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2010

31

Aug

Katy Perry’s Ugly Acne Face Never Has Hard Nipples of the Day

I am convinced that Katy Perry is the fucking devil coming to pollute our lives, at least that’s what her music makes me think…Not to mention that her skin always looks like it’s peeling off. Sure, she passes it off as acne, but I think it’s latex/silicone/make-up to cover her demon face….like some kind of Halloween costume on some 3 am drunk pussy after puking up the night’s festivities for 3 hours….

I am convinced she’s not human, and further proof of that is that her nipple are never hard. Prostetic to make us believe she’s not hear to eat our children.

Someone needs to slay this monster and save humanity….or at least get me some topless pics of her and her bad skin…

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2010

27

Aug

Katy Perry on the Today Show of the Day

I haven’t figured out how Katy Perry pulled off this scam. Her horrible sounding voice. Her shitty lyrics. Her awkward performances that even ellaborate sets, costumes, and dancers to distract the public from her horrible face and body (cankles)….but I think it’s gotta do with her tits….and sucking off the right cock…cuz there is nothing deserving of all she’s got from this high school talent show caliber garbage….

I hate this cunt and can’t wait to get sued for postin the titty fucking pics I know are out there, cuz like all good Christians, she’s nothing but a dirty little whore….

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2010

25

Aug

Katy Perry Shows Off Her Tits Signing Autographs of the Day

It amazes me that Katy Perry is popular, and I am not. Trust me, I don’t have an ego and think I contribute enough to the world to have fame, success, happiness, or even people reading my site, I just think that Katy Perry is such a piece of useless shit who makes such irritating music, that would be much better utilized being hummed to herself in the lapdance booth at the stripclub to make her job seem less demeaning than it actually is, and not on the pop charts…..the only possible reason people care has got to with her tits…and here they are bending over in various positions that she will claim to be christian, meanwhile some dude I know has titty fucking pictures of her….pictures that may just make this site popular and finally stick, cuz I’m gonna be honest with you, this constant updating to get no money, followers, fans, movie deals, book deals, etc….

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2010

11

Aug

Katy Perry Sex Scene in Teenage Dream of the Day

Katy Perry brought her bullshit talent that isn’t talent, but just some robotic bullshit that pollutes my brain that some how managed to get her on the radio and famous enough for her natural tits to take over by getting her noticed thus making her even more famous…in some new video where she has a sex scene in a pair of white pure panties like the good Christian girl she pretends to be cuz it is good for her ugly face image, despite the fact that I know she is a slut who has let people I know titty fuck her…and the whole thing is a joke I probably could have masturbated to 10 years ago, before the internt tainted me and my masturbation needs…

I can’t believe I am posting this…seriously…my perversion overpowers my rational thought…

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2010

04

Aug

Katy Perry Tits do Rolling Stone of the Day

When your tits are all you have going for you….and they’ve managed to get you this far along….you might as well give them the spotlight they deserve as a thank you…so I get both Katy Perry and Rolling Stone’s strategy in dressing her like this for the latest issue, cuz really, this is all she is good for….and luckily they photoshopped all the sloppy that comes with these tits…unfortunately they didn’t photoshop on a new head….

On a seriously important sidenote, I am still trying to get the titty fucking pics of her off the dude in Prison, but I’ve had no luck yet.

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2010

28

Jul

Katy Perry Promo Pics with Tits to Get Hits of the Day

Katy Perry’s tits still distract me from Katy Perry…so her strategy is working….and I hope she keeps it up…cuz I don’t think the public is ready to deal with Katy Perry without her tits and it is better that they stay brainwashed and distracted cuz people who can’t see past her trap don’t know that Katy Perry is just a sloppy ass body with shitty legs, stomach and pussy with a wonky face that looks like it’s been spooked, wearing stupid make-up, stupid clothes, and stupid wigs, who walks awkward cuz I think she’s got a handicap, who can’t sing, dance, or entertain and who has no business being famous, cuz she is just irritating garbage that deserves to die…..but tits make the whole thing better…

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2010

27

Jul

Katy Perry Showing Off Her Fat Tits of the Day

Katy Perry proves that sometimes big natural tits are enough. They can lead to a successful music, if you can really call what she does music, career….I don’t know what she’s promoting, or doing, or even who these pictures are for, but I know she’s in a tight dress her tits barely fit into and the whole thing, despite the scary face and shitty skin, or the fact that I know how sloppy the rest of her is and how annoying her personality and act is, she’s got big natural tits and that’s good enough for me to ignore all that is wrong with her….

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2010

19

Jul

Katy Perry Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t understand Katy Perry’s career. I had the unfortunate experience this past weekend of being in a store where her song came on the radio and I was forced to listen to it. I couldn’t figure out if she was singing to 10 year old girls about bikinis and daisy dukes, but more importantly, I couldn’t figure out how she was even on the radio. The only thing she is good for is her tits. I think she knows that the rest of her is a sloppy fucking awkward mess….but sometimes….as Katy Perry proves pretty much always…big natural tits are all you need to make it…

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2010

16

Jul

Katy Perry in Wet See Through Panties of the Day

Katy Perry has a horrible body. She reminds me of this crippled girl I used to fuck because she was easy….you see despite popular believe, people generally shy away from the cripple girls of they do get guys they are usually there because they are weird, socially awkward, essentially the bottom of the fucking barrel….but I saw opportunity to do things the other girls wouldn’t let me do…

Her ass is dumpy, her legs are shitty and thick, she walks like one leg is shorter than the other, but she has great tits and a badly sized bra…but she’s wet and it is see through and sometimes that is enough….

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2010

06

Jul

Katy Perry Does Esquire Video of the Day

As the unofficial Katy Perry fan site who can’t stand Katy Perry’s songs, performance, persona, body, attitude, voice, boyfriend, fashion sense, dancing skills, look, haircut, ankles, ass and pretty much everything else there is about her, but can appreciate her big ol’ tits, I have no choice but to post this video of her from her Esquire shoot….

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