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Archive for the Katie Price Category

2010

13

Jul

Katie Price and Her New Face Show Off Her Body of the Day

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Katie Price is my favorite mother of a retard now that Kelly Preston’s kid is dead, and I haven’t been seeing enough of her….So when I saw these pics, I instinctively jumped at the shit….but if I actually sit down and think about it, I am amazed at how famous and successful this whore got just for a set of really big fake tits…it is the best 5000 dollars she ever spent. With a little motivation, networking, sex tapes and scandals she got off the stripclub stage and some how into the UK pop culture, because 90 percent of the UK are working class peasants who are into this look, and despite not ever letting herself get fat like most people, she’s managed to keep her figure, but she can’t really say the same for her face, that hasn’t taken to the plastic surgery quite as well as the rest of her…

Either way, here’s her tight mom body for old times…

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2010

20

May

Katie Price is the Trashy Entrepreneur of the Day

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I have never seen a bitch as enterprising as Katie Price. Especially for someone with such stupid fake tits. You’d think she would have just been forgotten and replaced by younger pussy with even stupider fake tits….but I guess she loves money and here she is launching another division of her empire, this time with baby clothes, cuz she’s done Horse accessories, hair accessories and a whole lot of other shit I don’t understand….not only am I confused by whoever is investing in her, but also by who the fuck is buying her crap, seriously, when I hear her name I think gutterthat belongs in the discount bin at the the seedy sexy shop with a chronic masturbating fat pig owner/operator but I guess there is a movement of trashy cunt in the UK who look up to Katie Price and see her as a someone they can relate to, because she looks like them and dresses like them but she’s all fancy like she’s fucking royalty….and I’m really just concerned about these kids she’s abducted….not to mention her choice in white pants…cuz I have seen her sex tape and that pussy is mangled..

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Posted in:Entrepreneur|Katie Price|Stupid Tits

2010

10

Mar

Katie Price Scratching Her Dirty Ass of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Katie Price scratching her ass because when you’re a dirty little whore you get itchy in your fuckholes…sometimes it’s a yeast infection, other times it’s not a proper wipe, sometimes its even just irritation from shaving, waxing, bleaching her anus, but most of the time it’s just poor fucking hygiene and wart she can tribute to being a dirty little whore who made her career being a dirty little whore…not that that’s a surprise to any of you, since we all know you gotta suck dick to afford her lavish lifestyle, and the dick it seems like she’s gonna be getting surgically applied so that she can really be a tranny, instead of just looking like one…

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Posted in:Ass|Katie Price|Scratch

2010

05

Mar

Katie Price Doesn’t Look Real of the Day

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I do not really understand what’s going on with Katie Price or these pictures of her, but I do know that whatever it is, it is scary, she looks like something you’d find in the girl’s bathroom you’re using at a gay bar you accidentally walked into because you hoped gays were horny enough to buy you drinks when you had no money or homo tendencies, but you weren’t ambitious enough to use the men’s bathroom because it is a good place to get HIV cuz everyone in there is fucking each other, while the trannies who think they are ladies no matter how much make-up or how big her fake tits are still have dick that they luckily keep tightly wrapped are less scary to be around….

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Posted in:Katie Price|Plastic|Tranny

2010

20

Jan

Katie Price and her Tired Face, Stupid Tits and Puke Dress of the Day

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Katie Price is getting old and her plastic surgery doesn’t seem like it is keeping up with the aging process no matter how hard she tries.

Sure, she still has her stupid tits that distract you from all else wrong with her, but her face looks pretty hacked up and tired, but I guess that’s what happens when your career is based on getting fucked up at parties and getting fucked in sex tapes before doing stupid photoshoot and marrying a gay dude who was under the impression you were a man because of the bulge you have in your pants….

So I guess her dress that looks like the puke covered snow outside my local bar, you know a wide variety of colors of puke you don’t really want to put in your mouth or eat, kinda the same feelings you’d have when faced with her pussy….

But we watched her come up, we might as well watch her fall and that concludes our review of short lived pathetic careers.

