If you’ve been wondering where Jordan Katie Price the billionaire cuz she had stupid tits at a time the blue collar working class scene in the UK was really into big tits and made her a rich and famous whore….has been hiding out…your investigation ends here…she’s gone all blue blooded, not cuz of a titty implant infection, but cuz she’s penetrated the upper crust of society, like it has penetrated her so many times to get to this point, and she was invited to a charity polo match…

Look at the way she’s rubbing her vagina all over that horse…and then that bike…and later in the locker rooms all the participants..This pig prostitute has single vagina-edly tainted the sport of polo.

I love that her shirt says “Inspire”…what a fucking joke…I mean depending on what she is trying to inspire…which I can only assume is to turn men gay…or to motivate little girls to feel inadequate and get the biggest set of fake tits they can that will in turn make them rich and famous….making them a better investment than a college degree….use your money wisely sluts in training….

I watched her sex tape the other day.. google it….she sucks. Literally and figuratively..but maybe I just hate her cuz I hate fake tits…especailly novelty sized ones that make a bitch famous…cuz it makes me comtemplate getting myself stupid fake tits, cuz I want what comes with being famous, mainly the money, but I’d never be able to save 5k, I’d rather spend it on hookers and cocaine….fun is always my downfalll…

Here’s Katie Price. Classy.

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Katie Price is a fucking joke of a person, but for some reason I am fascinated by the fact that she got famous, solely based on a set of stupid fake tits….but then I see her doing this kind of bullshit at some public pool for the paparazzi, from tattooing her 5th husband’s name onto herself, to pool dances games in hopes of finally getting that gig on Dancing with the Stars she’s been fighting for…and the whole thing is as entertaining as it is pathetic….and I guess that makes the whole thing amazing, mainly cuz she’s half naked…cuz I don’t give a fuck about the inner workings of a bitch who named herself Jordan….I’m more into staring at her clownlike, attention seeking tits…..while laughing about her retarded half black baby….but that’s just cuz I am sick in the fucking dick.

She may be old, but her titties aren’t, and that’s gotta count for something…at least that’s what she’s hoping….

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Katie Price hasn’t suffocated on her own tits yet and is apparently still trashing out in public like she matters, or like she’s important, or like she doesn’t produce retarded babies, or like she isn’t old, tired, fatter and boring without her gay husband, and people only know who she is cuz we were trying to make sense of her ridiculous implants but more importantly make sense of how they made her all that money. Is man really that easy to please? I guess so.

Either way, what a trashcan of a person…

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Katie Price may not just give birth to monsters, I’m talking to you HARVEY, but she may in fact be a monster and Harvey is just a product of her fucked up monster genetics….and not just from her smoking, drinking and doing blow during the pregnancy, or god punishing her for inter species breeding….because looking at these pictures of her, makes me laugh knowing she became a multi-millionaire off her looks and fake tits alone, it just doesn’t make any fucking sense, but then again a whore who hoes proper will prosper…say that again people, a whore who hoes proper will prosper.

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Katie Price isn’t dead…..even though she should be….

Here’s some pictures of her looking fucking ridiculous. Reminding us that she’s some trashcan piece of shit pushing 40 who could better spend her time raising her retard baby instead of acting like a fucking retard…There’s nothing hot about a bitch with stupid tits who acts like a gay man, who thinks pink flowers is glam, and who looks like this, it’s almost like she deserved the retard baby. For being the worst human possible. Karma.

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All the classy, rich, connected and exclusive people on my facebook go to the ascot races, so it is only fitting that these pictures of Katie Price aka Jordan aka the girl with the dumbest fucking tits to ever be made into a brand that trashy as fuck people in the UK eat the fuck up like she ate the fuck up the black pussy in the sex tape she released before having a black pussy of her own in the form of a handicapped baby due to punishment for being such a vile human, dressed like she was going to the races made sense…

You see, whenever I think of class….I think of Katie Price…well whenever I think of UK white trash as a class, living in their caravans craving the newest shitty product to tease their stripper daughter’s hair I think of Katie Price….so these pics make no fucking sense..

But luckily, this is Katie Price and he wholesome shit didn’t last, she’ll never let me down…with these tits….

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I probably shouldn’t take credit for the Katie Price comeback, but my life fucking sucks and I figure if I can pretend I am part of something bigger than what I am actually a part of like Katie Price’s tits, I won’t jump in front of the fucking train….

You see a few weeks ago, I hit her up telling her to stop wasting her time with her retard crack baby cuz retards can’t remember if their mom was there for them growing up and retards don’t have repressed memories that surface and if they do…we never have to really hear about them except for in a series of grunts, groans and chronic masturbation episodes…..

I told her to bring back her classy little outfits, and her subtle implants and start making appearances before she’s too old for people to care, even though she’s already too old for people to care.

I told her she’s a fucking legend in the Glamor Model world of trash…

So I just can’t contain my excitement seeing her here posing like a club kid from the 90s, cuz channelling her inner gay male on a cocktail of drugs and not just for his AIDS is something she’s amazing at….Amanda Lepour step the fuck back, Billionaire Katie Price is back in shameless self-promotion action and I love it.

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This just in…Katie Price is still alive and trashy….

Just the other week I was writing her loveletters on Twitter about how she needs to lay off her retard baby and bring those retarded tits out for us to point and laugh at…she never responded…unless this is her response…making an appearance with her tits not exposed when tits are all she has to thank for the good life and all those designer clothes bags she’s carrying…even though you’d expect her to be into the discount bargain basement bin lace panties cuz they irritate her twat and remind her that it still feels….

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Katie Price is my favorite mother of a retard now that Kelly Preston’s kid is dead, and I haven’t been seeing enough of her….So when I saw these pics, I instinctively jumped at the shit….but if I actually sit down and think about it, I am amazed at how famous and successful this whore got just for a set of really big fake tits…it is the best 5000 dollars she ever spent. With a little motivation, networking, sex tapes and scandals she got off the stripclub stage and some how into the UK pop culture, because 90 percent of the UK are working class peasants who are into this look, and despite not ever letting herself get fat like most people, she’s managed to keep her figure, but she can’t really say the same for her face, that hasn’t taken to the plastic surgery quite as well as the rest of her…

Either way, here’s her tight mom body for old times…

Pics via Bauer

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