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Archive for the Katie Price Category

2009

04

Nov

A 27 Foot Katie Price that is Gonna Be Burned of the Day

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Here is a very lovely 27 foot lifelike rendition of tranny Katie Price holding the heads of homosexuals of today and yesterday, built for the sake of burning it the fuck down in the flames, something I hope her afterlife has in store for her because there’s no way she didn’t sell her soul to the fucking devil to get where she is today…

Seriously, she’s such a stain on society whether selling her pussy to further her career, or getting the stupidest tits imaginable to further her career, or dressing up like shit to further her career, pretty much embodying everything wrong in the world today, there’s no way she’s not going to Hell….not that I believe in religion or the afterlife, but I am just saying I can’t wait to see the video of this burning the fuck to the ground, because it’s make my fantasies of her burning to the ground easier to visualize..shit is like porn to me.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:27 Foot|Bonfire|Katie Price

2009

02

Nov

Everyday is Halloween for Katie Price and Her Tits and Her Cross Dresser of the Day

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Jordan and her tranny make-up, tranny tits, tranny everything has developed a reputation for herself of a bitch who turns her men faggot, or being the bitch faggot’s marry to get more publicity for themselves, before ultimately going back to being faggot. I don’t think she has a dick, but she definitely does some serious damage, I’m thinking because her pussy is so disgusting, it makes a motherfucker never want to touch another one, or maybe she’s got a dick taped up in her stupid costumes, becuase the only group of people more outrageous than she is on the daily are drag queens at your local drag bar doing drag shoes….

So here is her in some typical Jordan costume and her boyfriend, a cage fighter who has been hit too many times in the head, or who does it because he has a deep love for rubbing up with other half naked men in little bike shorts and the whole cage fight thing is just for masturbation material, because here he is in some women’s panties and the whole thing is fucking strange….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cross Dresser|Katie Price|Tits

2009

21

Oct

Katie Price Ridiculous Book Signing of the Day

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Katie Price’s personality is just as ridiculous as her fake tits and her career, but for some reason people are still fueling her stupidity and this life that seems like a joke to an outsider like me is really pretty profitable, making me realize that maybe I should just get myself some stupid fake tits, and tight revealing clothes, cuz if it works for this tranny, it can work for pretty much anyone.

What is even more ridiculous in all this is that her cage frighting boyfriend got dressed up in drag, I guess learning from the fuckin’ best drag queen in the industry first hand for when his cage fighting career ends.

I always thought cage fighting was kinda faggy, you know two dudes in panties wrestling half naked, and I guess any dude who fucks Jordan has sexuality issues, like Peter Andre, so we probably didn’t need this proof, but here it is anyway….and I have a feeling you’ll like it, since you’re bored of girls dressed like girls and lookin for something different to jerk off to, weirdo….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alex Reid|Book|Jordan|Katie Price

2009

16

Oct

Jordan Still Has Ridiculous TIts of the Day

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I don’t know what to say about these pictures. I really can’t be bothered to talk about someone who obviously has a sickness, like a real fucking sickness and addiction for making her tits look stupider and stupider because she thinks her only worth is in her tits, because I know that those tits are all she is worth, and really Jordan could have been any whore with daddy issues and no self esteem, but instead we’re stuck with her and this looks pretty fucking ridiculous but expected from this bitch….and I guess someone out there is into this, because she keeps getting work, so if you’re out there, this one’s for you.

Pics via PacificCoastNews and Pics via Bauer and
Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

07

Oct

Katie Price Attacks the Paparazzi of the Day

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I guess dating a professional cage fighter has rubbed off on Katie Price because here are some pictures of her attacking the paparazzi with an umbrella, because I assume she doesn’t want to have her picture taken so badly that goin’ straight for the motherfucker’s throat is the rational thing to do, as her boyfriend has proven, violence does solve conflict, so lets hope the bitch pisses him off one day so she gets beat the fuck up…..
I am sure I am not the only one who thinks that she should be the last one angry about having her pic taken, she should embrace the shit and celebrate the fact that people still care about her, when she’s pretty much a nobody with big fat tits, but I guess she’s lost sight of that and has let the ego everyone around her has created take the fuck over and make her feel like she should act like a real celebrity that just can’t take being hounded anymore, when really she’s just a piece of trash so I guess this kind of behavior is expected….and funny.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Angry|Jordan|Katie Price

2009

29

Sep

Katie Price and her Fat Fake Tits of the Day

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Katie Price and her fat fake tits were out with her UFC bottom feeding cage fighting boyfriend because UFC bottom feeding fighters seem to like trashy fucking girls with sloppy pussies and cheesy fuckin’ everything, like the gutter stripper porn trash in Ed Hardy and Tap Out and the other brand of UFC clothes because I guess they are just so jacked on terstosterone that any pussy is good pussy to fuck and the sloppier the pussy the easier it is to ravage with the wrath of their mixed marital arts dick.