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Posted in:Haggard|Katie Price|old|Tired|Tits

2009

14

Dec

Katie Price and Her Tranny Tits of the Day

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I wonder how many times Katie Price pulls out the lips on her weather vagina and shapes the shit into something that looks as close to a cock and ballsack as possible, because there is no fucking way this girl doesn’t realize or that it is an accident that as the days turn into months, she turns into a fucking dude. Maybe it is just the make-up, maybe it’s just how the plastic surgery sets, like foundation on an old house, or maybe she’s on hormone therapy, cuz after Peter Andre, she realizes that her life calling, or at least her sexual preference is to fuck gay menup the ass with a huge black strap on dildos….and that she can’t live without a cock….but at least as she slowly enters manhood, she still has a pair of the stupiest fake tits to ever make a cunt with no purpose famous…and here are some pics of her trashy and dressed like the kid on welfare you’d find at K-Mart.

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Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Tits|Tranny

2009

11

Dec

Katie Price is Subtle of the Day

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Katie Price is known as a subtle bitch, so delicate, so demure in her everyday life. The kind of woman who so classy and so well put together and understated that when she gets annoyed of the paparazzi, you’d expect her to be screaming in some drunken rage, her make-up dripping off her face with a handful of her feces ready to throw at the motherfucker, before beating the fuck out of him with her platform shoe and takinga piss on the motherfucker’s face after sliding her dirty trashy panties to the side, only to get turned the fuck on and shoving his dick in her ass while jerking herself off, before leaving herpe scabs and AIDS remnants in his pubic hair…..but instead, she’s giving the finger the way you’d expect a 12 year old to give his mom the finger…unless that kid is in Katie Price’s home, where giving mom the finger takes on new meaning….and I guess all this is a glimpse into where Harvey, her retard baby, got his intelligence from..

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2009

07

Dec

Katie Price is Drunk of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Katie Price leaving a party drunk. She’s really got nothing better to do with her time than drink her life away and in her defense, you’d be self-medicating too if you were Katie Price…Hell, I’m not even Katie Price and I’m not going through some kind of transition from being some over-sexualized cartoon rendition of a fantasy woman to being a dude in a dress, but I self medicate all the fucking time. I’m not drunk right now but I would rather be, I just don’t think my stomach or liver can handle it after the latest bender I had this past weekend that I’m recovering from…as there comes a time in every drunk’s life where they have to step back and realize shitting blood isn’t healthy and it’s a life or shitting blood to death situation…and I’ve got too much to live for like a fat wife I hate, no money, no job, totally uninspired and unmotivated and too fat for pants…good times I won’t put up a fight to live another day for….or fight to keep because it is all I know…

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Posted in:Katie Price|Wasted

2009

24

Nov

Katie Price Isn’t Dressed Like a Tranny Slut of the Day

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I guess even the biggest worthless whore has to take a little time for herself and take her sex shop dress to the cleaners, forcing her to wear everyday casual clothes, that despite being ridiculously obnoxious in color, probably in efforts to hide the evidence when she pisses herself because she has no control of her bladder after years of whoring her pussy out to random things she’s inserted in the shit from dick to champagne bottles to many other things that resulted in one too Urinary Tract Infections….not that I care about this trash or seeing her dressed down and not like a worthless transexual prostitute who is down on her luck cuz she has a cold sore or herpes outbreak or botched sex change surgery that’s left her infected and only able to wear sweats like a teenage girl, I just have nothing better to talk about today….

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Posted in:Casual|Katie Price|Yellow Pants

2009

12

Nov

Some Katie Price to Make Your Day a Little More Trashy of the Day

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Katie Price is looking a little rugged. If you are the kind of dude who finds this kind of chick hot and worth jerking off to, even for nostalgic reasons because you used to love her when she first hit the scene, you not only have absolutely no taste but you are probably a homosexual in some conservative home or community that isn’t open to homosexuality, because seriously, I have seen men dressed like women who looked like they weren’t trying as hard as her to look like a chic and even looked like a more convincing woman that she does and I just don’t get it at all, not that my approval is needed to make her more money than she already scammed cuz the world is clearly filled by closet cases over compensating for their insecurity by flocking to the biggest tits they can find….

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Posted in:Katie Price|Trashy