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2011

15

Dec

Katy Perry is a Bloated Pig and Must Die of the Day

Katy Perry is the fucking worst…She must die….

I have hated Katy Perry and her scam since day one….her look, her clothes, her hair, her body, but most importantly her music….Every time it comes on…little girls get brainwashed and buy all the stuff she subliminally promotes….hence why she even has a career….a corporate vehicle to make other money…and that was before I saw part of her Barbara Walters interview last night…see I cuz I had never heard her talk before…turns out she’s even more retarded, annoying, full of shit than her shitty brand of music….she went on about nothing, canned answers, has no personality, has no real concept of what’s up and for that someone needs to plot her murder…

The amazing thing…is that she was even dumpy at 18…big tits can’t fool me…now check out her period bloat, over-eating, garbage of human in some Nazi pose…cuz she is the devil….that’s why she’s all religion based. DEVIL.

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2011

11

Nov

Katy Perry New Geriatric Fetish Video of the Day

I can’t stand Katy Perry…anyone who reads this site knows that she’s a hack who basically found a bullshit song that doesn’t require being sang that was controversial enough and cheesy enough to talk to little girls everywhere making her this success…despite being barely hot, defintely dumpy, but busty enough that with enough marketing, she could carry herself into some realm of being labeled hot….despite being awkward in the way she moved and the way she’s built….

But here’s her new video that dropped today of her looking her best, all old as fuck,so that her we can accept her ugliness, cuz when a bitch is elderly, you don’t expect beauty and you don’t have to focus on her acne and everything else wrong with her, you accept her fat ass, and sloppy body cuz you’re only in it for the baked goods….and the impending, hopefully sooner than later death….

Either way, here’s her new video that exploits some emotions, taps into some lost love, in some cheesy shit that feeds into the scam that is her….But more offensive is that they play some Johnny Cash at theend…which annoys me more than anything about this smutty drivel crap that pollutes our life…cuz as a devout Johnny Cash fan, this should have never happened….we get it Katy Perry you’re a fucking LA Hipster…now kill yourself.

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2011

07

Nov

Katy Perry Upskirt…Unfortunately of the Day

This is unfortunate…..I know people like to say they love Katy Perry, they think she is hot, but those people are fucking crazy, and I don’t believe them, because she’s vile and more importantly fucking annoying….Sure she’s got tits, but so does every fat girl in line at McDonalds or any fast food place, and you don’t see me jerking off to them, but that’s probably because I do it in the bathroom stall. I’m weird like that….but not weird like whatever’s going on in Katy Perry’s pantyhose…

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2011

25

Jul

Katy Perry’s Annoying Tranny Costume at the Smurfs Premiere of the DAy

Katy Perry is fucking ridiculous….

She’s wearing the kind of dress I’d expect to see on a transexual club kid going to the Smurf Premiere…

I’m talking some Amanda Lepore shit…all glittery and ugly that makes no sense why someone like Katy Perry would wear it….

I mean I get she’s crying for attention in a loud, tacky, glittery annoying way…but shit like this loses any/all sex appeal she may fucking have….at least for me…but then again she annoyed me so much with her music a while ago that I could never fall for her tits like the rest of the world did….

I thought after Sesame Street, she’d know how to dress more erotically to these kid focused events…I guess she remains nothing but a fucking let down…


To See A Pic of her Flashing Her Ass in White Panties in this Smurf Outfit
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2011

24

Jun

Katy Perry Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I saw these pictures the other day and was waiting for someone to post them so that I could put them on the site, see cuz I’m not allowed to post the pics, and the paparazzi get real mad when you post their shit without paying them, cuz that bites into their snake business.

You may be asking yourself why I was so eager to get these pictures to you and the answer is simple, Katy Perry is the devil and plays devil music that is forced on me every fucking day…..I can’t do anything without hearing it…and I figured…if we’re gonna be collectively raped by her voice, we might as well have pics of her big tits, also known as the only thing she has going for her physcially, in a bikini top to soften the horrible blow her money making is…

Seriously, if I was to force feed the world my smut without asking their permission to make millions of dollars, you’d hate me too. It’s on some dictatorship or communist leader shit that is masked in money making off you….and you think you’re free…idiots…

Either way, these pics is good cuz she’s hiding her cankles….

