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2010

02

Dec

Katy Perry Thick Uterus and Caked-On Face of the Day

Katy Perry is dressed like a trophy. A horrible, caked-on make-up to cover her acne scars trophy. With a sloppy looking body trophy no one wants. I don’t get how she is already muff-gunted even though she hasn’t even had kids in her fake publicity stunt marriage. I am totally uninterested in her. She’s a talentless hag and she’s fooled her way into celebrity by getting titty fucked and suckin’ dick, typical Christian girl behavior, but I find the whole thing fucking boring. I just wanted to put that out there.

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2010

30

Nov

Katy Perry’s High School Picture of the Day

Here is an old picture of Katy Perry from before she was famous and apparently from when she was also the weird Christian Dyke no one would talk to…

This is the kind of bitch who probably wasn’t noticed in high school, at least not enough to want to fuck, but who would get hit when all other options were exhausted, only to be rejected cuz her mom wouldn’t let her leave the house, making it pretty obvious why she’s the attention seeking twat she is today.

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2010

15

Nov

Katy Perry’s Tits in Latex For BBC Radio 1 Bullshit of the Day

Katy Perry wears latex outfits cuz it is the only material strong enough to keep her gunt in and make her titties pop…that’s one of the reasons why shit is sold in sex shops and is considered “fetish” gear….the other reason is that dudes like the way their cum drips off it…something I’ve never quite ever cared about…but this one dude I know did enough to save up his money to buy one of this dresses to keep in his closet that he’d insist girls he brought wear…since he was paying them they’d do it…crackwhores don’t care about disgusting…but when I walked in on him wearing it….I realized the fetish had gone too far…the same feeling I have for Katy Perry’s career….and now her bullshit relationship to a homosexual for publicity cuz all dudes from England are gay…if they weren’t they wouldn’t have that faggy accent….that statement may be false, but Russell Brand just fuckin irritates me…but unfortunately for us…Katy Perry’s tits don’t…so with all my hating comes something positive about her…and as much as it hurts me to say that…her tits make it all ok.

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2010

11

Nov

Katy Perry Showing Off Tit for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Katy Perry is ugly…but that doesn’t mean she’s not gonna try to fit in best as she can the only way she knows how when asked to perform on the Victoria’s Secret fashion show….and luckily for you, that’s by strapping in her gunt and showing off her big tits, with layers of movie make-up to hide her acne scars and stripper who takes too much cum on her face from random diseased men skin…..

Here is what it looked like…and I have a feeling you liked it…cuz cleavage is all your low-expectation easy to get off to anything with a vagina ass needs….

Tit sor not, I think they shoulda thrown some models out into this performance to make it a little more erotic and a lot less awkward looking….not that you care what I think…so here are the pics….

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2010

04

Oct

Katy Perry Tits Have an International Performance of the Day

Katy Perry took her stupid tits, awkward body, weak talent and stage presence to Germany, because she’s an international con artist….and I figured I’d post the video to start the day, cuz her tits, despite being attached to such a huge cunt, are worth staring at, I mean that and her ability to suck the right cock are the reason she’s here and the worst thing in all this is that I like the fact she’s wearing a leotard, when really I should only like seeing her lifeless body is hanging from her closet from her leotard when she comes to terms with being such a fucking lie and does something about it…but then again, that would be giving her credit for having more substance and worldly concern…when really she’s just a vapid twat riding the fame wave as far as it will take her.

Here are some pictures of the dumpy body wrapped up tight during her performance….

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2010

29

Sep

Katy Perry Squeezing her Tits for Some Photoshoot of the Dy

I almost feel bad that Sesame Street turned on Katy Perry after parents got mad about the amount of tit she was showing, even though kids view tits as a food source and not as something to stick their dicks between….because growing up with a face like Katy Perry’s her only real option in life, other than being an over-rated popstar because the public are fucking idiots and buy into anything that marketing tells them to, was for her to be a muppet….

Here are her tits being squeezed together, cuz that’s all she’s good for…seriously, this twat has no other reason for being on TV….and I have a feeling she probably knows that…

On a sidenote, I still haven’t got the Titty fuck pictures of her, but I do know people who know her, and she was a huge slut before sneaking into this fame game by sucking the right cock, so I know they are out there and it is only a matter of time….in the meantime…this is as close as I can get to Katy Perry smut.

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2010

20

Sep

Katy Perry’s Tits do Sesame Street of the Day

I fucking hate Katy Perry, but she brought her tits to Sesame Street where she chased Elmo around cuz even muppets are scared of her monster-lookin face….

She irritates me on all fucking levels, but I just wish the same laws about exposing penis to kids applied to showing off your tits to the kids of the world….so that her and her sloppy body and annoying face land in jail so she can stop irritating us with her bad music and stupid bullshit act….Her ruining the youth has got to be some kind of crime….

On a sad note, Russell Brand was arrested for defending her honor for beating an immigrant paparazzi who took pictures up her skirt….but that’s not the sad part, the sad part is that she didn’t die in the cross fire….

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2010

15

Sep

Katy Perry Tits at her High School of the Day

Katy Perry did a private event at her High School where I assume she was a total fucking loser and that is probably a reason for her trying so fucking hard. She apparently made a big stink about some dude who didn’t go on a date with her, called him out, asked him what’s up and dedicated a song called “You’re Gay” to him….all pretty obvious and ridiculous and I hate giving this bitch attention….but she just keeps wearing latex and she keeps showing off her tits….and like the man I know who spend his last 400 dollars on a latex suit he passed on from whore to whore to cum on, I like that shit. I just hate Katy Perry…

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2010

08

Sep

Katy Perry Embarrasses Herself Internationally on X-Factor Italy of the Day

This is a video of Katy Perry proving that she can be equally untalented, uninteresting, and capable of awkward and embarrassing performances on an international level….This high school talent show quality show took place in Italy…I wonder where the next stop for the promo tour of shit is going to be….and that I mean where the fuck are the topless titty fucking pics we’ve all been waiting for? Her tits are all she is good for and they aren’t even good enough for the attention and money she’s getting…the world is filled with good tits….on better bodies…

I hate this trash.


Here are some pictures of her after this life changing performance of shit….
GO

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2010

07

Sep

Katy Perry’s Tits Perform in Latex of the Day

Katy Perry has tits, in the event you were wondering how her shitty songs and shitty performances actually got her noticed. The good news is she likes to show them off like the typical little slut every white girl from an overly religious upbringing is…..There’s nothing really special about this….a chubby misshapen girl squeezed into latex is alright, I guess, but I was much more into the religious girl who shoves religious statues inside her during her private dances at the strop club…..or escorting…or whatever the oppressive childhood got them into..

Either way, here are her tits in motion….cuz this is all she’s good for…and even this is a stretch cuz the rest of her sucks so fucking much…

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