I think I’m over my dream of being an exotic animal smuggler or bitches dressed like exotic animal smuggler ….

She’s so full of shit in all that she does and the only hope I have for her is that some dumb hot chick in her late teens decides Gaga is her idol cuz Gaga gets all the attention and starts dressing in sheer taped up nipple outfits…..and by some dumb hot chick I mean all dumb hot chicks…

The only way this is acceptable, is if it leads to copycat borderline nudity…Oterwise, it’s just wasted fucking punishment..

She digusts me and not just because she always looks like she’s about to puke….

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This 3 Headed Lady Gaga picture is doing the rounds, and shit is like a fucking nightmare to me, because I find her disgusting…and I’m not just talking disgusting cuz she runs fucking scams, pretending to be an artist and shit, I’m talking disgusting because she always looks like she’s about to throw up….It could be her weak chin and her permanently opened mouth she can’t close….or maybe it’s her bug-eyes and everything else that would have made me put her up for adoption if she was my kid, cuz a reminder that I took part in making this creature would do bad things to my spirits….

They should have just replaced her with a hot chick.

Lady Gaga’s done. Can’t wait for the rest of the world to pick up on that….

On a sidenote, V-Magazine ran a male model contest that I won by a lot and they NEVER ever gave me my prize. Fucking con artists.

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Boring. This is getting so fucking boring. This tryhard needs more hustle.

Lady Gaga was cast for the part of Lady Gaga because she looked like Paul from he Wonder Years. They were like, she’s got this facial expression like she’s always about to throw up, thanks to a weak chin, let’s milk this whore, pump some self esteem into her, a little false ego, give her a team of people to train her, and let her take all the glory for the bullshit she spews, that same bullshit all the fags and ugly people everywhere are eating up, cuz they believe the lie, they don’t realize she’s an employee of a label looking to target the fags and give them something that taps into their love for Madonna, Glamour, Fashion and Drag shows….Something edgie, that’s really just a pile of shit….and the whole thing annoys me, especially when she walks around pantless, cuz I’m just like “arrest this bitch for indecent exposure” and I also love a bitch, even ugly bitches exposing, it is just that everything about her is an ugly, unattractive, lie I want to see die.

The only thing good about her is that she proves marketing works and gays are idiots. Something we already knew….

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Here are some disgusting pics of Lady Gaga in a see through shirt for attention, cuz that’s her bullshit hustle….

I’m not sure what’s more disgusting, her man tits, the pit stains or that face…I just know combined as a package it just blows me away, in a bad way and can’t believe it wasn’t killed off when it crawled out its mom’s vagina.

That said, my friend made me watch the Lady Gaga Monster Ball on HBO last Saturday night at 5 or 6 in the morning after a lot of drinking….

She irritates me more now than she did before….

I saw her first show back when 500 people or less showed up to see her. I am guessing two years and 3 concert and albums cuz she’s a manufactured machine ago.

I had a free ticket and I knew the opening band, who ended up telling me all this shit about how she was created for the gay market by her label, how she’s a tool to reach those gays and by default the fat chick and loser market, to be the new Madonna, to give them a new icon.

She had theatre background, connections, and was never this “Artist who made it” that she pretends to be. Real artists never make it. She’s just manufactured bullshit…but she proves how shitty the fucking world is, when it is a place where these lies can succeed the way she has…when really she shoulda been left in the fucking dumpster to die at birth.

I should live blogged watching her concert, I was full of jokes about the shit, but it’s monday and there’s nothing funny about this, it is just offensive.

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I know this isn’t Lady Gaga’s mom….Lady Gaga’s mom is probably too ashamed to leave her house or admit that she’s Lady Gaga’s mom….keeping things under the fucking radar…unless of course she’s into the fame and parades that shit around so she gets served first at exclusive New York Restaurants she goes to, even though she was already rich to begin with and got served first anyway…but I think it’s safe to say this Angelyne Clown that rolls around LA pullin’ her old lady slut in tight pink clothes, showing off tit and panty in a pink corvette novelty act….was one of the inspirations for the people who created Lady Gaga’s act….the same act that she tries to make you think she came up with on her own…

Yay.

