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2011

23

Feb

Karissa Shannon Whores Out in Leggings of the Day

Karissa Shannon and her twin who doesn’t matter because she was just her sidekick she used to get noticed before taking her career by the reigns of being irrelevant by releasing a sex tape with a black dude and staging endless paparazzi shots cuz I guess getting on blogs gets her off…or maybe because she thinks it is actually working for her…and that more and more fame is coming her way…especially now that no one even knows her sisters name…other than the novelty act that got them into Playboy…something all twins try to break free from when coming up and becoming their own person…especially when the other sister is the more secure one cuz daddy always said he loved her in the trailer park late at night when he was drunk and thought no one else was listening, especailly not Karissa, who clearly developed a complex.

This is not a psych lesson. this is about twin ass in leggings so look at it in the leggings cuz it’s awesome…especially compared to their white trash faces….

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2011

17

Feb

Karissa Shannon Successfully Bottom Feeds of the Day


No, I’m not talking on her black boyfriend/pimp’s asshole…I’m talking in these pics…some staged pictures of Karissa Shannon changing her tire in what looks like a bra…cuz the obvious bottom feeding for attention attempt is a good and as creative as this little slut can get…she knows that doing anything in a bra when she’s paid off the paparazzi is gonna end up getting talked about.

She’s already done the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape …She’s already done Playboy…She’s pretty much done all she can…and is still fucking no where…

It’s obvious, but for some reason, I like watching it, I guess this poor gutter trash from a trailer park trying her hardest is endearing as much as it is fucking pathetic.

This is the only thing good about Hollywood…you know the hustle it makes people take to try to be part of their elite club…cuz so many sluts are created to live out their dreams…Amazing…

The only thing that would have made these pictures better would be if she was having her period in her white pants…Here’s the bottom feed….


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2010

29

Dec

Karissa and Kristina Shannon Pole Dance in Somewhere of the Day

I feel like I may be the official Karissa Shannon Fan Club website….

I post about this bitch always and I don’t even find her interesting….Sure her sex tape that featured her getting rocked hard by a black actor turned drug dealer was alright…but I’m sure it was nothing like how her dad used to stick it to her and her twin sister when they were growing up and learning how to strip at a young age to pay for daddy’s beer….you know how it is in white trash homes.

Here was her exclusive sex tape clip Vivid sent me years ago…..

If anything I barely find her hot…She is just typical, obvious and boring…it just worked cuz she was willing to get naked and had a twin sister who was also willing to get naked….and the whole attempt to get famous like she was Kim Kardashian with a black man sex tape was an alright hustle, if maybe she wasn’t already a stripping, Playboy, getting naked for money attention seeker prior to her officially fucking on camera…

Here she is in some Sofia Coppolla movie called Somewhere that I should be getting paid to promote, but I am not….making some mainstream crossover with her sister…thanks to Heff….which must be exciting for her considering her future is going to filled with throat fucking bootleg midget porn…cuz that’s just what happes at rock bottom…I wonder how much character research she had to do for this one….I mean since she was just playing her stripping whore self…and when it comes to stripping, I never complaining..


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2010

27

Dec

Karissa Shannon’s White Trash Bottom Feeding Ass in Clothes of the Day

I don’t see why anyone would bother looking at pictures of Karissa Shannon in her clothes when you can just watch her Sex Tape….

It’s like this bitch doesn’t fucking exist when she’s walking around like a normal person, cuz all that matters and all that she’s accomplished is that she fucked a colored dude on camera, packaged it and sold it.

