It amazes me that someone with a face like this has made it as far as she has in the entertainment world. I get that she’s got this circus shit going on and the her audience is all homos who don’t care for good looking people, but now she’s on the cover of Vogue, like she’s a fucking fashion ICON, when I know she’s just a fucking joke that everyone is too stupid to realize is a fucking joke, and instead they buy into it…

I mean I can’t look at this shit with a straight face. I feel like I’m watching a saturday night live episode mocking Vogue…but really who fucking cares. She’s got a good scam going…and here she is posing in what may be one of my least erotic posts ever….

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The story goes like this….Lady Gaga did a surprise gig in NYC because she’s trying to keep herself legit…and in order to be legit in her hipster fag world…you have to keep it real by not just doing the arena shows that make her millions but by doing these one-off performances in small venues to prove she’s a real artist…despite the majority of intelligent people knowing she’s just a marketing vehicle for a coporation and the only thing artist about her is her fucking mangled asymmetrical fucked up face, shit looks like Picasso made it…..

I’m just posting it because sometimes I like the bitches in bondage gear to look like accident victims down on their luck cuz after their ex boyfriend threw acid in their face they couldn’t get another job and were forced to use their handicap to their advantage by putting ads in the back of local papers to get freaks into horror movie fantasies to be their submissives…

She hardly looks human no matter how naked she gets and the only rational explanation is that she was sent here from hell to take over the world, one insecure sexually confused kid at a time…

Weird.

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This Christmas season, I found myself listening to that “Do They Know It’s Christmas Cuz They are an African Tribe who Don’t Own TVs, who don’t celebrate our religious holidays, who are probably dying of AIDS” song and decided to look into adopting an AIDS baby, you know to feel better about myself…..

Luckily, since I don’t have money, credit cards, or a real interest in sending 30 dollars a month to some Christian brainwashing program, an African Aids Baby came to me over facebook:

This is what he wrote:

I am an African boy who saw your “surreal yet funny by demeaning self and using cool unusual insults i dont care about myself or anyone else” site or blog or whatever it is you do on my malnutrishioned internet on my starving welfare needing computer given to me by a church in America because America and every other place does good things for Africa because us Africans are no good.

Anyway, i decided to go do some witchcraft stuff on you in a place called Abujah, Nigeria, because thats what us Africans do other than AIDS and death and crime and tribal dances.

So i threw some African bones on the dirt and gorilla cum infested ground and hissed your name out and wishing you die through some cruel way.

I like your blog and the girls you put on because i masterbate to your material atleast 24 times a day, because those girls are sexy girls and us Africans have huge sex drives cuz no means yes here.

PS – Can you adopt me like you were Angelina Jolie and I was the AIDS baby, since I am….

I figured since I already taught him so much about the English language, like how not to write, like run-on sentences, like bad jokes, it was only natural to adopt him like I was Angelina and give him his own post….

He chose this Lady Gaga picture cuz she’s showing her vagina, and when you are used to fucking zebra’s, actual human vagina seems ok, especailly if it is white, cuz black dudes love white girls…That said, this is what he wrote:

I don’t know about you, but these days when I watch porn, I look for the dirtiest “shit in a cup and watch my girlfriend eat it” type of material. You know, the type of shit that makes you want to vomit but you still watch it because that other soft core MILF shit no more gets your AIDS Baby dick hard coz u have seen it too much.

Here is the small dick having monster Gaga in a nude photo, showing her small monster dick, not that her small monster cock gets in the way of you liking it, and by you I mean me, because in Africa, our dicks are so much big that small dick like this might as well be a vagina.

(i couldnt attach the pictures from coz i dont know how to use the internet becoz im an African and live in a hut made of shit, grass and other AIDS babies, but at least i have the internet)

That said, I’m just glad to help some dude in a hut with a church funded computer and dial-up internet live his dreams as my new adopted son for less that a coffee a day…

For this is Christmas and this is what I’ve done…..I’m a modern day hero…Just call me Mother Teresa…Seriously…I kinda like that whole slutty nun thing…and apparently so does Gaga, cuz we’re both just so fucking obvious….

Everyone say hello to Motembooogo. He may post again if he doesn’t get eaten by a lion or die of Ebola.

For this is truly The Christmas Miracle…

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I wonder if Lady Gaga really believes her lie that she’s some kind of performing artist opening herself up to her receptive audience who understand and are drawn to her creative vision, of if she knows that she’s just an obvious joke. I mean the product of serious marketing that is about as authentic as her hair color.

You see, I did the “slutty nun” basic level of religious controversy over a decade ago in an art project at a local church art program I was forced to take and even then I knew I was just doing it to piss off the people behind the art program.

I also did a dead baby in a box cuz my teacher was pregnant and annoyed me. Because I understand how easy it is to use shitty art to upset uptight people and get a laugh out of it while pretending it is a vision.

I have a feeling that Gaga does too, you know because everything she does is upsetting, mainly because of that fucking face of hers and the fame it got that it shouldn’t have got because it’s not hot….and not because of her ironic almost nude annoying artist who isn’t an artist hustle…she’s just a bullshit pawn in the grand scheme of thing and she fucking sucks….and so does her sloppy disgusting body and her squashed down runover by a bush that unfortunately didn’t kill her tits. Here are the pics. They may or may not be a Christmas miracle, but I know her death or disappearance would be, but maybe I’m just a hater…

I should be drinking eggnog by the fire and not writing this nonsense…I hate you internet for trapping me.

