I am only posting this because I think the idea of Kelly Osbourne being a fashion model is fuckin jokes…and I love jokes….especially when they involve fat chicks….cuz fat chicks are the best punch line ever…even if they took being laughed at for being fat seriously and lost all the weight…they are still fat chicks to me….

Here she is totally not erotic…cuz erotic is not something she’s capable of…

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Kelly Osbourne reminds me that if I was ever a pork farmer…I’d totally dress the pig up in a bikini before slaugtering it because it would be so comical and amusing in an otherwise shit filled world…

I get that she’s lost a lot of weight…but that doesn’t mean seeing her half naked is something we need to celebrate…unless we were people who were forced to see her half naked before the fitness regime, like her boyfriend that is using her to get to her dad and his money, cuz when forced to chose fat Kelly or this Kelly, the choice is obvious….but the new Kelly is up against all the actual hot girls in bikinis….which happen to be something she is not…but the one thing she does have going for her…is a rockin’ trust fund…so I guess she’s not all bad…as long as she’s not in a bikini….

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Kelly Osbourne looks so bummed, literally, you know, cuz she’s got her hands all over Coco’s ass and posted it to Twitter, I guess so shaken up about the death of her “best friend” who she was such a good friend to that she really got involved and did all she could to prevent that death that was probably pretty preventable….You know, tired of all the tears the paparazzi captured and statements she’s been making about how broken up she is…and taking a break from all that sadness and getting on with her life…and what better way to do that than to grab Coco’s ass…it’s like some kind of amusment park ride…only more manhandled and used…cuz you don’ climb the whore ladder and marry a celebrity without a whole lot of practice….

In other news – Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera the fat cunt she was born to be….fascinating….

Here are some recent pictures of Coco at some bullshit event showing off her bullshit body…

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Being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne makes you weird….you know with all the fatness that was never worth masturbating to even when it got skinny unless you’re an Ozzy fan and want some of the product of his sperm that stuck to uterus…

Being the kind of guy who can get off to people at funerals makes you even weirder….you know with all the sadness and mourning death and celebrating life morbid shit…

But being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne at a funeral makess you the weirdest….it’s up there with necrophilia…she’s the kind of girl that if you were forced to choose whether to fuck her or the corpse being mourned, you’d likely choose the corpse cuz it would likely be more pleasurable…and less traumatic….

I love having these useless conversations with myself…I don’t love this post…it is fucking depressing me….cuz I’ve had good friends die of drug overdoses, and the shit is fucked, you can’t make a person stop doing drugs, and getting that call is always horrible….even though you know it’s coming….so I’m not all bad…as unattractive as I find Klly Osbourne…I can relate to what she’s going through…see girls…I’ve got a soul…not as much as Amy Winehouse’s music that I was a huge fan of but you should still let me eat you out…

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It is safe to say that Kelly Osbourne just looked at herself in the mirror….

Or maybe…just maybe she’s pretending to be Amy Winehouse’s best friend in the world who is destroyed by the fact that she’s died at least when the paparazzi are looking….

Because you know with death comes lots of people who take ownership on the shit….

Or maybe….they actually are friends…bother tormented by addiction who used to get high together, before Kelly went to rehab and turned her back on those friends who brought her down….only to lose one and think that shit “that coulda been me”….

I’ve been there before…I feel her pain…but prefer thinking she just looked in the mirror…it is less depressing that way…and way more jokes..

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Kelly Osbourne, like all fat girls before her who have lost weight for a minute, has gone back to being fat…..and the funny thing about the whole thing is that when a fat bitch gets skinny, she usually goes back to being even fatter, I guess that’s the road Kelly Osbourne is on….corset or not, we know what’s going on here you fat ugly monster of a pig.

I don’t know why anyone thought she’d be different during that minute she wasn’t as fat as usual…More importantly, I don’t know why anyone would care about Kelly Osbourne enough to notice whether she lost weight or not….

Once a fat girl….always a fat girl….

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I remember hearing that Madonna’s youth clothing line was going to use Kelly Osbourne as the model, and I thought it was funny, because Kelly Osbourne is neither an idol to the youth, nor model worthy….If anything, she’s fucking disgusting even with the Dancing the the Stars weight loss…so I knew she’s aggressively be photoshopped in some Old Navy caliber creative direction…and the only message I hope this gives the youth that are going to be spoon fed this shit is that being fat is bad, starve yourself and if starving yourself doesn’t work, replace food with crystal meth and cigarettes….because I don’t want the shift in morals that leads to a love for porn, dick sucking, group sex and exhibitionism that’s happened to our youth over the last few years thanks to celebrity sluts go to waste or be spoiled by a pig disguised as a human…what a joke….

Here are the pics of the campaign…masturbate to them…it may make you last longer than usual…you know like a challenge for even the biggest chronic masturbating pervert who can cum to anything…Is there an app for that?

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I find it really interesting that even though piggy Osbourne lost all kind of weight, she still looks fucking disgusting. So interesting that I am obsessed with staring at her pics trying to make sense of it…cuz it just doesn’t make sense…fat girls who get skinny are supposed to be fuckable…

She is one of those people who shouldn’t have bothered trying to get healthy and fit, because it didn’t make her any more desirable to fuck, like the fat bitch I used to fuck when she was down on her luck and fat due to a cookie addiction, who 2 years later ended up getting work as stripper everyone wanted to fuck, and eventually fucked her way into porn, because she lost all the weight and took advantage of all the attention she felt she was missing out on…

Kelly Osbourne’s weightloss story didn’t work out quite as well for her…

Seriously, this goes against all studies on weightloss and the whole thing amazes me…but not as much as the fact that people have had sex with this in all it’s shapes, sizes, and levels of cleanliness…

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I hate fat girls gone skinny when they are ugly. Cuz fat girls gone skinny when they are hot makes for a very liberal and excited to not be fat girl willing to get naked, suck every last drop of male attention she can find, to celebrate all the years she was hiding in her fat costume….but ugly fat girls gone skinny, don’t realize that fat or not they are still fucking ugly, and even though they have the same wants to get half naked and jerked off to, since they never had it before, they gotta take into account that they don’t really have what it takes…even though I am usually a firm believer than all it really takes is pussy…

See, I don’t care how skinny a bitch get, that doesn’t give her a right to wear see through shirts, in efforts to trick us into looking at her, cuz like all dudes, we have no choice but to stare at pussy of all varieties…I get that back when she was relevant and on TV all the starlets were getting noticed for being half naked, and she was too busy eating donuts and developing a drug addiction to replace her eating addiction, and I guess now is officially payback time….

All this to say…this is a pretty fucking unfortunate outfit….and that Kelly Osbourne is only hot when locked in one of her dad’s coffins.

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