Katy Perry is photoshopped in Latex….and when her skin looks clear and lovely for a change…she’s still annoying as fuck….but at least she has tits…tits that took her places she didn’t deserve to go…by taking focus away from her flaws like her dumpy ass…the fact she can’t sing or dance…and getting her on the radio making music we all hate but know the words to cuz her shit is programmed to brain wash us by the record label…I saw Josie and the Pussycats…I know how the industry works….she’s a busty pawn I can’t stand…but unfortunately…like every other dude…I’m won over by the tits…tits is all it really takes to get by and here she is in some latex.

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I don’t know why these Katy Perry Adidas ads are doing the rounds today – because the ad or a variation of it came out last August, but I guess Adidas tapped into the archive footage and released a new edit, cuz Katy Perry is popular, although sloppy, not Athletic, and wearing the enemy….a sports bra….that flattens her titties in the worst way possible, part of the reason I don’t work out, cuz when I used to go to the gym to work out and saw titties smother, suffocating, begging for air, I knew…I couldn’t sit back and take that kind of abuse or witness such crimes….so I turned to locking myself in my house and eating….a wise choice….

Anyway…her’s Katy Perry’s horrible, wrecked, vile face.

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Katy Perry is a talentless hack. She can’t sing, she can’t dance, and this video will show you just how good she is at not being able to act.

She just milks bullshit pop that is heavily marketed to idiots, tapping into her personal life enough to make people really feel her….what garbage……

So in the video, she loses her shit, joins the marines, She bandages down her tits, she cuts off her hair, she flashes some underwear, she goes to bootcamp, because that’s the totally normal, stable thing a bitch does when her dude cheats on her…..

I didn’t make it to the end, but home this crazy psycho bitch dies in some military friendly fire, from her own gun.

Seriously, Imagine you found out some bitch you cheated on lost her shit and joined the maries, it kinda makes me feel uneasy….especially when you factor in that she’s ugly.

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There is one good thing about Katy Perry. The is the only good thing about Katy Perry….I mean unless you are suffering from the recession like Jessica Simpson’s baby daddy, and her 45 million dollars a year salary inspires you to want to fuck her, I mean truth be told, her vagina is enough to inspire me to fuck her, but it would be a very angry and hateful fuck…cuz she makes me angry and hateful, fuck…leaving her er bruised and degraded…with no self esteem just questions of what just happened to her….we call that Hit It to Hit It…if you know what I mean.

Yes. I’m a genius. Thanks for stopping by.

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So I don’t have the rights to show you the picture of Katy Perry in this ill advised granny panty under a see through dress outfit that I can only assume she came up with herself…since she has the worst fucking style imaginable…..but based on her sloppy from the waist down body…..she’s gotta Kim Kardashian the shit and hide it, strap it down, with all her fucking power….not flaunt it as a billboard explaining why Russell Brand divorced her..I mean there is only so much sloppy ass a dude can take before he has to divorce a bitch….but since this is Katy Perry we’re talking about….it is safe to assume there is so much more depth to why a man would leave her…from her being a talentless cunt who probably thinks she has talent…to her annoying voice….to her bad skin…she’s just not marriage materian unless you’re a K-Fed…but even K-Fed got himself Britney….a leaps and bounds above this trash in terms of pretty much everything…

Katy Perry is a hack….Let’s hope someone pranked her with this….and Here’s the seriously ill-advised outfit that clearly her ass has no business wearing….

Here are the rest of her Interview Photoshoot…That I previously posted…..I hate to admit she looks better than she’s ever looked….but that could just be my Amy Winehouse Dead or Alive fetish talking…

Here’s some nipple tassles on a back up model – you know to make this scene seem more authentic…

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I don’t know what is going on here…..but I know it is in Katy Perry tradition of being trashy, tasteless, and lacking any level of cosideration for anyone but her cunt self….If Katy Perry wasn’t so self involved, with such a huge ego for someone who isn’t hot enough to deserve an ego, but who was just smart enough to be the groupie pussy to a half black guy at his peak, only to leverage those contacts into the pile of garbage that is her.

They say she’s “Channeling” Amy Winehouse, I say she’s mocking her, but that’s just Katy Perry’s abrasive way…and really it’s far nicer than my tribute to Amy Winehouse which involes some rotting meat, one of her CDs and picture

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I don’t care how big a set of tits are on a bitch….Katy Perry fucking sucks….She’s boring, sloppy, has cankles and just because she made 44 million dollars last year, thanks to radios playing the shit out of her bad music, making the average brainless idiot think they need to buy her music and go to her show, brain washing them like Josie and the Pussycats, raping them to the point they feel like losers if they don’t like her music, but more importantly, repeating it so hard that they think they actually lke her music….doesn’t mean she can sing or dance….or has talent…

Here she is in video in a car that matches her stupid hair, pulling a publicity stunt, intentionally causing traffic, to feel good about herself, since her cunt behavior can’t even keep a man…but at least the people and adoring fans love her for who she is…this is a confidence boost that would be beter if it was her fucking random dudes at night clubs….

All this to say…too bad this isn’t her funeral procession…

What a cunt.

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Here is a clip of Katy Perry in a pair of little football shorts that I know are actually SPANX because Katy Perry is disgusting, especially her lower half, because busty girls always have a hard time keeping their asses from catching up to their tits….She got stubby shitty legs and is a whole pile of slop…but for some reason people I know think she’s hot…despite her looking like a circus clown…and apparently so does Tim Tebow, who is rumored to have been fucking her, and who she dedicated a song to during this above performance, so scandalous….I mean it would be if I gave a fuck what Katy Perry inserts in her disgusting twat…these celeb romance tabloid stories fucking suck…

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These pictures show us that the key to a failed marriage is dumpy fucking legs….coupled with stupid fucking hair….along with idiotic sounding voice…with nothing but stupid fucking fluff spewed out of it….with financial security thanks to the most humilating of garbage anyone has called music in the history of music…..

Katy Perry is not hot and if you think she is you’re either a fag drawn to the fame, glitz, glam….or you have no standards….but as a man with no standards I know…that even that ugly bitches I fuck are ugly…I just do it cuz I got nothing else going for me…you know…

Either way…if I was rich and famous, I’d cheat on her fat, lazy, slob ass too…

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I have no idea if this is actually Katy Perry or not….or if thse pics are recent or not…I just now that the bitch in them has a sloppy set of fat titties and she is in a bikini and that is enough reason to look at them…because a sloppy body…an annoying face….a horrible music career and act…and a retard in interviews doesn’t matter when shit’s half naked…it kinda brings it all down to a happy place, but that may just be the rum talking….but I think it’s just her tits doing their fucking job….

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