s actually about, then hopefully they’ll listen to her songs accidentally while looking at tits…

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I don’t know if I’ve posted these pics of Jojo in her underwear of Rihanna, because Rihanna is some kind of sexual predator who pays girls to get into her panties, under the guise of it being part of a marketing campaign, but the idea that Jojo is selling panties to the fans is a bit of a stretch, however, she was a traditionally famous underage sold to the industry kind of girl before crawling back into the lives of her fans via social media…a second life to her career before the age of 30…

The only revelation that we’ve really had in her quest to get where she’s trying to go is that she’s got massive fat tits, which as you know are fun to look out and a totally redeeming quality for someone who turned her back on the fans and the perverts at what was arguably her early 20s prime…

The move into lingerie model is a weird one that I don’t mind staring at….so there’s that.

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JoJo has taken a great new direction with her career that most people forgot she ever had because new jailbait sold to the industry turned 18 and replaced her tom boy ass, becaue my memory of her was that of a tom boy that got far too much praise from the desperate loser nerds.

That new direction is get as slutty as possible because it converts because being a half naked on the internet is what the internet is about and for an attention whore trying to relive the glory days of when celebrity mattered, it’s the best route to take, especially when you got the tits like Jojo….

If anything the fact that she’s Jojo, is just a bonus marketing hook, the same way having a celebrity parent is, for the nudie shit they post on social media, you know to give it more reach….but I can assure you that no one is sitting here waiting for Jojo to drop a new song, they’re here waiting for her to drop her damn top again…she flashed us on an IG live, it was obviously intentional, I’d link it but that takes work….

So when she realized that it was time to use her big tits to get likes and follows, pretty pretty basic tactics, but one that doesn’t come so quickly to people who think they are legit and who were taught that was slutty and low level tactics, she got better.

Even Rihanna, who may have grown up watching her on the oil drum TV she had in her shanty, only to give back to the girl and make a lingerie model out of here….because that’s what Jojo is up to here….promoting Rihanna’s lingerie brand…while promoting her big tits….and from this thirsty angle…she’s looking good.

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