To See The Rest of the Pictures of her Big Tits, The only thing she has going for her physically….
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2011

22

Jun

Katy Perry Brings Her Tits to Rolling Stone of the Day

Katy Perry was in Rolling stone and she tried to sex things up…they even went so far as hiring hipster photographer Terry Richardson, who has made crack whores look erotic enough to fuck, and the result was what you’d expet it to be….Bitch wore an “Enjoy God” shirt to stay controversial, her dress read “Katy’s Kisses” cuz she knows all that she’s good for are her tits, she stripped down into a bikini….when all she really needs to do for all the publicity in the world is have a terrible car accident, leaving her unable to perform, sing badly or dance badly…I truly believe her time is done and the public will soon be on my side and make her diasappear….at least we can only hope…

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2011

09

May

Katy Perry’s Bad Legs Performin of the Day

I get a lot of hate mail because people don’t understand, pointing out the obvious flaws on a cunt bitch who annoys me through song has no corelation to whether I’d fuck her or not, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m not fucking her, and getting those emails is getting boring…

“You think she’s sloppy cuz you’re jealous of her money, success and fame”.

“You say mean things cuz she won’t sleep with you and would never sleep with you”.

“You’re mean to my idol cuz you hate yourself for never being able to be her”….

Not true. I’d fuck uglier bitches than Katy Perry everyday, all day. I can just focus on the obvious, and that is that she’s a set of tits, used to distract from being a talentless, sack of shit of a woman.

She’s got back legs. Bad skin. Can’t dance. But she’s a lot of fucking noise to divert from those facts.

Here she is in concert, clownin’ out.

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2011

04

May

Katy Perry’s Ugly Face Distracted by Tits of the Day

Katy Perry tits are like when an evil politician says “Support our Troops”, it’s just fluff that gets us excited and distracts us from the real issue at hand, like how ugly her face is, how bad her music is, how awkward her dancing is, how thick her ankles are, how bad her skin is, how annoying her personality is and pretty much everything else disgusting about her, cuz tits overcome all challenges, at least that’s what I used as an excuse when I fucked girl with downs syndrome, I was like “bro, did you see those tits”….

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2011

19

Apr

Katy Perry’s Saggy Tits Do a Movie Premiere of the Day

Here are some pictures of Russel Brand pretending to be straight while engaging in illicit lovingly looks to his bride with a dumpy mom body, even though she hasn’t even hit 30 yet….I mean he is an actor and I guess acting is what he’s all about…making it easy to pretend that he’s happily in love with this pig and her pig tits while really he’s in love with her penis shaped clitoral attachment…

I don’t fucking know, I just assume all androgynist people with dainty accents take it up the ass, I could be wrong, but it is the only thing that would explain marrying this twat…bedding her I get, cuz who wouldn’t hate fuck Katy Perry and her cankles just to watch her sloppy belly jiggle…but to marry it, that’s on a whole other level of weird sexual issues….fetish maybe, homosexuality probably…and who fucking cares…Not me..I just like I seem like I do cuz I wrote all this shit about nothing…

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2011

12

Apr

Katy Perry Shot By David LaChapelle of The Day

Here are some pictures of Katy Perry whoring herself. Sure it’s not the kind of whoring we’d want to see from her, you know on the side of the street, strung out on drugs, not only dying for another hit, but also dying of AIDS, Hep and malnourishment…hell she’s not even half naked in this campaign…

She’s just whoring herself to some hair Product company that sponsors her tour and pays her lots of money to get her to endorse the shit for all the little kids who follow her like she’s some kind of thick, dumpy, irritating God that can’t dance….but last time I checked, whoring is whroing so it’s good enough.

The pictures were shot by David LaChapelle, some high concept, used to be a big deal, photographer I’d expect more nudity from…or at least more use of her tits, since they are all she’s good for but I guess he’s playing it safe…. this is Christian America people…Relax yourself.

Here she is pretending she’s Cher

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