I try to avoid all these assholes when I go out because I know their raging testosterone doesn’t work with my kind of jokes, and that I have the ability to usually upset the wrong person and I don’t want to leave my fate in the hands of some chachi motherfucker who has spent the last year training in how to kill people, when prior to the UFC rage being all a Cachi needs for a good time, they were just using their testosterone going to the gym to get their muscles jacked before clubbing where they’d stand and flex in front of girls, or the mirror in the bathroom which was equally gay but a lot less deadly.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Katie Price|Tits

2009

21

Sep

Katie Price Jordan and Her Stupid Tits

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Katie Price is becoming a man at least it looks like she is, maybe her shoulders were always this broad and that was why Peter Andre, her gay ex-husband married her, because he figured it would put his name on the map and her tits are so unnatural it’d be like suckin’ on a beach ball and there’s nothing straight about that.

I just can’t imagine why anyone would ever want to fuck this bitch, and the only thing semi-appealing about her is that she looks like a sex doll, but unlike sex dolls she probably talks some stupid shit that would piss me off and she probably doesn’t put out, because it’s been my experience that the sluttier a girl looks the less she’s into sex, and even though she made her career off guys jerking off to her, she invested tons of money into looking the part but they just don’t get that fucking is her role in life, making her the biggest fuckin’ cocktease out there, not that she does any teasing to my cock the way she looks in these pics, but you probably like it.

Pics via Bauer and PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Butch|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

28

Aug

Katie Price is Working Out with Lame MMA Dudes of the Day

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Just when I thought Katie Price wasn’t tacky or trashy enough, pictures of her surface training with MMA type dudes in their Tapout clothes, which is pretty much the bottom feeder trailer park Ed Hardy and the shit irritates me just as much but on a different level, because all these lame gym-bo’s who train to fight are far more annoying to be stuck next to waiting for a drink at the bar than a group of clueless chachi motherfuckers, because both groups are loud, but one group gets excited watching people get their faces smashed in while suckin on their slutty girlfriend’s fake aspiring porn star tit with their friends while the other like soccer, tight pants and eating fuckin’ spaghetti with their hot girlfriend who just doesn’t rub them as well as their friend Johnny.

That’s not to say that both groups aren’t closet case homosexuals, it is just to say that one is a hell of a lot more angry and poor and instead of pumping fists to electonic music drinking bottles of Goose like the Ed Hardy crowd, the Tapout crowd is drinking beer and punching each other as hard as they can to build up their pain threshold for the day they become the fighters they aspire to be…..and I like to avoid all that shit.

Posted in:Katie Price|Working Out

2009

21

Aug

Katie Price Shows Off Her Whore Panties of the Day

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Katie Price, like a little kid who is excited he made potty for the first time, and feels the need to bring everyone in the fucking house to see his little shit floating around in the fuckin’ thing, expecting positive reinforcement from a couple asshole parents who are tired of changing fuckin’ diapers and annoying enough to celebrate the bullshit and tell everyone they know like we fuckin’ care, is showing off her panties because she’s so proud they haven’t disintergrated by the fumes of her rancid pussy, or maybe she’s showing us all her panties because she was court ordered to keep that vagina under wraps, or maybe she is showing us her panties cuz she’s tired of being called a whore, but I like to think it’s just a celebration that the things made it thru the night, when her sobriety clearly didn’t…..

Posted in:Katie Price|Panties

2009

20

Aug

Katie Price Riding a Log of the Day

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When the person working at the amusment park told Katie Price she should wait in line to ride a log, she jumped at the opportunity cuz riding wood is pretty much her favorite pass time besides getting ridiculous fake tits. When she realized it wasn’t that kind of ride, and not what she originally had in mind, she made the best of it by getting her new lover to rock her backend. I guess the beauty of having a retard baby for Jordan is that she can still fuck as much as she wants, wherever she wants, cuz the retard doesn’t know better, he’s a lot like having a pet dog….

Posted in:Katie Price|Log