She’s beyond useless, despite getting naked and fucking on camera actually being useful in so many way, just not for any self-respecting woman, which in so many ways makes her even more useful…

I am not sure what I am getting at, but I think it has to do with the fact that I don’t really get why I am posting this, when I can just slip in the DVD like you want to slip into her, unfortuanately, I don’t own a TV….not that it matters, I figure if I really want to watch porn, I’ll deal with real pornstars, not nude models trying to advance their useless cunt careers, a strategy that worked out awesome for this idiot…since we all expected this to be the only way her nude model career to go, except maybe her…

Who cares…here’s her trailer trash lookin’ slut ass that will one day end up in the welfare line…cuz you’re into that shit…

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2010

26

Oct

Karissa Shannon’s Bloated Trashy Porn Tits of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that with the launch of the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Karissa Shannon has gone to shit…

I don’t know if this is coke bloat, or meth bloat, or fried chicken cuz the man manipulating her to further his career is black bloat, I just know it’s some kind of bloat that is seriously unattractive bloat….

Shit that makes me happy that her sex tape dropped before she turned into a mother of 5 kids with different dads at the trailer park trying to make ends meet giving handjobs…

This is supposed to happen to gutter Playboy trash when she realizes all she was good for was her pussy and Playboy was her beak….you know a few years down the line, not when she’s at her prime, releasing sex tapes to be the next Kim Kardashian without the team in place to be the next Kim Kardashian, putting all trust into this drug dealer…pretty much taking more of a shot in the dark or a shot from a dark cuz she had no father….assuming that it’ll all work out….She’s a moron and I don’t really care…I just think this is funny…

Luckily some other bitch named Vienna Giradi brought out her tits…..to try to make the whole thing easier to stomach….

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2010

21

Oct

Karissa Shannon’s Messy Tits of the Day

When my site crashed on Saturday…and was semi restored on Sunday…my three readers and myself were forced to stare at the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape post. I didn’t know what to do with myself, so I watched it over and over and over and over again..it was like she was my own personal savior, because shit coulda been stuck on this ….

SO I feel like I have some one-sided bond with her that she doesn’t know about…I also feel like the first person happy to see anything to do with Karissa Shannon, especially about her black on blonde publicity stunt to get famous, without the intelligence to make it work…

Seriously, she’s on the Heidi and Spencer retard noise makers who don’t realize that they’ve made it this far, they might as well use that as a stepping stone and do something huge….like they were Kim Kardashian’s ass…but instead just clown around like this…and burry there slim chances of making something more than just a joke out of themselves…


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2010

04

Oct

Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Is Finally Released of the Day

Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape has been Fully Released!!!

Hugh Hefner’s bunny has been naughty and instead of taking it up the ass from his 90 year old cock, she’s moved on from Playboy to release her very own sex tape… “Karissa Shannon Superstar”

I guess this in hopes of bigger things….like she was in the Kim Kardashian school of getting famous…depite the fact she already peaked with Playboy and there’s no where else for this trashy idiot to go but down….and unfortunately for you racists, her going down is on some trying to be famous nobody actor…who is black…

I’m not complaining……cuz I like watching girls fuck…I like seeing them so starved for fame that they’d do this to themselves…it takes a special kind of girl to be this attention starved…the kind of girl I like watching have sex…even if they were already getting naked before fucking on camera…

All this to say, I just wonder where she gets cummed on…

Go HERE to see the whole video…..

Here was the exclusive preview we stole from VIVID…..filled with rough sex….

If you’re as into celeb sex tapes as me and want to see the whole thing…then:

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2010

24

Sep

Karissa Shannon’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Yesterday, I got the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape preview….and now I’ve got a huge interest in this bitch, even though I couldn’t stand her low level shit a few weeks ago, but that’s because I saw the way she got man handled…..

Either way, Karissa Shannon went out with her handler last night and soon enough you’ll be able to see this ass get fucked by the black guy using her to get ahead. Shit worked for Kim Kardashian, so I figure it may work for her too, depending on whether she’s just an idiot, as I suspect she is, or if she’s got an actual plan.

See no one really gives a fuck about her now, we’ve all seen her naked, so when she’s not naked she’s officially irrelevant, cuz we can just google her to see her naked, so seeing her fuck isn’t really any different than her whore behavior, it is just natural progression of a porn chick, but seeing her get fucked by a negro brings the whole thing up to another amazing level, even if you hate blacks on whites in porn as so many people have emailed me already saying….it is still fucking awesome to watch…

I’m starting to get excited about this shit, but then again, I got nothing else going on. That is why this site is now the unofficial Karissa Shannon Slut fan club…..Send in 20 dollars for your free badge and membership package….