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Lady Gaga should never get naked. It’s as simple as that….

I hate this lie of a human…and it turns out that unlike most pussy, I hate her more when she’s half naked…usually girls have the opposite affect on me, you know hate them when they talk, show me their tits and I get sucked the fuck in and let them get away with pretty much anything, but not Gaga…leading me to believe the hermaphrodite lie is actually truth and her ugly face is just a product of being a homie dressed like a girl and not an actual girl…

Not that it matters, what matters is that I’m posting this to punish you, cuz you’ve been a bad internet friend to me….

I prefer her when she falls off her piano and even the most outrageous titty dress won’t save her… that’s all I have to say about that.

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Too bad she didn’t break her neck and Christopher Reeves herself…See I don’t wish death upon even the most disgusting humans, I prefer them to sufer and rely on a straw to get around…I can’t stand Gaga she is the devil and this stupidity should have ended in one of those Darwin Awards…you know “I was half naked, dick tucked into a leather looking bikini, in front of 100,000 people who believe the lie that I’m an artist and visionary, even though I was created in an office to reach the gay market, so I jumped on a piano bench so people know I’m a real talent who can play from my soul, and I slipped cuz my tranny boots didn’t have enough grip, I shoulda jerked off on them before the concert and not after the concert, silly me, the bullshit queen, who isn’t hot in anyway”….

She’s the Devil, make her stop, that’s all I have to say about that.

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I tried to ignore these pictures existed the last 3 hours. Then I figured I should post them because that’s what Lady Gaga wants me to do and I always listen to ugly girl who fake gender issues and act outrageous due to a script she has no choice but to follow in efforts to market to the gay teenager…..that’s why she’s friends with Perez. That’s why she sings that Madonna with lyrics about being a queer…It’s all fucking strategy on the corporate level. Don’t believe the lie people….money like this isn’t put into bitches like this without the best marketing people planning it out…to think she is capaable of any of this on her own is stupid of you…you’re stupid…stop believing what you read…Entertainment industry is a business and there’s no room for actual artistes in a business cuz real artists are too busy getting drunk all day….

The good thing about Gaga is that she wears underwear…cuz her face is bad enough…I can’t even try to imagine the vagina that comes stock on this machine.

Here she is modeling – cuz someone’s capitalizing on her…

Here’s the video…..

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I don’t know why no one is arresting Lady Gaga for indecent exposure, because I know one thing, this is indecent, but then again, everything this twat does in indecent, even when she’s full clothed, her novelty act is ridiculous, contrived, bullshit and strategic to land the gays, freaks and tranny audience by making them feel good about themselves, when that’s against nature’s way, the world needs bullied, insecure, socially awkward people, we don’t need them feeling empowered, accepted and noraml. Gaga and the record label that created her are ruining society as we know it. Lock this money making machine up. She is the fucking devil.

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See this is the problem with Gaga. She gives ugly people hope. When ugly people should be locked in their houses crying cuz they were invited to prom. It’s a total disconnect that goes against the grain of humanity. That works against everything we’ve evolved into. That I can only assume is a sign of the end of the fucking world.

Nothing good will come of this….seriously….she’s just a marketing tool to the freaks, bisexuals and losers of the class, cuz corporations realized that despite their lack of social skills, they have money to spend like popular kids, if anything, more money cuz they don’t spend it on the cool clothes and other things to fit in, cuz they just don’t fit in and have embraced that….it’s mainstream, fabricated bullshit…and it’s working cuz people are either idiots, or because they want to believe it is authentic and actually speaking to them…

Either way, this bitch needs better looking fans, even if this is what I expected to see. Yeah, yeah – we get it you’re fucking unoriginal losers. Someone lock them up or tease them until they commit suicide please.

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