And luckily I’m a poor man…you know unable to grasp the Blake Lively hard face appeal, as she’s all famous and fashionable, dating superstars like Leonardo DiCaprio and letting his penis cum inside her cooter, making golden star studded and diamond encrusted creampies the average person can’t grasp or really wrap our brain around cuz it’s on some other level of superhuman…..but Leighton Meester….she’s some low level fetish video star born in a halfway house who managed to suck dick to get on TV…making her almost like one of us, on our level…or at least like one of the strippers I got a lap dance from last night…or hooker I asked if she was a virgin cuz I figure the world lacks virgin street whores…or even like one of the massage parlor girls who jerks me off and gives me a receipt I can use to get reimbursed by my wife’s insurance policy…only not as awesome cuz she doesn’t make me cum the way they do….cuz instead of being in the service business she should be, she took the right turns and choices in her prostitution that led Leighton to this level of accessible, yet famous enough to be impressive 10 years down the road when she’s back to starring in fetish videos when paying her extra to suck you off after a signing of her latest DVD at your local sex shop…at least that’s what I’m predicting…

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For those of you who don’t know much about Leighton Meester, other than than you would totally fuck her, like you’d fuck anything with a vagina, or really anything that remotely looks or acts like a vagina, cuz you’re not all that picky when it comes to your Kathy Bating……she was in foot fetish videos early on in her career, because you don’t just wake up one day in your halfway house cuz your mom was a drug smuggling criminal, and land a role on a hit show, you gotta use the skills momma learned in prison and passed onto you, and suck dick to get there, coupled with chosing jobs that pay enough to not get an actual career job, while maintaining your integrity, cuz you don’t get naked in the smut you’re producing, you just let dudes jerk off on your feet….the very same feet she’s showing off in these pictures on set of Gossip Girl…reminding us of how badly she wanted this, and how far she was willing to go, while giving her original pervert fan bases some foot they haven’t been able to jerk off to in what seems like forever. If you know what I mean…

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I kinda prefer when she was coming up and staring in foot fetish videos to make a living, pay her rent and buy her time until finding the right ladder wrung to fuck her way up….

Her mom was a prison rat…I mean this bitch was raised in a halfway house….taught how to whore at a young age…like the gutter kids playing outside my house from broken welfare homes…

At least she’s more authentic than that cunt costar of hers….Taylor Momsen…but she could use a lot more titty flashing…cuz without the titty flashing this is just on some beautiful sounding lovliness and that hardly works for me…but I guess works for Meester cuz bitch is getting paid son…

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I make fun of Leighton Meester cuz she’s not that hot, she was raised by criminals, she got famous sucking the right dick, and eating the bottom feeding shit, including staring in fetish films and sex tapes….even though those are some of my favorite things…

Here are some pictures of Leighton Meester in a bikini getting close to one of her friends for twitter attention…cuz that’s what she’s good at…

Sure, I can’t see past the shit stain on her thigh, wondering where it is from….Is that a birthmark, a bathroom accident thanks to resort food, a battle wound from her porn/fetish career she had rising to Gossip Girl fame, maybe a scar from when her mom taught her prison tricks on how to get a head using her pussy and not getting caught, you know the secrets of the trade only learned living in the halfway house as a baby with some of the counties top prostitutes….

Either way, this girl on girl bikini party in public is weak …has shit on this girl on girl bikini party…

But I guess since this bitch is on TV, it gets bonus points…even though she knows how to hustle better than this…

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When I first saw this picture, I thought it was of Lohan and her mom, but realized we’re dealing with a whole other family of whore drug pushers with criminal records trying to make it in America using vagina and moderate looks…

But I guess I gotta give her mother with a criminal past some love cuz she instilled the morals and values it takes to film sex tapes, fetish tapes and suck the right dick to get on hit shows…

The same morals and values that lead to her posting pictures of her in a bikini on her twitter in her useless bottom feeding quest….unfortunately the pics of her aren’t nude…cuz nude is how I like bottom feeding.. but I guess she’s done with those days…and bikinis it is…

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Leighton Meester, the girl who’s mom taught her how to hooker her way to the top, you know and other prison tricks to success is starting to win me over….

CollegeHumor is doing the Funny or Die strategy, only I fully support CollegeHumor and I’m not gonna hate them, cuz in the beginning of my internet experience, CollegeHumor was the only site that linked me, sending inpsiring traffic I’ve never been able to recreated but have spent the last 5 years trying and not succeeding at.

All I know is Leighton saying touching her shit on repeat is pornographic to some and by some I mean me….especially people with rape and molestation fetishes…like me…this is some subtle brainwashing…subliminal message shit…I think she just hynotized me…

Also, it’s interesting to see how movie companies are responding the the internet by promoting movies through customized viral videos. It’s the end of the era where the homegrown youtube star will cease to exist. I’m lookin forward to that day, cuz talented hacks don’t deserve to get noticed…like me on this site….

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It’s about fucking time that this Leighton Meester bitch steps up her game and stomps the yard due to jealousy of her costar Blake Lively, who has been getting all the attention. I mean Leighton didn’t suck all that dick, do all those foot fetish movies, or release a fucking sex tape like her ciminal mother taught her at a young age to do to get ahead, to be second rate to spoiled little Blake Lively….Sure she’s given Lively her moment to shine, but I can only assume Meester is pissed off and ready to bring what she knows best, which is getting naked for money and fame, because Blake Lively just doesn’t have that same drive or whore morals and values, cuz Blake Lively didn’t have the same struggles. It’s like seeing her bring the ghetto streets she was from to a fashion magazine so everyone knows who the made man is, and by made man I mean the bitch you should probably use a condom with, If you know what I mean and if you don’t, I’m saying she’s a whore.

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I can’t give one Gossip Girl love and not the other one. That would be unfair and cause a conflict like my high school girlfriend had because her dad used to molest her sister and not her….that’s not the kind of stepfather I am…

So here are some Leighton Meester pictures of her legs crossed cuz it reminds me of when I used to get hard lookin’ at random young girls in skirts, pantyhose and crossed legs which seems like just yesterday because it was just yesterday….to balance things out…

I kinda hate Leighton Meester for no real reason….I figure it’s cuz I probably think she’s probably the kind of girl who acts all fancy and elite cuz she’s on a huge show, when really she’s just some gutter slut with criminal parents and a broken home, born in a halfway house, destined to do porn who just got diverted from her destiny by landing a role on a hit show…

It’s always the gutter bitches who pretend to be all fucking high scoiety and, but I could be wrong, I don’t know her, I just know I’m trying to look up her skirt in pictures of her, which doesn’t really make sense…cuz it’s not like I can pretend I dropped my phone and crawl around under her table…but I keep trying anyway….

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Leighton Meester may be the ugly girl on Gossip girl, and I may hate her for no real reason, but I have no choice but to respect a chick who was willing to follow her mother’s whore lead, star in fetish movies and some how manage to suck the right dick, all because she wanted to live the good life at a young age, cuz working the 9-5 grind in retail or at a hair salon or wherever else girls work fucking sucks.

We should all thank Leighton Meester’s mom for being a criminal in prison when she was born, forcing her to live in a halfway house, where she learned invaluable lessons about legal prostitution and getting what you want…whether you have the looks or not…because it just takes the right attitude…. horrible morals and values into her…

Here she is in a tight dress lookin like shit…

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