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2010

23

Sep

Karissa Shannon Superstar Sex Tape Exclusive of the Day

Karissa Shannon Superstar is right….This clip is fucking amazing….and I can’t wait to see the whole video…which is out next week….LEGENDARY….loving seeing her get her whore hair pulled…genius….

I managed to convince my friend at Vivid to send me a clip from the Karissa Shannon Superstar sex tape….We’ve already seen some of the black on blonde, light bondage, natural lookin’ Playboy body unphotoshopped in these ScreenShots….but I always prefer seeing the real video…

Celebrity Sex Tapes is really what I live for. It is a big reason I have this site. I remember seeing the Pam and Tommy video many years ago and thinking that seeing a bitch from TV fucking is just a genius concept, even if she is just a slut, because now everyone knows she’s one….

It is one of those she has money, she has fame, she doesn’t need to waste her time letting the world see her fuck, but I’m fucking glad she did…and I am sure the inspiration behind this tape, Kim Kardashian feels the same fucking way, there is no way she can say she didn’t want to fuck on camera or have the world see a dick inside her, and there’s no way she’s regretting that shit cuz now she’s the biggest fucking ass, tits and thing in Hollywood….a real fucking money maker…when she’s nothing but a pornstar with strategy and a good PR team….

I don’t know much about this Karissa Shannon bitch, I just know that she’s obviously the uglier of the twins, because the ugly twin is always the insecure twin who does bad things to stand out from the other twin they secretly hate.

I don’t know how they ended up in Playboy, but some sources tell me because they let Hef fuck them up the ass, becasue they were just trashy enough, with fake blonde hair and a novelty that they were twins, young and willing to get through the process…..and who really cares, Playboy fucking sucks, it is dying along with Hef, it is boring and it takes these porn looking chicks and gives them the taste of getting naked, when really they shoulda just started out in porn…

But I guess if they started out in porn, I would have nothing to get excited about, because this sex tape wouldn’t mean shit and it is really all I have going on right now…

It may be desperate, it may be bottom feeding, but it is young pussy getting railed by black cock, and in this Hip Hop era, I see nothing wrong with any of this…even if this Sam Jones III actor turned drug dealer turned attempted rapper and record exec is exploiting this bitch to get himself ahead…shit’s still worth watching…cuz dumb whores even when being used is just as hot as them using themselves to get ahead…

Just remember that after all this hype about her the last month, she still only has 17,000 twitter followers, her’s got 5,800 meaning this Sex Tape may be their only hope…but the good news is that it is still a sex tape, and that’s good enough for me…

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2010

21

Sep

Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape Preview Pics of the Day

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Here are some pictures released from the Karissa Shannon Superstar Sex Tape.

I have a friend who works at Vivid and he has seen the Karissa Shannon sex tape. It is supposed to be very fucking kinky. He wouldn’t go into too many details, but figure that the bitch was already getting naked to get ahead, and fucking her boyfriend on camera is just one step away from that, so I can only assume it’s worth watching….

I am glad that she realized her self-wroth and took the next logical step for her. She’s one of those easy to convince pussies, who are good to get working for you, especially when you’re her manager and make 20 percent of her money, all because you pretend she’s your girlfriend…

That’s not to say her blackboyfriend came up with this, but I’m thinking he did, cuz I’ve heard this bitch talk and she’s about as smart as a you’d expect….

But who really cares about her intelligence, she’s a young, damaged pussy with baggaged and a set of natural tits getting fucked like a pornstar, pretending she’s not one, cuz whoring is her meal ticket…and there’s something very beautiful about that….

Here are some preview pics I pulled off the site. Her ass looks pretty fucking hot…I guess she is Playboy trash afterall, I’m ready to see her fucked…no matter how staged, strategic, cheesy or interracial it is…September 28th is only a week away…

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