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Knowing I grabbed this is miserable. Knowing Gaga is unhappy people stopped talking about her so she staged this stunt and I’m talking about her is even more miserable than knowing I grabbed this ass, but then again grabbing ass, whether it is on a celebrity or not, whether it is on a monster looking bitch or not, is never really that miserable, even if it makes you want to throw up. It’s always kind of entertaining even if it is not erotic….

What it comes down to is that Lady Gaga is a vile circus freak, trying so hard to be relevant like she was Madonna and she’s ugly as fuck, but unfortunately that’s never stopped me for checking out an ass when it’s on display and that shouldn’t stop you.

Here are the miserable pics…

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Lady Gaga has less sex appeal of a frail old man you see struggling with his bags getting off the bus…so you know she is either getting felt up by a crazed starstruck person who goes nuts when she sees anyone that she has seen on TV, or someone who buys into the Gaga marketing campaign that everyone knows is bullshit, except the millions of people who love her cuz they are missing things in their own life, and turn to this shit for hope and meaning, the same people making her rich, or maybe it’s just a lesbian, those lesbians will touch anything….

The worst thing in all this is that I was at an event Lady Gaga was hosting with Perez Hilton a few years ago. She had security and I kept reaching around them and grabbing her leotard ass. It was juicy and alright at the time, but I was drunk and she was all hopped up and didn’t realize what I was doing to her, making the whole molesting less fun when there’s no eye contact…

That said, she is still disgusting, even in my lapse in judgement the day I grabbed her….not knowing whether she was a man or woman…but I’m an alcoholic pervert like that…

Here are some pics of another unfortunate person grabbing at this miserable creature….

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I know these wax figures of people are supposed to be a better looking rendition of the person they are of, because if they were identical, none of these vain, self-involved, disguting actors would bother doing it, and even with their expert wax figure artist, Lady Gaga’s is one I wouldn’t fuck…..and I pretty much fuck everything inanimate….just last night I woke up with my dick wedged between a dresser drawer with a cheap wine bottle up my ass…but I know you’re less picky when it comes to your sex dolls, like my friend Tommy, who was the guy who developed a loving relationship with his sex doll and took her on dates, dressed her up, would make dinner for her, and even tried to coordinate a marriage with her, which made the whole thing really fucking awkward cuz Tommy was ghetto and could only affor a pocket pussy without the rest of her body…and even as used up and weird as that was…it was still better than this Gaga shit…

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Nothing says tapping into the gay community like hanging with Anderson Cooper in a see through dress while looking like a dude who had no father figure and a drug addicted hooker mother….

I am sure this is bringing back memories of his college days when he was using his trust fund for some serious faggot behavior while shooting speed and taking it up the ass wearing pantyhose…something Gaga really wants to relate to…or at least make the public think she is relating to…cuz the gay market is her market….and she’s just milking the gay lifestyle almost as hard as she’s been milking the Ice Cream cart she had installed in her tour bus…Surec see-thru clothes on fat bodies….is irrelevant cuz fat chicks don’t exist…they just kinda blend into the scenery…especially with faces like this, even when they pull bullshit “artistic” stunts, trying to be as loud and attention grabbing as possible, when really she’s just nothin’ bullshit…..no matter how much jumping up and down like a school girl who just got her period Anderson Cooper pulled in his trailer before this meeting…

This reminds me of so much that I hate…I just have a bad memory, hangover and rash on my dick that I’d rather be tending to…but I will say that I hope Gaga disappears like she was a condom at a bath house….

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I hate that Gaga has become a “Fashion Icon” when I know everything about her is bullshit and totally unauthentic, leading me to believe that the fashion industry is filled with bullshit people who are totally unauthentic, that are only in the fashion industry because it gives their bullshit follower status some level of credibility, who love other phony, full of shit, clowns like them to relate to, cuz everything about Gaga is totally fabricated, except for her ugly, weak chin, face…She should get that sorted out…cuz her bullshit has made her enough money to sort that out…and here she is in her panties in her underwear….

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This is the kinda shit that makes paying 100 dollars for some outdoor festival seem like a serious waste of fucking money. It’s like you get to the show, you get drunk, you get into the whole thing, and next thing you know, some half naked ugly chick who may have a dick gets thrown at your fucking head…sure you are given every opportunity to shove your finger up her sweaty and disgusting ass, but you don’t have that much time to react cuz you’re distracted by wiping the it off your fucking face….

A little known fact about me is that I have fondled Gaga’s ass. This is a totally true story that happened last year and that was not one of my prouder moments…but basically she was wearing a similar outfit, she had bodyguards around her, she was dancing on a booth with Perez Hilton and I snuck my hand around the security and started fondling her ass for what felt like 3 hours and 20 minutes, but was probably a minute. She didn’t notice…but despite what I was expecting, it was actually firm and I guess that was my brush with fame before it was really famous that wasn’t as good as the night I spent with Lohan and that’s all I have to say about that.

She is so fucking full of shit….this is all a lie and here are some of the disgusting fucking pics….

Here’s the horrible video….

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